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Title: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: franksolich on February 02, 2014, 06:09:32 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024432746

Oh my.

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Bennyboy (10,265 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:27 PM

Is the NFL emblemic of everything that is wrong with America?

Huge corporation that pays no taxes.
Rape culture
Gun culture
Sexism
The lingo
The violence
celebrity worship
commercialism
Being sued by former workers, employees and players for workplace safety issues.
Corporate censorship
Skimpy cheerleader costumes (low hanging fruit ladies)

Non stop selling of harmful things to the public by way of celebrities and athlete endorsement.....

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BainsBane (22,542 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:31 PM

1. Works for me

Add thick necks. I really hate those thick necks. Okay, I just hate football period. I think there probably is some major steroid use as well.

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Kingofalldems (12,650 posts)   Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:32 PM

2. You just listed many of the reasons I quit

watching years ago.

<<<never watched professional football, because college football is where it's at.

<<<however, quit watching college football after the athletic director at the University of Nebraska fired the then-winningest active coach in the country.

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Bennyboy (10,265 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:35 PM

3. You know who......

after which an image of a quote by George Orwell about bread and circuses

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BainsBane (22,542 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:59 PM

5. You know he was talking about soccer, right?

The popularity of football in this country cannot compare to the importance of soccer around the world. Here football is a game. In many places, soccer is everything.

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Turbineguy (18,239 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:36 PM

4. Just another part of

the entertainment complex.

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Vashta Nerada (2,497 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 07:03 PM

6. Yes it is.

For all the reasons you listed above.

Plus it devalues college degrees because many NCAA football players only use college as a stepping stone into the NFL, rendering their degrees worthless. Not only that, many college athletes cheat their way through school, whether it be though professors, the athletic department, or students alone. Remember what happened with the MN Gophers football players in the '90s?
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 02, 2014, 06:29:58 PM
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Bennyboy (10,265 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:27 PM

Is the NFL emblemic of everything that is wrong with America?

Huge corporation that pays no taxes.
Rape culture
Gun culture
Sexism
The lingo
The violence
celebrity worship
commercialism
Being sued by former workers, employees and players for workplace safety issues.
Corporate censorship
Skimpy cheerleader costumes (low hanging fruit ladies)

Non stop selling of harmful things to the public by way of celebrities and athlete endorsement.....

Something tells me Bennyboy got his cable cut off today for non payment and cannot watch the game. Probably got barred from every bar in a 30 mile radius too so that is out. He has no friends either. So the dummie is sitting at home and posting at DU. Too stupid I guess to watch it on the internet.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: Chris_ on February 02, 2014, 06:31:41 PM
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Bennyboy (10,265 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:27 PM

Is the NFL emblemic of everything that is wrong with America?
I knew this was coming.

**** you, fatty.  It's just a ******* game.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: Big Dog on February 02, 2014, 06:36:39 PM
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BainsBane (22,542 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:31 PM

1. Works for me

Add thick necks. I really hate those thick necks. Okay, I just hate football period. I think there probably is some major steroid use as well.

That was aimed directly at the Dog. The very thick-necked Dog.

I guess Alex prefers her necks pencil-thin.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: Carl on February 02, 2014, 06:45:03 PM
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BainsBane (22,542 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:31 PM

1. Works for me

Add thick necks. I really hate those thick necks. Okay, I just hate football period. I think there probably is some major steroid use as well.

God you are stupid.

Btw,those female students you probably do,or want to,molest are watching the game too.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 02, 2014, 07:17:08 PM
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Vashta Nerada (2,497 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 07:03 PM

6. Yes it is.

For all the reasons you listed above.

Plus it devalues college degrees because many NCAA football players only use college as a stepping stone into the NFL, rendering their degrees worthless.

Oh no, you retards and your Beyonce degrees will fix that problem.

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Turbineguy (18,239 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:36 PM

4. Just another part of

the entertainment complex.

You're just pissed off 'cuz most anorexic, 5'-2", 101 Lbs. wymmynz can break you in half.

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The popularity of football in this country cannot compare to the importance of soccer around the world. Here football is a game. In many places, soccer is everything.

When that's all you have, sure, you stupid bint.  Now, shouldn't that tell you something about.............oh, never mind.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 02, 2014, 07:18:04 PM
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BainsBane (22,542 posts)    Sun Feb 2, 2014, 06:59 PM

5. You know he was talking about soccer, right?

The popularity of football in this country cannot compare to the importance of soccer around the world. Here football is a game. In many places, soccer is everything.

