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Title: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: b-ONE-b on January 27, 2014, 11:18:31 PM
I've always doubted the standard story of the random bj here and there in the oval office. I don't know about WJC but I think it's believable that a man might not be satisfied with a bj over there in the coat closet from the 20 y.o. intern. So yup I think he did her and then they came up with the oral is not really sex story and an agreement that a lifetime of secrecy would be rewarded with handsome employment under Clinton allies.

Am I way off?

P.S. I don't really blame WJC. If I were married to HC I woulda either chopped it off or found companionship ya know?
Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: Purple Sage on January 27, 2014, 11:24:33 PM
I think he threw her over the desk and resolutely banged her.  Why do it with a cigar?  Unless he thought the cigar needed some added flavoring.  Still.  Hard for me to believe.
Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: Dori on January 28, 2014, 08:39:57 AM
If I were married to HC I woulda either chopped it off or found companionship ya know?

I used to read all those inquiring minds want to know stories, by his security detail when he was Gov.  One of them was about how Hillary was always screaming and fighting with Bill and throwing things.  One of their fights was over him not having sex with her anymore.  That was probably when he was shagging Jennifer Flowers.  Flowers said they had a 12 year relationship.



Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 28, 2014, 08:51:49 AM
I used to read all those inquiring minds want to know stories, by his security detail when he was Gov.  One of them was about how Hillary was always screaming and fighting with Bill and throwing things.  One of their fights was over him not having sex with her anymore.  That was probably when he was shagging Jennifer Flowers.  Flowers said they had a 12 year relationship.

Who wants to get close to a woman that is screaming, bitching and throwing things at you? The distance required for having sex is measured in inches where as sound and a good throwing arm is measured in feet/yards.
Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: Wineslob on January 28, 2014, 09:20:28 AM
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Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: redwhit on January 28, 2014, 10:13:49 AM
I have this vague recollection of Monica testifying that they did have regular sex.  Bill kept denying that but he had something to gain: so long as all the sex was oral then, by his definition, it "wasn't sex" so he didn't "lie under oath" and thereby didn't do anything wrong.   O-)

JFK shared Marilyn Monroe with his brother and no one said a word.  Clinton gets in trouble for dillying with a "portly pepperpot."  My have times have changed.
Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: obumazombie on January 28, 2014, 10:18:42 AM
Rand Paul is being accused of lying for saying Clinnochio was diddling a 20 year old. This was by the lib on special report panel discussion.
Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: Eupher on January 28, 2014, 11:25:37 AM
I have this vague recollection of Monica testifying that they did have regular sex.  Bill kept denying that but he had something to gain: so long as all the sex was oral then, by his definition, it "wasn't sex" so he didn't "lie under oath" and thereby didn't do anything wrong.   O-)

JFK shared Marilyn Monroe with his brother and no one said a word.  Clinton gets in trouble for dillying with a "portly pepperpot."  My have times have changed.

even George Carlin, before he croaked natcherly, chimed in on this one. JFK aimed high and banged MM, Marlene Dietrich, Angie Dickinson, Gene Tierney, and others. But he also is said to have banged a WH intern, along with more than a couple of secretaries. In short, JFK couldn't keep his dick in his pants.

Slick Willie, OTOH, was impeached (but not convicted) for lying about his having banged a WH intern. Gennifer Flowers, a no-name model and actress, Paula Jones (an Arkansas state employee), and Kathleen Willey, another WH intern/aide were all "conquests" of his.

Slick definitely didn't have any standards.

Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 28, 2014, 11:33:46 AM
Of course he did.  He'd stick it in anything with a vagina.
Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: Eupher on January 28, 2014, 01:48:15 PM
Of course he did.  He'd stick it in anything with a vagina.

Well, there is that.  :-)
Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: thundley4 on January 28, 2014, 02:32:33 PM
Of course he did.  He'd stick it in anything with a vagina.

Except Hillary. Web Hubbel did that.
Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 28, 2014, 02:40:06 PM
Of course he did.  He'd stick it in anything with a vagina.

And likely still is.
Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 28, 2014, 03:06:56 PM
And likely still is.

You suppose Billy Jeff's angling to have Heff bequeath him the Playboy Mansion when the syphilis finally claims the randy old bastard? :confused:
Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 28, 2014, 03:38:46 PM
Except Hillary. Web Hubbel did that.

What makes you think she has one?  That ugly kid of theirs was probably delivered C-section after the aliens implanted hitlery.
Title: Re: Old topic... did Slick Willy bang the 20 y.o.?
Post by: zeitgeist on January 28, 2014, 04:38:41 PM
even George Carlin, before he croaked natcherly, chimed in on this one. JFK aimed high and banged MM, Marlene Dietrich, Angie Dickinson, Gene Tierney, and others. But he also is said to have banged a WH intern, along with more than a couple of secretaries. In short, JFK couldn't keep his dick in his pants.

Slick Willie, OTOH, was impeached (but not convicted) for lying about his having banged a WH intern. Gennifer Flowers, a no-name model and actress, Paula Jones (an Arkansas state employee), and Kathleen Willey, another WH intern/aide were all "conquests" of his.

Slick definitely didn't have any standards.


In his book the tingly legged one describes how JFK actually deflowered a young staffer on Jackie's bed.  All my books are in storage while we are having some renovations done or I would double check it.  Now Sick Willie, he would probably hump a pile of rocks if he thought a warm snake had crawled through. :whatever:

I nadined it here, have a link:

https://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2099498/Mimi-Alford-The-day-JFK-took-virginity-wifes-White-House-bed.html&sa=U&ei=6jHoUtWyAqnP2wWl-YH4Bg&ved=0CAkQFjAC&client=internal-uds-cse&usg=AFQjCNFxKCBTeH_gfupy6BoXmbTgTmYyEg