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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dane on February 02, 2014, 06:05:05 AM
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Omaha Steve (38,387 posts)
Duck Dynastys stuff sitting on the grocery store Clearance shelf and sitting and sitting....
I wonder why?
Any Omaha area cavers can contact me and I'll be glad to tell them "where to go" to get in on the sale
And here's a brave soul who admits shopping at WalMartTree-Hugger (906 posts)
17. Full Price at my WalMart
They had a prominent end cap filled with DD Valentine's Day cards and gear.
But most have their own little anecdotal evidence that DD has failed/is failing.
Their baskets are always filled with sour grapes.
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And here's a brave soul who admits shopping at WalMart
But most have their own little anecdotal evidence that DD has failed/is failing.
Their baskets are always filled with sour grapes.
Oh, Steve. Steve, Steve, Steve. Always the fool.
We know that Duck Commander is the real deal. Duck Dynasty is the TV show.
Think of it this way, Steve (I know you'll read this. Like PhDD, you crave our attention.) If I buy a Duck Commander ball cap for $15, the Robertsons will make a dollar. If I buy a Duck Dynasty ball cap for the same price, A&E will make 95 cents and the Robertsons will make a nickel.
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I still have not seen the show :)
But I do know that I have seen employees tell customers the difference in Duck Dynasty and Duck Commander. The customer is directed to the Duck Commander. That is all. :lmao:
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Oh my.
The Omaha Sweathog is still all butt hurt over the voters in Bellevue learning of his real politics.
Had he listened to Franksolich right off the bat, he would now be comfortable sitting in some government paid position.
But nooooo, he had to ignore that advice and now blames us for his abject failure.
What a filthy, sweaty little ingrate.
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A&E really screwed the pooch. First they piss of loyal fans in favor pole smokers and rug munchers. This then makes the difference from Duck Dynasty and Duck Commander very clear to many people that thought it was the same. The super brains at A&E have now just about killed their merchandise line and boosted the Robertson's line. Yet, there will be not a single head to roll because of LEFTISM!!!111!!!elebinty.
PISS OFF LOYAL FAN BASE, CHECK.
HAVE PISSED OF LOYAL FAN BASE NOT VIEW DD, CHECK.
INFORM PUBLIC OF DD VS. DC, CHECK.
HAVE LOWER SALES OF DD MERCHANDISE, CHECK.
Elbonian Dwarfs couldn't have made a better business decision.
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Like Rush Limbaugh and Faux Snooze, Duck Dynasty is circling the drain and will be toast any day now.
I have noticed Willie is doing commercials for Zaxbys now, and there is a picture of Miss Kay on my cooking oil. The DD people are everywhere.
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But most have their own little anecdotal evidence that DD has failed/is failing.
Their baskets are always filled with sour grapes.
You may recall their constant reports of unemployed relatives and empty shopping malls during the height of the Great Bush Prosperity.
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A&E really screwed the pooch. First they piss of loyal fans in favor pole smokers and rug munchers. This then makes the difference from Duck Dynasty and Duck Commander very clear to many people that thought it was the same. The super brains at A&E have now just about killed their merchandise line and boosted the Robertson's line. Yet, there will be not a single head to roll because of LEFTISM!!!111!!!elebinty.
PISS OFF LOYAL FAN BASE, CHECK.
HAVE PISSED OF LOYAL FAN BASE NOT VIEW DD, CHECK.
INFORM PUBLIC OF DD VS. DC, CHECK.
HAVE LOWER SALES OF DD MERCHANDISE, CHECK.
Elbonian Dwarfs couldn't have made a better business decision.
H5 for the Dilbert reference.
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Omaha Steve (38,387 posts)
Duck Dynastys stuff sitting on the grocery store Clearance shelf and sitting and sitting....
I wonder why?
And every time I drive by the Ford dealership, the lot is full of F-150s.
I guess no one is buying them anymore.
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