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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dane on January 22, 2014, 04:51:59 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,666 posts)
So I am doing an exercise for my group meeting tomorrow...
I am to write down as many accomplishments as I can.
This is supposed to help me see myself in a better light. It is not working to well for me.
How about you guys? Would thinking of past accomplishments make you feel better or worse.
Can being a career leech be considered an accomplishment? If so, that should be about her whole list.
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She has zero clue as to what personal responsibility and freedom is, or how it works.
That is why she will never escape being owned and getting used by the government.
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I don't think DUmmies are capable of seeing anything positive in their lives. They are too used to using the poor me, victim mantras.
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Can being a career leech be considered an accomplishment? If so, that should be about her whole list.
I'm thinking that the eee-vil Rethuglikkkan fundie Psychologist may actually be trying to help her see the core of her problem, by showing her how short this list is.
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Oh my. She's listed them.
Lady Freedom Returns (6,669 posts) Wed Jan 22, 2014, 06:34 PM
4. This is what I am willing to talk about I think...
We are to read the list out loud and if I do any more I will cry! This should be more than enough for my turn. As I said , it is like being haunted by the Ghost of Christmas Pass while hanging with the Ghost of Christmas Present.
Phi Eta Sigma Honor society member.
Graduated College.
Did a lot of volunteer stuff like at the humane society and helped to organize the College Democrat toy drive, etc.
Part of the Disaster Recovery in Joplin MO.
Helped to keep a tiger calm in the studio when most everyone else was freaking.
Was made an Associate Producer while still in School.
Was a Reporter for the college TV Station.
Was PR Officer for the College Democrats .
Help to bring together a very large Anti bush rally in the heart of some VERY Red districts.
Am still active in such groups as Occupy.
<<<thinking about what franksolich has accomplished, using Her Ladyship Amber's standards; will post a list later.
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Try padding it out with a detailed discussion of your capabilities and potential. That should add a short sentence to it, effectively doubling the length of the list.
:popcorn:
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Well, that was pointless.
Using Her Ladyship Amber's standards for what's an "accomplishment," all I can come up with is that I was once a member of the Richard III Society, and as a little lad, was a dues-paying card-carrying member of the CLFRPTS.
Oh, and I've always been kind to animals and helpful to people in need.
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Damn. I forgot something.
I was also elected secretary of the "Little Kilowatts 4-H Club" when I was 10 years old; we learned about electricity and stuff, and I once won a white ribbon (fifth place) at the county fair for a table-lamp I'd made.
I'm sure--honestly and without jest--to this day, franksolich has been the only deaf secretary of a 4-H club, anywhere that 4-H exists.
Since I couldn't hear, I made everything up.....but my minutes were always accepted without amendment or reservation or correction.
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I know we can come up with a better list for Amber right here at CC.
I'll start:
1. DOTY #2 finish, 2013
2. Always eats everything on her plate. ALWAYS.
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As I said , it is like being haunted by the Ghost of Christmas Pass
Charles Dickens is rolling over in his grave.
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Charles Dickens is rolling over in his grave.
I think he just shit himself.
Isn't this all pretty much the same thing?
Help to bring together a very large Anti bush rally in the heart of some VERY Red districts.
Am still active in such groups as Occupy.
Was PR Officer for the College Democrats .
Did a lot of volunteer stuff like at the humane society and helped to organize the College Democrat toy drive, etc.
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I know we can come up with a better list for Amber right here at CC.
I'll start:
1. DOTY #2 finish, 2013
2. Always eats everything on her plate. ALWAYS.
Don't forget; she was also the 2013 winner of the Robyn McGrath award, the "Rob," which while it doesn't have the prestige of the William Rivers Pitt award, the "Willie," is no small thing.
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Don't forget; she was also the 2013 winner of the Robyn McGrath award, the "Rob," which while it doesn't have the prestige of the William Rivers Pitt award, the "Willie," is no small thing.
Good catch. I forgot about that one:
1. DOTY #2 finish, 2013
2. Always eats everything on her plate. ALWAYS.
3. DOTY Roby McGrath Award, 2013
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,669 posts) Wed Jan 22, 2014, 06:34 PM
Help to bring together a very large Anti bush rally in the heart of some VERY Red districts.
The Bike Dyke isn't going to be happy about that.
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Good catch. I forgot about that one:
1. DOTY #2 finish, 2013
2. Always eats everything on her plate. ALWAYS.
3. DOTY Roby McGrath Award, 2013
You know, I was with Immigration & Naturalization for a couple of years, during the late 1990s, as records supervisor.
During that time, I acquired 19 "employee of the month" awards, which was damned near one per month.
Does that count?
