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Title: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: franksolich on January 27, 2014, 08:46:03 AM
Okay, this is a perfectly valid question, as it relates to strategic planning for future primitives.

As most have noticed, cousin nadin doesn't post as much as she used to; in fact, she rarely posts at all any more.

Depriving the DUmpster of some good inventory (which of course is franksolich's major concern).

Something got to her, because man, she used to be all over Skins's island.

Was it (a) her fellow primitives, who doubted her, and who felt no hesitation about saying so?--primitives such as zappaman, SidDithers, our own special mole who's not there any more, and all the other primitives who made it to the famous "iggy" list.

Was it (b) us, who quoted cousin nadin quite extensively, enabling both decent and civilized people and lurking primitives, to learn more about her?

Was it (c) external forces such as her husband, her boss at the metropolitan newspaper, and Skins, who told her to stop making herself look like a fool, to stop being so obnoxious?

Was it (d) cousin nadin herself, coming to the realization that she hadn't been doing herself any favors being the way she was, and so is trying to evolve into a better person?

Somebody, somewhere, got to her, as this is a drastic change in conduct and behavior.

One can only speculate, but speculate, please.....
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: Chris_ on January 27, 2014, 08:47:20 AM
If (c) includes Skinner's new suspension policy, then yes.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 27, 2014, 08:50:10 AM
If (c) includes Skinner's new suspension policy, then yes.

:yeahthat:
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: Dori on January 27, 2014, 08:53:47 AM
I think the bullies like Zappaman got to her. 

That is all. Over and out.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 27, 2014, 08:54:50 AM
D, but not for the reason you listed. With over 100K posts maybe she is just running out of things to post.

Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: EagleKeeper on January 27, 2014, 08:57:06 AM
I voted D.

My reasoning is that it's not much fun posting on a website where everyone is on ignore.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: SarasotaRepub on January 27, 2014, 09:14:23 AM
A combo of a and c. Skinner should clear her iggy list just for laughs...
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: Carl on January 27, 2014, 09:16:36 AM
I voted D because I think she truly believes she is the smartest in the room and just can`t accept that folks think she is dumber then a dried out cow pie.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 27, 2014, 09:29:02 AM
I voted D because I think she truly believes she is the smartest in the room and just can`t accept that folks think she is dumber then a dried out cow pie.
Well, even dry cow pies will burn out eventually....
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 27, 2014, 10:04:56 AM
None of the above.

I think the biggest factor is Skimmer's new automatic banhammer, which is being operated by juries riddled with moles. She's shut down to avoid the embarrassment of repeated timeouts.

The second issue is her humiliation and dejection at losing the DUmmy of the Year competition to grossly inferior competition for a second consecutive year.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on January 27, 2014, 10:05:27 AM
Why, the answer is really quite obvious.

It was e) the JOOOOS!.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: fatboy on January 27, 2014, 10:13:12 AM
 F). Nads finally came to the realization that she, not Hillary, is the smartiest person the the room and feels that there is no use in trying to educate the masses.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 27, 2014, 10:14:54 AM
Why, the answer is really quite obvious.

It was e) the JOOOOS!.

I said 'not sure,' because 'The JOOOOOS!!!!' wasn't an option.  I think it can be covered under 'not sure.'
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 27, 2014, 10:33:31 AM
A combo of a and c. Skinner should clear her iggy list just for laughs...

I can see that, they are kind of two sides of the same coin, since a lot of her self-image seems to be tied up in her on-screen presence.  I went with 'a' myself, since it seems that her loyal followers have been dwindling and the 'Bullies' becoming less tolerant of her delusional BS over time.  Of course it's always possible she is just spending a lot more time on some other interest, like her gaming stuff.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 27, 2014, 10:41:23 AM
I think she's having an affair.  Hot woman like her, hanging around all those firefighter/EMS types, it was bound to happen. 
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 27, 2014, 10:45:01 AM
I think she's having an affair.  Hot woman like her, hanging around all those firefighter/EMS types, it was bound to happen. 
:lmao: Bound when it happened maybe.....the other person, not her.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: Gina on January 27, 2014, 10:58:22 AM
I think she made a new years resolution to get into tip top shape.  Plus get a boob job and hair transplant. I like the affair possibilty.  Where is zappaman btw?
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 27, 2014, 11:00:18 AM
I think she made a new years resolution to get into tip top shape.

It'd have to be a 'new century's resolution,' Gina.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: thundley4 on January 27, 2014, 11:11:50 AM
I think it was a combination of the primitives and us.  They saw us making fun of gNads and jumped on the bandwagon to help humiliate her.  (Something like that, since I doubt she knows what humiliation is.)
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 27, 2014, 12:13:50 PM
I think she made a new years resolution to get into tip top shape.  Plus get a boob job and hair transplant. I like the affair possibilty.  Where is zappaman btw?