Overwhelming importance of soccer is a sure indicator of a shithole country.

I don't know why that that correlation exists, but it's an undeniable fact.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: USA4ME on February 02, 2014, 07:36:11 PM
Quote from:
Bennyboy

Is the NFL emblemic of everything that is wrong with America?

Huge corporation that pays no taxes.
Rape culture
Gun culture
Sexism
The lingo
The violence
celebrity worship
commercialism
Being sued by former workers, employees and players for workplace safety issues.
Corporate censorship
Skimpy cheerleader costumes (low hanging fruit ladies)

Non stop selling of harmful things to the public by way of celebrities and athlete endorsement.....

And that's just the pre-game show.

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Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: franksolich on February 02, 2014, 07:40:27 PM

Why Fatty's emblemic of everything that is wrong with America:

pays no taxes
lives off the public treasury
believes women are objects
promotes civil disorder
worships everyone with a (D) behind their names
materialistic
decadent
squalid
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: fatboy on February 02, 2014, 08:49:59 PM
Something tells me Bennyboy got his cable cut off today for non payment and cannot watch the game. Probably got barred from every bar in a 30 mile radius too so that is out. He has no friends either. So the dummie is sitting at home and posting at DU. Too stupid I guess to watch it on the internet.


NFL--Huge corporation that pays no taxes.   Bennyboy--an individual that pays no taxes
NFL--Gun Culture    Bennyboy--cannot legally own a gun
NFL--Sexism   Bennyboy--cannot play ping pong
NFL--Lingo     Bennyboy--"I need some stinking weed senior"
NFL--Celeb Worship   Bennyboy--Bong worship
NFL--Commercialism    Bennyboy--Communism
NFL--Being sued by former workers, employees and players for workplace safety issues.    Bennyboy--suing unemployment for extended bennies
NFL--Corporate censorship     Bennyboy--government censorship
NFL--Skimpy cheerleader costumes (low hanging fruit ladies)   Bennyboy--Subscribes to Playboy
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 03, 2014, 03:48:39 AM

NFL--Huge corporation that pays no taxes.   Bennyboy--an individual that pays no taxes
NFL--Gun Culture    Bennyboy--cannot legally own a gun
NFL--Sexism   Bennyboy--cannot play ping pong
NFL--Lingo     Bennyboy--"I need some stinking weed senior"
NFL--Celeb Worship   Bennyboy--Bong worship
NFL--Commercialism    Bennyboy--Communism
NFL--Being sued by former workers, employees and players for workplace safety issues.    Bennyboy--suing unemployment for extended bennies
NFL--Corporate censorship     Bennyboy--government censorship
NFL--Skimpy cheerleader costumes (low hanging fruit ladies)   Bennyboy--Subscribes to Play Blueboy

One minor correction . . .   But, otherwise H5-worthy, so one given to you and Frank for your contributions . . .
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: Gina on February 03, 2014, 06:12:11 AM
They have to find something wrong with everything.  They are miserable.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 03, 2014, 06:59:50 AM
They have to find something wrong with everything.  They are miserable.

Gina, they're not happy unless they're not happy, and making others miserable.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 03, 2014, 07:17:15 AM
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Skimpy cheerleader costumes (low hanging fruit ladies)
That fruit is most definitely not "low hanging".
(http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2014/01/30/seattle-seahawks-cheerleaders_3.jpg)
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: Freeper on February 03, 2014, 08:18:26 AM
I think in order to make the DUmmies happy we should split the points and deem last night a tie.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: Wineslob on February 03, 2014, 09:02:10 AM
Must be a Denver fan.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: DUKOTA on February 03, 2014, 11:45:22 AM
That fruit is most definitely not "low hanging".
(http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2014/01/30/seattle-seahawks-cheerleaders_3.jpg)

Looks high and tight to me.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on February 03, 2014, 11:58:22 AM
Looks high and tight to me.

Not just an absence of low hanging fruit, there are no cherries to pick either.
Title: Re: the Bennyboy primitive is emblemic of everthing that is wrong with America
Post by: Chris_ on February 03, 2014, 12:09:43 PM
Not just an absence of low hanging fruit, there are no cherries to pick either.
:rotf: