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Title: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Dori on January 23, 2014, 10:31:44 AM
 :bsmeter:

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Locut0s (5,540 posts)

Psychiatrist I'm seeing called me out on what he thought was "bullshit".

I told the psychiatrist I'm seeing that I know I need to get out of the house, get a job, do volunteer work etc. that I know these are the steps I need to take to get better. He said "I think that's bullshit, I don't think you feel any of that". He didn't say it in an angry tone. What he meant was that I don't personally feel these things even if I know them to be true. Then he said "how do you feel now that I've called you on your bullshit". I think he was trying to spark an emotional response since one of the issues is I hide my emotions all the time. Does this seem rather harsh to you or not really?

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elleng (44,568 posts)

3. Trying to get you to 'unhide' your emotions, maybe.
 
Don't know whether that's good or bad.


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marble falls (3,618 posts)

4. The question is, of course: "How do you feel about that?"

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Locut0s (5,540 posts)

5. Now that I've had some time to mull it over...
 
I think he is right. I really don't embrace these things emotionally as things I have to do. I know them factually as the steps I need to take but I don't feel it emotionally. Otherwise I'd be taking those steps or I wouldn't be here. He is definitely a psychiatrist who practises "tough love" more than others I've met. Maybe that's a good thing. But I also know I don't like leaving feeling worse than when I started.

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marble falls (3,618 posts)

6. The most important sentence from your last post......
 

"I don't like leaving feeling worse than when I started." 

Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: wasp69 on January 23, 2014, 10:43:31 AM
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Locut0s (5,540 posts)

Psychiatrist I'm seeing called me out on what he thought was "bullshit".

I think he was trying to spark an emotional response since one of the issues is I hide my emotions all the time.

No, Eeyore, you don't.  You wear them on that boo-boo lip that you're constantly tripping over.  It sounds more like the good doctor is tired of hearing you whine.

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marble falls (3,618 posts)

6. The most important sentence from your last post......
 
"I don't like leaving feeling worse than when I started." 

It's called a kick in the ass, stupid.  The world would be a much better place if all of you emotional cripples received more of them.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 23, 2014, 10:46:38 AM
Of course the DUmmie doesn't want to get better....he would have to move out of the basement into the real world and get a ....gulp....a job.....oh how cruel that would be to the sensitive DUmmie.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Carl on January 23, 2014, 10:46:59 AM
Crazy liberal dude (?) actually enjoys lounging around doing nothing in its parents home??

That is just shocking!  :o

Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Rebel on January 23, 2014, 10:55:35 AM
Is it me, or do all these functional retards have mental problems?
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Bad Dog on January 23, 2014, 11:00:04 AM
Is it me, or do all these functional retards have mental problems?

It's not you.

Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: DefiantSix on January 23, 2014, 11:01:20 AM
Is it me, or do all these functional retards have mental problems?

Liberalism/progressivism/leftism in general IS a mental disorder.  So, yeah.

edited to add: Whatever gave you the impression that these retards are in any way, "FUNCTIONAL"???  :confused:
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Carl on January 23, 2014, 11:02:27 AM
Is it me, or do all these functional retards have mental problems?

The sad part is that they celebrate being emotionally disturbed,they don`t want to be treated and get involved in society.
Just like their passion for dope,it is their ticket to remove themselves.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: USA4ME on January 23, 2014, 11:11:10 AM
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Locut0s

Now that I've had some time to mull it over I think he is right. I really don't embrace these things emotionally as things I have to do. I know them factually as the steps I need to take but I don't feel it emotionally. Otherwise I'd be taking those steps or I wouldn't be here.

We'll never rid ourselves of this nutball at this pace. Even when he recognizes he needs to off himself, he won't "emotionally" have the get-up-and-go to follow through.

Man, this stinks.

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Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Splashdown on January 23, 2014, 11:12:10 AM
Made me think of this.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: jukin on January 23, 2014, 11:16:50 AM
Ahh poor special snowflake.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: DefiantSix on January 23, 2014, 11:17:04 AM
Made me think of this.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo[/youtube]

 :rofl: :rotf: :lmao:

I would pay some real money to have the pay-per-view rights to The Gunny's (wall-to-wall) counselling sessions with the Locust proglodyte.

Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Dori on January 23, 2014, 11:23:51 AM
:rofl: :rotf: :lmao:

I would pay some real money to have the pay-per-view rights to The Gunny's (wall-to-wall) counselling sessions with the Locust proglodyte.

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"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!"

 :lol:

That's what Loconuts needs...a drill sergeant, not a shrink.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: DefiantSix on January 23, 2014, 11:28:44 AM
:lol:

That's what Loconuts needs...a drill sergeant, not a shrink.


Sounds like he picked up a shrink that's bit of both.  I predict several of these in the Locust proglodyte's immediate future.

