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Title: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: fatboy on January 29, 2014, 06:47:19 AM
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Tue Jan 28, 2014, 10:17 PM
DainBramaged (39,156 posts)

NO ONE is going to give a shit about the Republican response

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024405018

Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: fatboy on January 29, 2014, 06:50:00 AM
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Response to grantcart (Reply #6)
Tue Jan 28, 2014, 10:25 PM
DainBramaged (39,156 posts)

8. Their disjointed atempt to give America a vision of republican rule

is as effective as pissing on a four alarm fire, all you're left with is the smell

Yes Douglas, TV viewers were reaching for the remote left and right last night.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: fatboy on January 29, 2014, 06:51:38 AM
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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Tue Jan 28, 2014, 10:30 PM

 Skittles (91,765 posts)

11. SCHEDULING DAINBRAMAGED FOR ASS KICKING

If you say so
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: fatboy on January 29, 2014, 06:53:17 AM
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Response to DainBramaged (Reply #18)
Tue Jan 28, 2014, 10:42 PM

 Blue_In_AK (39,860 posts)

19. We had to switch channels after about five minutes.

But it took an additional 1/2 hour to get the remote from the rafters.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: franksolich on January 29, 2014, 07:41:45 AM
Well, it looks like walrus-face was full of piss and vinegar last night.

The food pantry must've slipped a jar of vinegar into the box, and we know where the piss came from.

What a ****ing loser.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on January 29, 2014, 07:49:03 AM
Sounds like Dougie got an overdose of hopeychangey listening to his messiah.  If it helps him to forget about the smell of new cars, it's all good.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: franksolich on January 29, 2014, 08:12:49 AM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db001_zps0f256549.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db001_zps0f256549.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db002_zpsf874bece.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db002_zpsf874bece.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db003_zpsc454ae9f.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db003_zpsc454ae9f.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db004_zps6974cfe6.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db004_zps6974cfe6.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db005_zpsd9f0f5eb.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db005_zpsd9f0f5eb.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db006_zps6b7c2c56.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db006_zps6b7c2c56.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db007_zps7d99c364.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db007_zps7d99c364.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db008_zps7d56afb8.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db008_zps7d56afb8.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db009_zps43dcd5be.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db009_zps43dcd5be.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db010_zps0556f0fd.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db010_zps0556f0fd.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Dori on January 29, 2014, 08:22:17 AM
That's so bad ....  :lmao:
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: BadCat on January 29, 2014, 08:29:27 AM
Quote from: Dori on January 29, 2014, 08:22:17 AM
That's so bad ....  :lmao:

It's also so funny considering that most employers do an internet search on prospective employees.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Gern on January 29, 2014, 08:35:40 AM
LOL, what's up with the one where his face is replacing the nipples on that chick?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Purple Sage on January 29, 2014, 08:56:36 AM
It's just hilarious.  I may have injured myself busting a gut while perusing all those pics.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: fatboy on January 29, 2014, 09:28:29 AM
On a more serious note...

This is Duggies 4th attempt to regain his past DUmmy glory since getting Sh*t canned from Chevy City and his DOTY achievement. The data doesn't lie, clearly Doug is starting to get his MOJO back.

Here are the points:

Thread Title:       "Crisp Christy"      
Date Posted:       1/9/14         
Number of responses: 1
Link:         http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93910.0.html
   
      
Thread Title:      "Drip ^3"
Date Posted:      1/14/14            
Number of responses: 1
Link:         http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93983.0.html


Thread Title:      "Truth"
Date Posted:      1/22/14   
Number of responses:    5
Link:         http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,94113.0.html


Thread Title:      "No one gives a poop"
Date Posted:      1/28/14   
Number of responses:   23 (-1 for 22 total)


Things are certainly looking up for Douglas as he works to regain his most favored position among the DUmmies.

So lets get into the mind of "ole Doug" so as to discover his recovery game plan. As the data indicates, something new, abit bold and innovative needed to be implemented as the numbers were not looking good as of last week.

Looking at the calender, Doug know that the POTUS would be on national TELEVISION (lord knows how much Doug appreciates the power of the tube). He also knew that LFR will be taking possession of her new Luxury Loft Apartment the day after (thus depriving all others of the spotlight in the lounge). So a plan was hatched to place himself RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TWO MONUMENTAL EVENTS, slip in a snappy diddy right after the SOTU address that is (get this) critical of the Republicans.

Well it worked, the numbers speak for themselves as 22 (one response was by Douglas himself) clearly indicate as resurgence in favor of walrus-face Doug.

So congrats to Team Doug for a job well done!
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 29, 2014, 09:48:36 AM
Quote from: franksolich on January 29, 2014, 07:41:45 AM
Well, it looks like walrus-face was full of piss and vinegar last night.

The food pantry must've slipped a jar of vinegar into the box, and we know where the piss came from.

What a ****ing loser.

No need to sugar-coat it, Frank, tell us what you really think...

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Karin on January 29, 2014, 12:15:30 PM
 :yahoo: :cheersmate:  My avatar finally made it into the Doug Bulna google search!  I couldn't be more thrilled. 

