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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: USA4ME on February 11, 2014, 05:54:57 PM

Title: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: USA4ME on February 11, 2014, 05:54:57 PM
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minivan2

My life is in ruins.
 
I have $28 in my bank account, can't find any job, and school is difficult me. In short, I'm screwed.

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10024483814

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aquart

2. School counselors office. NOW.

Quote from:
Control-Z

6. Do what aquart says.
 
Just getting it off your chest to a live warm body will help.

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postulater

7. ^^^^^^ What aquart said!
 
When I was in college, I would have appreciated the advice of a good counselor. They are not always easy to find and don't always know what you need, but you can get started with one and keep looking until you find one who you are comfortable with.

(A good counselor might have put me on track several years earlier.)

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nadinbrzezinski

9. What Aquart said, school counselor NOW

Got to be a bouncy. All things are going splendidly in this wonderful Obama economy.

So much for being the self-proclaimed "caring and compassionate." They've essentially told a person dying of cold and hunger "Be ye warmed and filled."

Yes minivan2, the same gov't system that's placed you where you are now is competent to help you get through it. Believe it.

You get what you deserve.

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Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: delilahmused on February 11, 2014, 06:34:03 PM
The DUmp is the last place I'd go to for advice. I'd rather take advice from a pool of vomit.

Cindie
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: Celtic Rose on February 11, 2014, 06:36:58 PM
The DUmp is the last place I'd go to for advice. I'd rather take advice from a pool of vomit.

Cindie

To be fair, both a pool of vomit and the DUmp can serve as the same sort of motivational tool.  Both are examples of how you don't want to end up.
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 11, 2014, 06:38:35 PM
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Response to minivan2 (Original post)
Tue Feb 11, 2014, 06:14 PM
SamKnause (1,574 posts)
4. I am so very sorry to hear that.

There are so many people who are destitute and suffering in this country.

I live in extreme poverty.(SSDI)

I live day to day.

There is no future for me.

I live in the moment.

I feel your pain.
Somebody buy that man a heart!!

It's just so great to read these DUmmy laments!

Nothing more entertaining than a suffering DUmmy describing his miserable life.

I just hope DUmmy Elad gets off his ass and puts up that Dead DUmmy forum before these worthless bums realize the only solution to their plight is suicide.


 
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: delilahmused on February 11, 2014, 06:40:31 PM
To be fair, both a pool of vomit and the DUmp can serve as the same sort of motivational tool.  Both are examples of how you don't want to end up.

True! H5!

Cindie
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: Gern on February 11, 2014, 06:46:52 PM
Meh.  Not much participation so far.

I was hoping it would turn into one of those "U think you got it bad?" type of threads, where The Primitives compared the sorry ass states of their lives against each other like prepubescent boys bragging about dick sizes....


Alas...to no avail...
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: Delmar on February 11, 2014, 06:55:00 PM
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minivan2

My life is in ruins.
 
I have $28 in my bank account, can't find any job, and school is difficult me. In short, I'm screwed.

Don't listen to the DUmmies and their lame school counselor idea.  Take that 28 dollars to the nearest Kwik Trip and invest it all in lottery tickets.  Your luck is about to change, I can feel it.  Believe.
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 11, 2014, 07:12:48 PM
To be fair, both a pool of vomit and the DUmp can serve as the same sort of motivational tool.  Both are examples of how you don't want to end up.

Gotta agree with Cindie here.  You're dead on, milady.  H5.
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: thundley4 on February 11, 2014, 07:22:16 PM
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minivan2

My life is in ruins.
 
I have $28 in my bank account, can't find any job, and school is difficult me. In short, I'm screwed.

I have a change jar with over $700 in it.  (actually it's one of those big tins that they sell popcorn in)   :lmao:
Title: Re:
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 11, 2014, 07:42:11 PM
I thought this might be another Loconuts thread.
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: Gern on February 11, 2014, 07:51:44 PM
Don't listen to the DUmmies and their lame school counselor idea.  Take that 28 dollars to the nearest Kwik Trip and invest it all in lottery tickets.  Your luck is about to change, I can feel it.  Believe.

Lolz!   :-)

Title: Re:
Post by: USA4ME on February 11, 2014, 07:59:37 PM
I thought this might be another Loconuts thread.

In their own peculiar way, they're all Loconut threads.

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Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 12, 2014, 05:56:25 AM
I have a change jar with over $700 in it.  (actually it's one of those big tins that they sell popcorn in)   :lmao:

My uberlib FIL was over a few weeks ago and his bride mentioned how they had the princely sum of $25 in their checking account.  After they left we found it amusing that our 6 year old can somehow manage to amass $130 in his piggy bank and have the willpower not to spend it in comparison.
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: SarasotaRepub on February 12, 2014, 07:11:57 AM
Meh.  Not much participation so far.

I was hoping it would turn into one of those "U think you got it bad?" type of threads, where The Primitives compared the sorry ass states of their lives against each other like prepubescent boys bragging about dick sizes....


Alas...to no avail...

It's a pretty pathetic "Tale of Woe" even for a DUmmie. They need to do better to even
get their own to reply.  :-)
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: hillneck on February 12, 2014, 10:51:31 AM
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Response to minivan2 (Original post)
Tue Feb 11, 2014, 06:14 PM
SamKnause (1,574 posts)
4. I am so very sorry to hear that.

There are so many people who are destitute and suffering in this country.

I live in extreme poverty.(SSDI)

I live day to day.

There is no future for me.

I live in the moment.

I feel your pain.


But you have the means and time to log into the internet, post on a DUmmieland special site, and whine about it.  Instead of chatting with a bunch of losers, you could looking for something to better yourself.
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: jukin on February 12, 2014, 11:00:27 AM
With tax, tip and a Margarita,I spent $28 bucks for my lunch yesterday.
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: obumazombie on February 12, 2014, 12:01:22 PM
Maybe some healing white light to go along with the hearts ?
Get nadin on the story. Not only would she make it crunchy, she could "raise awareness".
Title: Re: primitive told by nutjobs to seek counseling
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 12, 2014, 12:55:53 PM
The DUmp is the last place I'd go to for advice. I'd rather take advice from a pool of vomit.

Cindie

Cin, yer gettin' awful pessimistic in yer old age. LOL!

Keep it up, I luv it! Yer soundin' more and more like "Toots" every day! Trust me, after ya lose yer tits and beat cancer everyone else can go to hell!


But you have the means and time to log into the internet, post on a DUmmieland special site, and whine about it.  Instead of chatting with a bunch of losers, you could looking for something to better yourself.

More than likely sittin' in StarBucks with a latte while milkin' the wireless, too!