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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on January 25, 2014, 08:11:46 PM

Title: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2014, 08:11:46 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024387681

Oh my.

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Bennyboy (10,208 posts)    Sat Jan 25, 2014, 01:41 PM

Hey, where are all these Horny Democratic women I keep hearing about?

Someone start a dating site post haste........

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legcramp (279 posts)    Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:03 PM

15. Have you ever considered

That maybe it's just you?

Check in a mirror and get back to us.

Yeah.

Fat, drunk, and stoned is no way to go through life.

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Aerows (20,630 posts)    Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:54 PM

34. If one's idea of "grooming" is sniffing under their underarms to check before they show up on a date, that's a give away, too.
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 25, 2014, 08:35:03 PM
Quote from: DUmmie Bennyboy
Hey, where are all these Horny Democratic women I keep hearing about?

Let me tell you, Bennyboy, they either

a) are in denial about being horny, since that doesn't seem feminist enough (see Alex), or

b) settle for other horny Democrat women (see Amber).
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 25, 2014, 08:39:16 PM
Bennyboy, I think you need Loconuts and stevenumbers as your wingmen. They'll make you look good by comparison.
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: USA4ME on January 25, 2014, 08:52:50 PM
Quote from:
Bennyboy

Hey, where are all these Horny Democratic women I keep hearing about?

Ever wonder why they never ask the same question about you, bennyboy?

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Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: Purple Sage on January 25, 2014, 08:58:10 PM
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Hey, where are all these Horny Democratic women I keep hearing about?

They're all licking each other while bitching about your objectification of them.  That's what you get for being a DUmmie.  ;)  

I suggest trying to attain orgasm by asphyxiation.
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: Gina on January 25, 2014, 09:32:13 PM
Where are all the hot conservative women?  :naughty:
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: BattleHymn on January 25, 2014, 10:29:20 PM
Quote from: Gina on January 25, 2014, 09:32:13 PM
Where are all the hot conservative women?  :naughty:

In the kitchen?   :-) :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: dutch508 on January 25, 2014, 11:45:15 PM
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 25, 2014, 10:29:20 PM
In the kitchen?   :-) :fuelfire:

Hey... where IS my sammich?
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 26, 2014, 01:00:19 AM
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Bennyboy (10,208 posts)    Sat Jan 25, 2014, 01:41 PM

Hey, where are all these Horny Democratic women I keep hearing about?

When a quarter-ton unemployed pothead strolls into a bar with that pickup line, how can he fail?
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 26, 2014, 06:36:20 AM
Quote from: Gina on January 25, 2014, 09:32:13 PM
Where are all the hot conservative women?  :naughty:

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Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: Big Dog on January 26, 2014, 07:09:32 AM
Bennyboy's big Saturday night:

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/6e/6e6a7a8b67c653220b7f004c203ad4f3d329982467b540db1057258ad2d1ceb2.jpg)
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 26, 2014, 08:58:02 AM
Advice to BennyBoy: Look under the flat rocks.
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: Delmar on January 26, 2014, 09:06:16 AM
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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:12 PM
Oscarmonster13 (114 posts)
21. Seriously

I've been on dating sites and laughed when it matched me up with a conservative guy...like we'd *really* get along! I need a good, LIBERAL man...with a job preferably...

Don't hold your breath.
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 26, 2014, 09:15:46 AM
Quote from: Delmar on January 26, 2014, 09:06:16 AM
Don't hold your breath.
Yeah, that " I need a good, LIBERAL man...with a job preferably" does kind of limit her choices/options.
Title: Re: Bennyboy primitive looking for a date
Post by: 67 Rover on January 26, 2014, 09:29:54 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 26, 2014, 09:15:46 AM
Yeah, that " I need a good, LIBERAL man...with a job preferably" does kind of limit her choices/options.


To a liberal "job" is a dog whistle for SSDI.