"All your remotes are belong to Walrus."   :lmao:

Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Gern on January 29, 2014, 12:24:45 PM
Quote from: Karin on January 29, 2014, 12:15:30 PM
:yahoo: :cheersmate:  My avatar finally made it into the Doug Bulna google search!  I couldn't be more thrilled. 

"All your remotes are belong to Walrus."   :lmao:




Hey!  I trademarked that quote!  :-)

Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: BattleHymn on January 29, 2014, 12:33:17 PM
Quote from: Gern on January 29, 2014, 08:35:40 AM
LOL, what's up with the one where his face is replacing the nipples on that chick?  :rotf:

Somebody posted a picture with full upper nudity in one of the Doug threads.  I photoshopped Doug's head as pasties to make it family friendly.

That picture is still the closest Doug has been to a breast in a long time. 
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Zathras on January 29, 2014, 02:37:11 PM
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 29, 2014, 12:33:17 PM
Somebody posted a picture with full upper nudity in one of the Doug threads.  I photoshopped Doug's head as pasties to make it family friendly.

That picture is still the closest Doug has been to a breast in a long time. 

I think Dougie has been closer to breasts than you think. Looking at his picture it looks to me that he's probably gorged himself on KFC 4 piece meals, which do have a breast included. :-)
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! Revised!!!
Post by: fatboy on January 29, 2014, 03:13:14 PM
Another thread by Douglas. That makes two in one day. I think he is on the comeback!!!

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Wed Jan 29, 2014, 02:19 PM

DainBramaged (39,159 posts)

One to two inches of snow fell on Atlanta Tuesday and the city was paralyzed

21 relplies so far

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024409516
 
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 29, 2014, 03:17:46 PM
Quote from: Gern on January 29, 2014, 08:35:40 AM
LOL, what's up with the one where his face is replacing the nipples on that chick?  :rotf:


 :rotf: :rotf:  I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts.   :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: franksolich on January 29, 2014, 03:23:48 PM
Quote from: Traveshamockery on January 29, 2014, 03:17:46 PM

 :rotf: :rotf:  I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts.   :rotf: :rotf:

You know, despite this seeming "come-back" by walrus-face, he isn't off the hook until he makes a clean breast of things to his fellow primitives, and apologizes to them for having been such a rectal aperture in the past.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2014, 03:27:34 PM
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Wed Jan 29, 2014, 02:19 PM

DainBramaged (39,159 posts)

One to two inches of snow fell on Atlanta Tuesday and the city was paralyzed
At least those people were going to or coming from work, Doug.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 29, 2014, 03:30:59 PM
Quote from: Chris_ on January 29, 2014, 03:27:34 PM
At least those people were going to or coming from work, Doug.
....and it wasn't just snow....and plus the Obama voters making beer and dope runs.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: franksolich on January 29, 2014, 03:31:56 PM
Quote from: Chris_ on January 29, 2014, 03:27:34 PM
At least those people were going to or coming from work, Doug.

Good point, excellent point.

By the way, this snow isn't anything when compared with what we usually have (we haven't had it this winter, though), but I'd be hesitant to laugh at southerners who "can't handle it."

It's new to them; of course they don't know how to handle it.

If Nebraska were to be hit by a hurricane, there'd be a million and a half people with no idea in the world, what to do.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2014, 03:36:25 PM
We don't get snow down here.  I bet it was a little bit of snow sitting on top of two inches of ice... that's the weather we usually get.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Gern on January 29, 2014, 03:44:34 PM
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 29, 2014, 12:33:17 PM
Somebody posted a picture with full upper nudity in one of the Doug threads.  I photoshopped Doug's head as pasties to make it family friendly.

That picture is still the closest Doug has been to a breast in a long time. 

Pfhaha!

Nice work... :lmao:
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: Splashdown on January 29, 2014, 03:45:46 PM
None of the Dummies, of course, show any concern for his extended absence.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: EagleKeeper on January 29, 2014, 03:46:34 PM
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be an old prude but I thought dicking around with the thread title was verboten?

1 thread now becomes 3, I guess I really don't care, it's not my website but I just don't understand  how the rules are enforced.

Maybe someone could join me in the FC and explain it to me.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: franksolich on January 29, 2014, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: Splashdown on January 29, 2014, 03:45:46 PM
None of the Dummies, of course, show any concern for his extended absence.

They're as curious as Hell, though; they won't say so, but they want to know.

I really doubt walrus-face is going to manage to carry on much longer without offering an explanation and an apology.

<<<knows the minds of primitives.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: fatboy on January 29, 2014, 03:52:28 PM
The roads are bad in Atlanta Ga. Thanks Douglas for the heads up. Say Doug, how are the roads 900 miles to the north in New Jersey? Specifically Denville New Jersey? Are people making the trip to work ok?
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: franksolich on January 29, 2014, 04:08:02 PM
Quote from: fatboy on January 29, 2014, 03:52:28 PM
The roads are bad in Atlanta Ga. Thanks Douglas for the heads up. Say Doug, how are the roads 900 miles to the north in New Jersey? Specifically Denville New Jersey? Are people making the trip to work ok?

As Sigmund Freud would point out, walrus-face is starved for attention, and so used this rather mundane subject to remind the primitives he still exists.

It's "avoidance;" no way in Hell is he going to satisfy the primitives' curiosity about what happened, but still, he wants some attention and some lovin'.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: franksolich on January 29, 2014, 04:13:22 PM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/county%20fair/db_zps3c966cec.jpg)(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/county%20fair/farouk_zpsed657e51.jpg)
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 29, 2014, 04:48:19 PM
Quote from: franksolich on January 29, 2014, 03:31:56 PM
By the way, this snow isn't anything when compared with what we usually have (we haven't had it this winter, though), but I'd be hesitant to laugh at southerners who "can't handle it."

It's new to them; of course they don't know how to handle it.

It has almost nothing to do with knowing how to handle it. Every time it snowed when I lived near the North Coast, there were countless cars spinning out, sliding into the ditch, and into each other. A snowstorm in the north, when it's unexpected or worse than expected, causes traffic chaos until the salt and snowplows clear things up. I remember one seven-mile commute that took me eight hours.

Amber Hoyt, who doesn't yet have a driver's license, could operate a car in a northern snowstorm as long as the plows and salt trucks had been at work.

Here in red state hell a huge number, probably nearly half, of all commuters are transplanted Yankees. When an inch or two of snow gets pounded down into black ice, they can't drive on it, nor can the natives. It's astounding how slick it is. Stationary cars sometimes start sliding sideways off the crown of the road.

After years of observation, my conclusion is that people here drive exactly the same way as people in the north. Both regions have the same proportion of good and bad drivers. The only difference is how much snow removal equipment is available.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Big Dog on January 29, 2014, 07:34:45 PM
It's great to see so much CC original artwork...

but what's up with this?

Quote from: franksolich on January 29, 2014, 08:12:49 AM

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db010_zps0556f0fd.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db010_zps0556f0fd.jpg.html)

Gina's picture next to a bunch of spermatazoa!
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: delilahmused on January 29, 2014, 08:01:04 PM
Yeah, cuz the fact that 77% of the country (http://www.judicialwatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Judicial-Watch-Breitbart-Nationwide-Omnibus-Survey-Report-and-Analysis-TO-CLIENT-12.17.2013.pdf) thinks government corruption, because of actions of the 0bama administration, coupled with NBC (you know, your favorite news franchise)/WSJ poll shows 74% of Americans (http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052970204774604576627180456112672) think the government is headed in the wrong direction have absolutely no correlation.

It's certainly not a compelling enough reason to listen to the people from the opposite side of the aisle (who aren't responsible for the health care lie, IRS, NSA, Benghazi, Fast & Furious scandals) to see if they're offering something different. Heck, I'd bet both Rand Paul and Mike Lee had plenty of listeners as well. BTW, that first poll I linked to is pretty revealing!

Cindie
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: dutch508 on January 29, 2014, 08:54:47 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on January 29, 2014, 07:34:45 PM
It's great to see so much CC original artwork...

but what's up with this?

Gina's picture next to a bunch of spermatazoa!

It happens.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Gina on January 29, 2014, 09:36:17 PM
Quote from: franksolich on January 29, 2014, 08:12:49 AM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db001_zps0f256549.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db001_zps0f256549.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db002_zpsf874bece.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db002_zpsf874bece.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db003_zpsc454ae9f.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db003_zpsc454ae9f.jpg.html)

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(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db005_zpsd9f0f5eb.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db005_zpsd9f0f5eb.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db006_zps6b7c2c56.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db006_zps6b7c2c56.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db007_zps7d99c364.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db007_zps7d99c364.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db008_zps7d56afb8.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db008_zps7d56afb8.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db009_zps43dcd5be.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db009_zps43dcd5be.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/january/db010_zps0556f0fd.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/january/db010_zps0556f0fd.jpg.html)
:lmao:  EPIC!
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Gina on January 29, 2014, 09:38:11 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on January 29, 2014, 07:34:45 PM
It's great to see so much CC original artwork...

but what's up with this?

Gina's picture next to a bunch of spermatazoa!

What the ****???  :lol:  he aint spanking the walrus to it is he? :panic:

And that 3rd sperm from the left is the culprit, I recognize that little sob!
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: RobJohnson on January 30, 2014, 02:55:55 AM
Quote from: BadCat on January 29, 2014, 08:29:27 AM
It's also so funny considering that most employers do an internet search on prospective employees.

 :-)

Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 30, 2014, 08:22:58 PM
So says the one who stole the remote from his workplace.
Title: Re: Douglas Alert!
Post by: Big Dog on January 30, 2014, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: Gina on January 29, 2014, 09:38:11 PM
What the ****???  :lol:  he aint spanking the walrus to it is he? :panic:

You make the Walrus think dirty thoughts, Gina!

(http://brickzone.net/images/temp/walrus_spank.jpg)

Quote
And that 3rd sperm from the left is the culprit, I recognize that little sob!

You and that sperm will make a beautiful baby.

 :-)
Title: Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 30, 2014, 10:05:01 PM
Coo-coo-ca-choo!