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Title: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2014, 04:06:38 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2251375

Oh my.  From almost seven years ago.

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JeffR (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-10-07 02:24 AM
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Say, has anyone heard from stewert recently?

You might want to check your PMs. Then maybe contact the mods. Just sayin'.

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Viva_La_Revolution (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-10-07 02:27 AM
Response to Original message

2. ...

!!!

I waffled about hitting alert... 2001?... and the guy has back problems!  :shrug:

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hlthe2b (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-10-07 03:00 AM
Response to Original message

4. Darn decoder ring--not working tonight...

For those of us who remember stewert but don't have a clue... what are you referring to?

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JeffR (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-10-07 03:04 AM
Response to Reply #4

6. Long-time DUer, theoretically

who's been very busy PMing tonight, for reasons unknown but unsettling.

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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-10-07 03:07 AM
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11. Check your PM inbox.

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stewert (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-10-07 03:31 AM
Response to Original message

18. right here

thanks for nothing pal. maybe you should try to live on no money when ur stuck between a rock and a hard place with a bad back but not bad enough to get disability.

then have to live with ur crazy old 82 year old father just to survive. then do a public service to the American people (for no pay) by documenting all the crap o'reilly says and have your so-called friends rat you out to the mods at DU.

good job, i hope your proud of yourself. now you can say you helped to stop people here from visiting my website and helping me make some money to eat on.

maybe i'll just shut my website down and give up, because of people like you.

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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-10-07 04:11 AM
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19. Well Stewert, maybe you should take two steps back and look at it from OUR point of view.

We have no way of knowing if you are for real or not.

Never met you in real life; probably never will.

We haven't seen you post here in a year, and suddenly we get PM's asking for money. It's a bit "off-putting".

And your timing really SUCKS, seeing as how we JUST YESTERDAY had a major Internet Spam-Artist get tombstoned here.

Y'know, I'm leaning toward deciding that you are "for real", just because a con artist would know better than to cop such an INSULTING, PISSY-ASSED 'TUDE.

If I had any money, I'd send you some. But I don't. I'm an artist, and my total income in this, the 6th Year of B*shenomics, has been less than $500 so far. I have a pending sale that may boost it to $575 in a week or two.

That's GROSS income; if I figure in materials costs, I'm about $200 in the hole.

If you actuall maintained a PRESENCE here, no doubt a lot of us would be willing to help generate traffic for your site, which might lead to more donations, or even some ADVERTISING $$$ if you get dependable traffic..

But just showing up out of the blue like this, hitting us up for donations while we're still trying to REMEMBER you?

BAD plan, friend.

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JeffR (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-10-07 02:26 PM
Response to Reply #18

20. Hey, if you're on the level with this, that's fine

and I wish you the best. But the net is a strange place, as I'm sure you know, and I find that things like this make me reflexively suspicious. If that's just needless paranoia on my part, then I'll offer you a quick public apology here and ask the mods to remove this thread.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: dane on January 25, 2014, 04:48:10 AM
I think professional parasites like stewert count on the gullible folks like the DUmmies not to remember that they have been trying to suck donations out of them for years.

And from some of the replies in stewert's most recent begging thread it seems to be working.  A couple of them said they donated, but most are simply best wishes, vibes, and 'kicks'.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2014, 05:06:34 AM
I think professional parasites like stewert count on the gullible folks like the DUmmies not to remember that they have been trying to suck donations out of them for years.

And from some of the replies in stewert's most recent begging thread it seems to be working.....

That's one of the purposes of the DUmpster, to protect the gullible primitives from con-artists.

The primitives don't seem to appreciate it, but it's for their own good.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: Big Dog on January 25, 2014, 07:37:02 AM
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-10-07 04:11 AM
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If I had any money, I'd send you some. But I don't. I'm an artist, and my total income in this, the 6th Year of B*shenomics, has been less than $500 so far. I have a pending sale that may boost it to $575 in a week or two.

Dick Steele, the day player extra in gay midget porn, is an "artist".

Dick, bubbee, love the stage name, but if you ever want to be taken seriously as an artist, you're gonna have to let the camera see your face once in awhile.

Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: Gina on January 25, 2014, 07:44:15 AM
Hold the phone!  His crazy 82 yr old father???  I thought they were so close and he missed him so much??  What an asshole!! :rant:
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: Skul on January 25, 2014, 07:55:00 AM
Noted for inclusion in Stews begging thread.  :whistling:
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: USA4ME on January 25, 2014, 08:03:13 AM
Hold the phone!  His crazy 82 yr old father???  I thought they were so close and he missed him so much??  What an asshole!! :rant:

stewert then:

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stewert

then have to live with ur crazy old 82 year old father just to survive.

stewert now:

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stewert

and he was not just my Father he was my best friend too.

The only consistent is that stewert is a mooch.

And that DUmmies and the little money they do have left over from their monthly welfare checks are soon parted.

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Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2014, 08:05:13 AM
Noted for inclusion in Stews begging thread.  :whistling:

By the way, this was originally found by our esteemed colleague and my very good friend JakeStyle, who posted the steely primitive's comment on a long-ago begging thread, but it didn't seem to attract much notice, and so I decided to bring the whole thing over.

<<<gives credit where credit's due.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: Skul on January 25, 2014, 08:21:10 AM
By the way, this was originally found by our esteemed colleague and my very good friend JakeStyle, who posted the steely primitive's comment on a long-ago begging thread, but it didn't seem to attract much notice, and so I decided to bring the whole thing over.

