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Title: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: formerlurker on February 09, 2014, 03:32:01 PM
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Sun Feb 9, 2014, 04:27 PM

SummerSnow (2,427 posts)

Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
One of the few conservative family members I have had a meltdown today. There was a discussion about race and religion. The conservative family member who I will call Gus . Gus said the Arab people should be watched carefully in this country cause according to Gus " they are all terrorist".He said they aren't Christians so this is the main reason. Then he said he supports Israel blah blah blah. So I said well why do you support Israel, or the jews? I said they or at least those in Israel practice Judism *spelling*, and they aren't Christians either so should we watch them too? Oh Gus got mad and said its not the same. I said both religions not Christian so tell me why its not the same? He couldn't explain it. So he said my comment was anti semitic and I'm anti semetic.So I said " I call those who practice Judiaism non Christian and you call me anti semetic? Well arent they non Christians. He said yes with anger. Then I called him a anti semite.He was so angry he said"I am not" I said well you hate Arabs and they are semites too , so youre anti semetic. He growled something at me and left.


rofl
http://betterment.democraticunderground.com/10024470849


Stop me if you heard this before -- there was this Jew, Arab and Christian in this incoherent bouncy on the island...


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Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 09, 2014, 03:35:35 PM
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SummerSnow (2,427 posts)

Gee.....how long did it take you to think up that lame, recycled piece of   :diebouncy: shit?

Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 09, 2014, 03:37:59 PM
That was so lame I won't even call it a bouncy. I think we should call it a splatter.
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 09, 2014, 06:33:38 PM
Jews, Chistians, and Muslims.

Which one has suicide bombers?
Which one is threatening the Sochi games?
Which one is targeting the other two for terrorist murders?

The answer is, Muslims. Yes they should be watched. If a liberal cannot tell the difference between these religions than he is too much an idiot to deal with.
~~ my advice. Get a shovel and hit the liberal with it. It may not change his mind, but you will feel much better.
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: Dori on February 09, 2014, 06:58:31 PM
Jews, Chistians, and Muslims.

Which one has suicide bombers?
Which one is threatening the Sochi games?
Which one is targeting the other two for terrorist murders?

Which one kills gays?
Which one has a war on women?

Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 09, 2014, 07:18:52 PM
Jeeze Louise, SummerSnow, it's like you're not even trying...

 :(
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: franksolich on February 09, 2014, 07:22:40 PM
Which one kills gays?
Which one has a war on women?



Shush now.

The primitives don't want to hear about those two.
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: Tucker on February 09, 2014, 07:26:35 PM
Arabs claim that they're not anti-Semitic but anti-Zionist. It's all bullshit but that's what they claim none the less.
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: MrsSmith on February 10, 2014, 07:28:07 PM
Stories like that make me wish desperately for one more tall tale by Bouncy Ball...   :bawl:  It is just so sad that the "well-educated and oh-so-smart" libs can't even tell an interesting story.  
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: MrsSmith on February 10, 2014, 07:29:23 PM
Arabs claim that they're not anti-Semitic but anti-Zionist. It's all bullshit but that's what they claim none the less.
And they don't hate Jews...they just want to kill them all.   :mental:
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 10, 2014, 07:37:44 PM
Stories like that make me wish desperately for one more tall tale by Bouncy Ball...   :bawl:  It is just so sad that the "well-educated and oh-so-smart" libs can't even tell an interesting story.

Exactly. And the ones who can spin a bouncy have been quiet since the DOTY election wrapped up.

Maybe there should be a "DUmmy Of The Month" to encourage more off-season hi-jinks.

For years, nutcase nadin has carried the DUmp through the doldrums on her sweaty back.

She'd bait the lunatics into one knock-down-drag-out brawl after another, keeping things lively for months.

Then the next DOTY would approach and the full roster of DUmmies would swing into action.

With this stupid auto banhammer thing, there's no one to carry the DUmp through the dead zone.
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: Carl on February 10, 2014, 07:38:58 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: HeavyMetal on February 10, 2014, 09:06:23 PM
It's such bullshit.  Everytime it ends with 'he/she mumbled something and walked away' after a heated argument, you know it's a lie all the way through.
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: DefiantSix on February 10, 2014, 09:32:42 PM
It's such bullshit.  Everytime it ends with 'he/she mumbled something and walked away' after a heated argument, you know it's a lie all the way through.

If it's taken you that long to figure it out, you're culling yourself out for remedial VRWC classes, junior.

In most cases, you can tell that a DUmbshit is lying by the fact that their lips are moving/they've posted another stupid comment (that isn't "K&R") on the innerwebz.

 :aliens:
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: HeavyMetal on February 10, 2014, 09:41:43 PM
If it's taken you that long to figure it out, you're culling yourself out for remedial VRWC classes, junior.

In most cases, you can tell that a DUmbshit is lying by the fact that their lips are moving/they've posted another stupid comment (that isn't "K&R") on the innerwebz.

 :aliens:

I didn't believe it up until the end, it was just so obvious when it ended like that. 
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: delilahmused on February 10, 2014, 09:42:35 PM
I don't know who this fake relative is, but you might want to spend a bit more time making one up next time. I've never met a conservative like this. I've never met one that thinks "all" Muslims are terrorists. Note to DUmmie: not all Arabs or people of Arab descent are Muslims and not all Muslims are Arabs. Conservatives know the difference. Apparently you don't. Nor do we talk like we're descendants of the Beverly Hillbillies. I live in Oregon, I sound like other people on the west coast.