(http://noclipmode.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/foot-in-ass.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 23, 2014, 11:36:25 AM
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I hide my emotions all the time.


Yeah.

All those times when he's curled up in a ball, sobbing and squealing, he's really hiding cool confidence.

LocoNuts is a master of disguise.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2014, 12:08:38 PM
:rofl: :rotf: :lmao:

I would pay some real money to have the pay-per-view rights to The Gunny's (wall-to-wall) counselling sessions with the Locust proglodyte.



Six figures, minimum.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: redwhit on January 23, 2014, 12:11:11 PM
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I don't like leaving feeling worse than when I started.

One of my favorite instructors in counseling school used to say, "If they're not crying, I'm not working hard enough."
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: DefiantSix on January 23, 2014, 12:20:59 PM
Six figures, minimum.

I was thinking eight, actually; and worth it at twice the price (especially if I can secure a percentage of the DVD sales from it as well).
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 23, 2014, 02:48:02 PM
It has been mentioned before, but I am starting to believe that Loconuts is someone's mole.  I know that most DUmmies are completely stupid, but he/she/it is a little over the top.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Dori on January 23, 2014, 03:01:42 PM
It has been mentioned before, but I am starting to believe that Loconuts is someone's mole.  I know that most DUmmies are completely stupid, but he/she/it is a little over the top.

His spelling and grammar are pretty good too.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 23, 2014, 03:11:36 PM
His spelling and grammar are pretty good too.

Yeah, good call.  I noticed that as well.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 23, 2014, 03:12:00 PM
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Locut0s (5,540 posts)

5. Now that I've had some time to mull it over...
 
I think he is right. I really don't embrace these things emotionally as things I have to do. I know them factually as the steps I need to take but I don't feel it emotionally. Otherwise I'd be taking those steps or I wouldn't be here.

The only person to whom that could possibly be news is you, Locust.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 23, 2014, 03:52:58 PM
It sounds more like the good doctor is tired of hearing you whine.

It's called a kick in the ass, stupid.  The world would be a much better place if all of you emotional cripples received more of them.

 :II: 

...but he'll still listen as long as the cash is still flowing assuming, of course that, this is not a "War and Peace" bouncy.

Always a possibility.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Gern on January 23, 2014, 05:18:58 PM
Hahaha!

I saw this thread title on here and I just knew it had to have been posted by Locust O's.

Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Gina on January 23, 2014, 08:34:10 PM
 :lmao: your shrink is tired of you wasting his time.  He knows you aren't honest and are only saying that crap to act human. Don't talk, just do it.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: JLO on January 23, 2014, 09:37:29 PM
:lmao: your shrink is tired of you wasting his time.  He knows you aren't honest and are only saying that crap to act human. Don't talk, just do it.

Quite sound advice, Gina  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2014, 04:06:53 AM
:lmao: your shrink is tired of you wasting his time.  He knows you aren't honest and are only saying that crap to act human. Don't talk, just do it.

As one of the quotes in my signature block says, Esse quam videri.  Latin for, "Deeds, not words," IIRC.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Big Dog on January 24, 2014, 06:33:34 AM
As one of the quotes in my signature block says, Esse quam videri.  Latin for, "Deeds, not words," IIRC.

Very close in meaning, but the translation is "To be, rather than to seem to be".

From Cicero, "Rare is the man who prefers to be virtuous, rather than to appear so." Machiavelli reversed it, and said that a successful ruler would seem virtuous or strong, rather than actually being so.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Dori on January 24, 2014, 09:15:31 AM
Very close in meaning, but the translation is "To be, rather than to seem to be".

As my grandmother always said; "The road to hell is paved with good intentions".
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Of course that could mean something else.  Like the liberals phony altruistic policies for helping people, always seems to get them the  reverse result.





Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2014, 10:02:56 AM
Very close in meaning, but the translation is "To be, rather than to seem to be".

From Cicero, "Rare is the man who prefers to be virtuous, rather than to appear so." Machiavelli reversed it, and said that a successful ruler would seem virtuous or strong, rather than actually being so.

H5 for the assist.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2014, 10:18:00 AM
How much "LACK OF PAYMENT" from Medicaid or a "junk" health insurance policy does it take for a shirk to be blunt and get right to the root of ones problems?
Title: Re: DUmmy Sets Off Shrink's BS Meter
Post by: Big Dog on January 24, 2014, 08:47:21 PM
As my grandmother always said; "The road to hell is paved with good intentions".
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Of course that could mean something else.  Like the liberals phony altruistic policies for helping people, always seems to get them the  reverse result.

Think of it this way, Dori: It's better to be a good person and the world doesn't know it, than for everyone to think you are a good person, but to actually be bad.