<<<gives credit where credit's due.
For some reason, I hadn't noticed that JS had mentioned it.
It's all good.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: Gern on January 25, 2014, 08:28:08 AM
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stewert (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-10-07 03:31 AM
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18. right here

thanks for nothing pal. maybe you should try to live on no money when ur stuck between a rock and a hard place with a bad back but not bad enough to get disability.

Feel bad for me.

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then have to live with ur crazy old 82 year old father just to survive. then do a public service to the American people (for no pay) by documenting all the crap o'reilly says and have your so-called friends rat you out to the mods at DU.

Feel pity for me.

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good job, i hope your proud of yourself. now you can say you helped to stop people here from visiting my website and helping me make some money to eat on.

Feel guilty for me.

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maybe i'll just shut my website down and give up, because of people like you.

Feel guilty for me.


What is this guy, 8 years old?  Because this is exactly how a child speaks:  " feel sorry for me, I'm going to try to manipulate you and make you feel guilty..I'm going to my room now and sulk in the corner....nobody loves me...everyone hates me...I'm going to go eat worms" 

My GF's twelve year old has more maturity then this pathetic weasel. 
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: liana on January 25, 2014, 08:35:47 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2251375

Oh my.  From almost seven years ago.


Screw this leach and all the leaches out there!! ****ing weaklings!!

Grrrrrr
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: HawkHogan on January 25, 2014, 10:08:02 AM
Hold the phone!  His crazy 82 yr old father???  I thought they were so close and he missed him so much??  What an asshole!! :rant:

His father was a veteran of WWII.  He was probably conservative and disappointed in his loser son, so Stewart labeled him as "Crazy."
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 25, 2014, 12:34:20 PM
Amber, Kirk, stew, and LocoNuts are prime examples of the democrat work ethic.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: Delmar on January 25, 2014, 12:40:17 PM
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stuck between a rock and a hard place with a bad back but not bad enough to get disability.

He needs to throw himself down a flight of stairs to nudge himself over the disability threshold.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: jtyangel on January 25, 2014, 12:42:35 PM
Well that confirms why he was living with his father and now he plays it like some great loss but a few years back he was his 'crazy old father'   
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: Chris_ on January 25, 2014, 12:59:19 PM
He needs to throw himself down a flight of stairs to nudge himself over the disability threshold.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14kNqMwD6s[/youtube]
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 25, 2014, 01:07:05 PM
stew is still working on his panhandling style.

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Beggingstew_zpsfac0682b.jpg)
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: wasp69 on January 25, 2014, 05:52:18 PM
Screw this leach and all the leaches out there!! ****ing weaklings!!

Grrrrrr

Well, well, well...  Look at what the cat dragged in. 
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: liana on January 25, 2014, 06:24:12 PM
Well, well, well...  Look at what the cat dragged in. 

What, a wasp?  :rotf:
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: DUKOTA on January 25, 2014, 07:35:26 PM
Hold the phone!  His crazy 82 yr old father???  I thought they were so close and he missed him so much??  What an asshole!! :rant:

Yup, that's the first thing that jumped out at me.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: DUKOTA on January 25, 2014, 07:38:19 PM
He needs to throw himself down a flight of stairs to nudge himself over the disability threshold.

Nah, that would actually be like work.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 25, 2014, 09:01:11 PM
Heh.....in 2007 (my, how time flies) his father was a crazy, wacked-out burden and.........presto, 2014 Greatest Generationer, War Heroer whose memory he cries about almost every day.....

......because he no longer gets to jack his old mans' SS.

Tough.  Shit.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: Purple Sage on January 25, 2014, 11:29:11 PM
Screw this leach and all the leaches out there!! ****ing weaklings!!

Grrrrrr

"Leaching" and "weakling" generally occurs after your other present participle. I believe that is what the peach on another thread (Benny Boy) is "beseeching" -- outreaching for your teaching.  The present participle.  Not the spelling, of course.  Should try outreaching.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,94169.0/topicseen.html


Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 26, 2014, 12:05:17 AM
Feel bad for me.

Feel pity for me.

Feel guilty for me.

Feel guilty for me.

Give me money!!!

Fixed that for ya, Gern!!!!    :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 26, 2014, 12:51:16 AM

......because he no longer gets to jack his old mans' SS.

Yeah, right. I'm sure ol' beggin' stew didn't waste a minute notifying Social Security when the old man croaked.

No way he'd allow them to pay any extra months. No way.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: Big Dog on January 26, 2014, 06:45:09 AM
Well, well, well...  Look at what the cat dragged in. 

A dingleberry big enough to drag along behind.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: RobJohnson on January 26, 2014, 10:07:34 AM
His father was a veteran of WWII.  He was probably conservative and disappointed in his loser son, so Stewart labeled him as "Crazy."

He dad kept telling him crazy things like "get a job."  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 26, 2014, 06:51:33 PM
He dad kept telling him crazy things like "get a job."  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

He listened and decided it was very important to keep dad soaked in febreeze so the neighbors wouldn't question the smell and the SS checks would keep coming.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: Gina on January 27, 2014, 10:24:08 AM
His father was a veteran of WWII.  He was probably conservative and disappointed in his loser son, so Stewart labeled him as "Crazy."
I read in another thread he was selling his father's plot in a veteran's cemetary.  I hope that wasn't true.  That's some serious bad karma there.
Title: Re: the panhandling stewert seven years ago
Post by: Gina on January 27, 2014, 10:25:33 AM
stew is still working on his panhandling style.

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Beggingstew_zpsfac0682b.jpg)

 :lmao: I would give money to him.  I like honesty.