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Title: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 03, 2014, 09:48:11 AM
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bigdarryl (10,248 posts)

Abortion rates at there lowest in 40 years

So why are states passing anti abortion laws http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2014/02/us_abortion_rates_drop_to_lowest_level_in_30_years.html#incart_river

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cali (90,890 posts)

1. that's why they're at their lowest- abortion has been made less accessible
 
by the passing and institutionalization of TRAP laws. It's been an effective, top down national campaign, played with tremendous sophistication by the forced birthers. As to why states are continuing to pass these laws, that's simple, they want to ban abortion entirely.

Wait.

Are you suggesting regulatory law can be manipulated for political purposes?

That's a RW talking point!

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FarPoint (3,064 posts)

2. Does anyone think that illegal abortions are being preformed?

If there are and women are having complications then the data is being hushed up.

Oh how they drool at the thought of misery and death.

They NEED misery and death. They are powerless without it.

It makes them happy.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024435439
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 03, 2014, 09:52:55 AM
Maybe the DUmmies have finally learned to use contraceptives.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Chris_ on February 03, 2014, 09:54:58 AM
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cali (90,890 posts)

1. that's why they're at their lowest- abortion has been made less accessible
 
by the passing and institutionalization of TRAP laws.
You know you're dealing with a single-issue zealot when they start using their own acronyms in place of simple words or phrases.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Gina on February 03, 2014, 10:01:17 AM
"Babies aren't being murdered!!!! OH NOES!!!" :panic: :panic: :panic:
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Freeper on February 03, 2014, 10:07:51 AM
What kind of person gets upset when killing is going down? Why DUmmies of course. I swear the thought of killing the unborn turns these freaks on.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: HawkHogan on February 03, 2014, 10:28:23 AM
What kind of person gets upset when killing is going down? Why DUmmies of course. I swear the thought of killing the unborn turns these freaks on.

I can't believe the Dummies actually pretend that it's hard to get an abortion.  Gosnell was murdering full-term babies and keeping jars of their remains in an office in Philadelphia, and his practice went undisturbed for years and years. 

Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: thundley4 on February 03, 2014, 10:57:20 AM
What kind of person gets upset when killing is going down? Why DUmmies of course. I swear the thought of killing the unborn turns these freaks on.

Have you ever noticed that the DUmmies practically rejoice every time there is a school shooting, but they ignore the hundreds of shooting deaths in Chicago and other Democrat hellholes.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Freeper on February 03, 2014, 11:17:07 AM
Have you ever noticed that the DUmmies practically rejoice every time there is a school shooting, but they ignore the hundreds of shooting deaths in Chicago and other Democrat hellholes.

They did rejoice when troops died under Bush, they were giddy as hell when then death toll broke 1000.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 03, 2014, 12:38:47 PM
Maybe the DUmmies have finally learned to use contraceptives.

Yep! it's the newest thing! recycled condoms made from raw hemp, it's the latest thing.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 03, 2014, 12:51:57 PM
Yep! it's the newest thing! recycled condoms made from raw hemp, it's the latest thing.
Brilliant idea, DUmmies can roll it up and smoke it after sex....if they can wait that long to puff it.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 03, 2014, 01:00:27 PM
Brilliant idea, DUmmies can roll it up and smoke it after sex....if they can wait that long to puff it.


Nah, they'd try to sue somebody after they try to light it while it's still being worn.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 03, 2014, 02:35:13 PM

Nah, they'd try to sue somebody after they try to light it while it's still being worn.

The ghey ones would . . . :tongue:
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Tucker on February 03, 2014, 06:47:31 PM
Maybe the DUmmies have finally learned to use contraceptives.

One of their idols, the slut Sandra Fluke, introduced contraceptives to the "If it feels good, do it" DUmbasses.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 03, 2014, 07:09:11 PM
One of their idols, the slut Sandra Fluke, introduced contraceptives to the "If it feels good, do it" DUmbasses.

That would explain the drop in abortions. They realized they wouldn't have to miss Judge Judy for their appointment if they'd just used the jimmy in the first place.  They should be directing their anger towards Fluke instead of the pro-life people.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 03, 2014, 10:17:10 PM
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FarPoint (3,064 posts)

2. Does anyone think that illegal abortions are being preformed?

o.O
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Gina on February 03, 2014, 10:52:25 PM
I read an article that said the decline could be attributed to the recession and people deciding not to get pregnant because they couldn't afford it.  Now that is strange because that means they used abortions as birth control right? They could always afford to just suck the oops out but now that they are poor they decide to keep it licked up or use birth conyrol.  Am I making sens?
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: catsmtrods on February 04, 2014, 04:40:50 AM
I think they should all go round up their first born males and kill them just to restore their faith in humanity.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Big Dog on February 04, 2014, 05:25:07 AM
They could always afford to just suck the oops out but now that they are poor they decide to keep it licked up or use birth conyrol.  Am I making sens?

Keeping it licked up is 100% guaranteed birth conyrol.

You're making perfect sens, Gina!  :hyper:
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Big Dog on February 04, 2014, 05:29:09 AM
I think they should all go round up their first born males and kill them just to restore their faith in humanity.

Hmmm... too Jewish.

Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Gina on February 04, 2014, 06:30:56 PM
Keeping it licked up is 100% guaranteed birth conyrol.

You're making perfect sens, Gina!  :hyper:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 04, 2014, 11:17:45 PM
They could always afford to just suck the oops out but now that they are poor they decide to keep it licked up or use birth conyrol.  Am I making sens?
Is that you, nadin?
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Gina on February 05, 2014, 11:00:46 AM
Is that you, nadin?

Puhleezze my big toe is sexier than her whole body.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 05, 2014, 11:17:27 AM
Puhleezze my big toe is sexier than her whole body.
pics or it didn't happen!!!
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Big Dog on February 05, 2014, 12:36:54 PM
Puhleezze my big toe is sexier than her whole body.

(http://www.legaljuice.com/files/2013/09/licking-feet-dog-funny-good-silly-toes-fetish.jpg)
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: wasp69 on February 05, 2014, 01:04:04 PM
(http://www.legaljuice.com/files/2013/09/licking-feet-dog-funny-good-silly-toes-fetish.jpg)

Oy vey...
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 05, 2014, 02:28:30 PM
(http://www.legaljuice.com/files/2013/09/licking-feet-dog-funny-good-silly-toes-fetish.jpg)

With you, right? :tongue: :whistling: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Tucker on February 05, 2014, 07:35:38 PM
(http://www.legaljuice.com/files/2013/09/licking-feet-dog-funny-good-silly-toes-fetish.jpg)

Solution for toe jam.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: dandi on February 05, 2014, 11:07:39 PM
Have you ever noticed that the DUmmies practically rejoice every time there is a school shooting, but they ignore the hundreds of shooting deaths in Chicago and other Democrat hellholes.

If you want them to ignore a school shooter, the shooter has to be black.

To go on DU and acknowledge that blacks commit crime is in itself racism.
Title: Re: Proglodytes beside themselves as they wrestle with devastating news
Post by: Gina on February 06, 2014, 06:43:33 AM
If you want them to ignore a school shooter, the shooter has to be black.

To go on DU and acknowledge that blacks commit crime is in itself racism.

Bingo.  Anytime I read "suspect is 6 feet with a dark jacket" and no other physical attributes I know they must be black.  Never fails that they don't call out the race unless they are white.