Here's what "Gus" would say if you had a real conversation with him: "Because as a rule, the Jews don't crash airplanes into buildings, carry bombs in their shoes or the trunks of their cars. They're not known for strapping bombs to their chests and blowing themselves up for 72 virgins and rivers of honey".  He would also be quite aware that Jews aren't Christians. However (not that it matters in this conversation), he would also know that the Jews are God's chosen people. Buddhists are non Christians but they're very peaceful. They didn't even want to go to war with China when they were being slaughtered. He would know this as well.

If any of your fellow DUers believe your story, they're more stupid than you are. Stupid ****!

Cindie
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: HawkHogan on February 10, 2014, 09:56:02 PM
I don't know who this fake relative is, but you might want to spend a bit more time making one up next time. I've never met a conservative like this. I've never met one that thinks "all" Muslims are terrorists. Note to DUmmie: not all Arabs or people of Arab descent are Muslims and not all Muslims are Arabs. Conservatives know the difference. Apparently you don't. Nor do we talk like we're descendants of the Beverly Hillbillies. I live in Oregon, I sound like other people on the west coast.

Here's what "Gus" would say if you had a real conversation with him: "Because as a rule, the Jews don't crash airplanes into buildings, carry bombs in their shoes or the trunks of their cars. They're not known for strapping bombs to their chests and blowing themselves up for 72 virgins and rivers of honey".  He would also be quite aware that Jews aren't Christians. However (not that it matters in this conversation), he would also know that the Jews are God's chosen people. Buddhists are non Christians but they're very peaceful. They didn't even want to go to war with China when they were being slaughtered. He would know this as well.

If any of your fellow DUers believe your story, they're more stupid than you are. Stupid ****!

Cindie

One correction.  Even the Buddhist monks in certain countries have grown tired of the radical Islam bullshit.  They have used violence to fight off the Muslim terrorists. 
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: delilahmused on February 10, 2014, 10:23:44 PM
One correction.  Even the Buddhist monks in certain countries have grown tired of the radical Islam bullshit.  They have used violence to fight off the Muslim terrorists. 

Good to know!

Cindie
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 10, 2014, 11:21:45 PM
Not all muzzies are terrorists, but nearly all terrorists are muzzies, and and nearly all muzzies support them.

When a drone blows up a muzzie house there are no innocent victims.

 
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: Tucker on February 11, 2014, 04:12:02 AM
Not all muzzies are terrorists, but nearly all terrorists are muzzies, and and nearly all muzzies support them.

When a drone blows up a muzzie house there are no innocent victims.

 

Nope.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/jihadichild.jpg)
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: hillneck on February 11, 2014, 05:55:45 AM
Typical DUmbass story.  They put no belief, or realism into it.  My dear Summer snow, you suck at story telling.    :loser:
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: wasp69 on February 11, 2014, 09:43:38 AM
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Sun Feb 9, 2014, 04:27 PM

SummerSnow (2,427 posts)

Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
One of the few conservative family members I have had a meltdown today. There was a discussion about race and religion. The conservative family member who I will call Gus . Gus said the Arab people should be watched carefully in this country cause according to Gus " they are all terrorist".He said they aren't Christians so this is the main reason. Then he said he supports Israel blah blah blah. So I said well why do you support Israel, or the jews? I said they or at least those in Israel practice Judism *spelling*, and they aren't Christians either so should we watch them too? Oh Gus got mad and said its not the same. I said both religions not Christian so tell me why its not the same? He couldn't explain it. So he said my comment was anti semitic and I'm anti semetic.So I said " I call those who practice Judiaism non Christian and you call me anti semetic? Well arent they non Christians. He said yes with anger. Then I called him a anti semite.He was so angry he said"I am not" I said well you hate Arabs and they are semites too , so youre anti semetic. He growled something at me and left.


rofl

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Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on February 11, 2014, 12:01:31 PM
That was so lame I won't even call it a bouncy. I think we should call it a splatter.

 :rofl: I'd have to agree. And with that, your 300th H5.
Title: Re: Witnessed a serious Republican meltdown in my family...
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 11, 2014, 12:07:17 PM
That was so lame I won't even call it a bouncy. I think we should call it a splatter.

Yeah, dog turds don't bounce.

I don't know who this fake relative is, but you might want to spend a bit more time making one up next time. I've never met a conservative like this. I've never met one that thinks "all" Muslims are terrorists. Note to DUmmie: not all Arabs or people of Arab descent are Muslims and not all Muslims are Arabs. Conservatives know the difference. Apparently you don't. Nor do we talk like we're descendants of the Beverly Hillbillies. I live in Oregon, I sound like other people on the west coast.

Here's what "Gus" would say if you had a real conversation with him: "Because as a rule, the Jews don't crash airplanes into buildings, carry bombs in their shoes or the trunks of their cars. They're not known for strapping bombs to their chests and blowing themselves up for 72 virgins and rivers of honey".  He would also be quite aware that Jews aren't Christians. However (not that it matters in this conversation), he would also know that the Jews are God's chosen people. Buddhists are non Christians but they're very peaceful. They didn't even want to go to war with China when they were being slaughtered. He would know this as well.

If any of your fellow DUers believe your story, they're more stupid than you are. Stupid ****!

Cindie

Well Cin, we don't call 'em DUmmies for nuttin'!