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Title: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obamaâ€™s SOTU speech was like sex
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 29, 2014, 11:01:46 AM: If slipping a wet noodle up a wildcats ass is your idea of having sex....well, I guess so.

http://michellemalkin.com/2014/01/28/hope-cringe-gop-consultantcnn-contributor-alex-castellanos-describes-how-obamas-sotu-speech-was-like-sex/
Title: Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obamaâ€™s SOTU speech was like sex
Post by: redwhit on January 29, 2014, 11:20:47 AM: Hate to break it to CNN but tactless, disappointing, and boring with no happy end is not how sex works for most of us.
Title: Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obamaâ€™s SOTU speech was like sex
Post by: DefiantSix on January 29, 2014, 11:21:59 AM: Quote from: redwhit on January 29, 2014, 11:20:47 AM
Hate to break it to CNN but tactless, disappointing, and boring with no happy end is not how sex works for most of us.

However, it is fairly descriptive - or so I hear - of the sex life of your average Obama fellater.
Title: Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obamaâ€™s SOTU speech was like sex
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2014, 11:33:30 AM: What a clown.
Title: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obamaâ€™s SOTU speech was like sex
Post by: Dori on January 29, 2014, 11:46:37 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 29, 2014, 11:01:46 AM
If slipping a wet noodle up a wildcats ass is your idea of having sex....well, I guess so.

http://michellemalkin.com/2014/01/28/hope-cringe-gop-consultantcnn-contributor-alex-castellanos-describes-how-obamas-sotu-speech-was-like-sex/

A speech by Barack Obama is like sex: no matter how good it is, you're still getting screwed.

A speech by Obummer is like sex with a hooker: you need to pay for it and you catch something awful.

:)
Title: Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obamaâ€™s SOTU speech was like sex
Post by: DefiantSix on January 29, 2014, 11:48:16 AM: Quote from: Dori on January 29, 2014, 11:46:37 AM
A speech by Barack Obama is like sex: no matter how good it is, you're still getting screwed.

A speech by Obummer is like sex with a hooker: you need to pay for it and you catch something awful.

:)

You're learning, Grasshopper. :-) :hi5:
Title: Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obamaâ€™s SOTU speech was like sex
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 29, 2014, 12:25:09 PM: I wonder if the speech gave him a thrill down his leg
Title: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obamaâ€™s SOTU speech was like sex
Post by: longview on January 29, 2014, 01:34:16 PM: Quote from: Dori on January 29, 2014, 11:46:37 AM
A speech by Barack Obama is like sex: no matter how good it is, you're still getting screwed.

A speech by Obummer is like sex with a hooker: you need to pay for it and you catch something awful.

:)

Brilliant description!
Title: Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obamaâ€™s SOTU speech was like sex
Post by: redwhit on January 29, 2014, 02:24:16 PM: Quote from: Dori on January 29, 2014, 11:46:37 AM
A speech by Barack Obama is like sex: no matter how good it is, you're still getting screwed.

A speech by Obummer is like sex with a hooker: you need to pay for it and you catch something awful.

:)

^5 - still giggling and may steal :lmao:
Title: Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obamaâ€™s SOTU speech was like sex
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 30, 2014, 09:32:24 AM: Well, everyone was asleep when it was over, they have that much in common.