She's already in tip-top shape.

She told us a few months ago that she and her doctor agree she's already at her ideal weight.

Hair transplants would be a great idea, but a boob job? Not so much.

At her ideal weight, she has the figure a pumpkin on a pair of chopsticks. What would a boob job accomplish?
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: njpines on January 27, 2014, 12:19:58 PM
Why, the answer is really quite obvious.

It was e) the JOOOOS!.

Dang it -- ya beat me to it!!   :-)
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: dane on January 27, 2014, 12:37:54 PM
I voted 'us', but must expand on that.

Her fellow primitives worked on her as well, but I suspect some, maybe even many, got their inspiration from the posts over here.

In the way back days, I got a lot of my ideas for poking fun from the threads over here, then carried the ideas over there.  Many more of them (primatives) lurk over here than will ever admit it - and some of the poking fun stuff one can find here is pure gold.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 27, 2014, 01:05:18 PM
Her shape is more like "Tip-over" than "Tip-top."
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: fatboy on January 27, 2014, 01:08:31 PM
I think she's having an affair.  Hot woman like her, hanging around all those firefighter/EMS types, it was bound to happen. 

Sparky the Fire Dog?
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: NHSparky on January 27, 2014, 01:40:27 PM
She's already in tip-top shape.

She told us a few months ago that she and her doctor agree she's already at her ideal weight.

Hair transplants would be a great idea, but a boob job? Not so much.

At her ideal weight, she has the figure a pumpkin on a pair of chopsticks. What would a boob job accomplish?

I may never eat solid food again.  Damn you.  Just damn you.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: JakeStyle on January 27, 2014, 01:50:28 PM
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Number of posts, last 90 days: 1733

She is still pretty active at the DUmp.  Plus, she has apps that tell wind and shit.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: beefeater on January 27, 2014, 03:06:15 PM
Nads has been around for years and with the exception of the DUmp she has managed to get herself banished from every other website she has posted on. Even the Elmers gave her the boot.

She may finally realize that her forays into her own sites like Preposterous(or whatever it was), Facebook, Twitter, Blogster and the like just don't result in any followers. Sort of like the MORON Taverner and his SocialistAmerican Board.

Nads has little or no choice but to walk a thin line on the Island in order to remain relevant in her own mind.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 27, 2014, 03:34:32 PM
As aforementioned, I voted "C" because of $kimmer's new rules.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: jukin on January 27, 2014, 03:55:30 PM
The second issue is her humiliation and dejection at losing the DUmmy of the Year competition to grossly inferior competition for a second consecutive year.

BINGO!!

For years I have put her as the top DUchebag but.....

She works hard all year long and puts in a hell of a kick at the end.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: franksolich on January 27, 2014, 04:58:19 PM
She is still pretty active at the DUmp.  Plus, she has apps that tell wind and shit.

Oooops.  The cousin is still active, posting at about the same average daily rate as Chris_ and myself.

But I'm not seeing her when I go over to Skins's island; probably because I'm not specifically looking for her (I got bigger fish to fry), although damn, she is hard to miss when one bumps into her.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: miskie on January 27, 2014, 06:18:54 PM
I vote A )

She posts the crap she does for love and respect from her peers. DU no longer provides that.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: Dblhaul on January 27, 2014, 10:00:53 PM
The bullies!!!
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: tanstaafl on January 27, 2014, 10:17:03 PM
Her fellow primitives, the bullies and the doubters, finally drove to the point of distraction.

And her "iggy" lists is full.
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 27, 2014, 11:02:02 PM
I voted D because I think she truly believes she is the smartest in the room and just can`t accept that folks think she is dumber then a dried out cow pie.

Oh, no doubt.  She sees herself as the worldly, hypercultured seer, familar with any subject at the drop of a hat.

If seers speak in incoherent gibberish.

I think her and the big rig are on the way past the bend.

I think she made a new years resolution to get into tip top shape.  Plus get a boob job and hair transplant. I like the affair possibilty.  Where is zappaman btw?

Hmmmm, maybe she's the one that jumped off the plastic surgeons' roof. 
Title: Re: poll: what changed cousin nadin?
Post by: miskie on January 28, 2014, 06:07:28 AM

Hmmmm, maybe she's the one that jumped off the plastic surgeons' roof. 

I doubt it.

The odds are better that the surgeon would have jumped to avoid attempting the impossible on Nads.