What bothers me is that I had no trouble, no trouble at all, impressing lard-assed haemorrhoid-afflicted desk-sitting overpaid governmental employees, but I can't seem to impress the primitives.
(For the record, I left for wholly personal reasons--I was bored to death in that job--on good terms, and with awesome references.)
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Helped to keep a tiger calm in the studio when most everyone else was freaking.
The tiger just saw you as food for a week and was celebrating.
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The tiger just saw you as food for a week and was celebrating.
I will admit Her Ladyship Amber does have that over franksolich.
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Well, she's apparently off-line now.
Lady Freedom Returns (6,670 posts) Wed Jan 22, 2014, 06:57 PM
Goodnight DU!
I have to go, pick up coffee and get going! Got Guard Duty tonight for the park Downtown. It is a way for the homeless that are sleep there to feel safe.
I can sympathies and am happy to help.
So see ya later!!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018560211
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The random capitalization and misspelling is killing me. Does she read what she's typing?
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The random capitalization and misspelling is killing me. Does she read what she's typing?
It's that darn spellcheck.
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I have to go, pick up coffee and get going! Got Guard Duty tonight for the park Downtown. It is a way for the homeless that are sleep there to feel safe.
Surely, no bum has slept more soundly after taking in the knowledge that a rhinoceros is watching out for them while they sleep.
As far as I can tell, the only downside for the other bums would be if she accidentally steps on any of them in the dark.
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I can sympathies and am happy to help.
I can sympathies with people when they lose a loved one too.
I can 'sympathies' when someone slips and falls.
I can 'sympathies' when my kids don't want to do their homework.
So many opportunities to 'sympathies' with people.
I can 'empathies' too. :-) :fuelfire:
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Part of the Disaster Recovery in Joplin MO.
I would say that she was a disaster and there was no recovery. I thought she claimed to have gotten PTSD from what happened in the tornado aftermath?
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JohnnyReb lists his accomplishments.
1. uh
2. uh
3.. uh
4. Work
5. Pay taxes
I've been a failure.
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I would say that she was a disaster and there was no recovery. I thought she claimed to have gotten PTSD from what happened in the tornado aftermath?
She was as much a part of the recovery for Joplin as the people trapped in the stadium in NOLA were part of the recovery for Katrina.
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I would say that she was a disaster and there was no recovery. I thought she claimed to have gotten PTSD from what happened in the tornado aftermath?
Well, by simply just being there, Her Ladyship Amber did more for Joplin than her hero, 0bozo.
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Well as wolfbait she might be helping the environment... :-)
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Well, by simply just being there, Her Ladyship Amber did more for Joplin than her hero, 0bozo.
Obama has ignored any disasters in red states.
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Occupy is still active?
And by reading her list looks like she did a bunch of extracurricular activities in college, so what has she accomplished? And how old is she now?
I should list my HS accomplishments...
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...And how old is she now?...
35 (going on 36), according to her.
That is so 'seven year oldish', in that anyone/everyone who is not dead is "going on..." the next year. Why would a (supposed) adult write something like that.
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I know we can come up with a better list for Amber right here at CC.
I'll start:
1. DOTY #2 finish, 2013
2. Always eats everything on her plate. ALWAYS.
^5!!! :rofl:
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35 (going on 36), according to her.
That is so 'seven year oldish', in that anyone/everyone who is not dead is "going on..." the next year. Why would a (supposed) adult write something like that.
She's dropping breadcrumbs for the Bike Dyke and the zerogravity primitive. She wants birthday presents!
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Occupy is still active?
And by reading her list looks like she did a bunch of extracurricular activities in college, so what has she accomplished? And how old is she now?
I should list my HS accomplishments...
My list of accomplishments between the ages of 10 and 19 alone would make hers look amateur at best. Besides, unlike her I don't need to make anything up. Hell just to give her a fighting chance I could just limit my list to everything outside of youth organizations like 4-H.
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Too funny! Kept a tiger calm in the studio. Oh how I wish that had ended differently. She's just stupid enough to think that it's just a big fuzzy kitty-cat.
and I once won a white ribbon (fifth place) at the county fair for a table-lamp I'd made.
Well Frank, when I was 10 I won a 4-H third place ribbon at the county fair for a dress I'd made, so I've got you beat. :-)
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Well Frank, when I was 10 I won a 4-H third place ribbon at the county fair for a dress I'd made, so I've got you beat. :-)
It was a pretty crummy lamp, although I had it for a long time.
A tan-colored glass bottle with a long neck, and a hole drilled near the bottom, through which the cord was threaded, and then the plug screwed on. Other than the bottle, everything else was from the local five-and-dime, and already assembled (the light-socket and cord). And a lampshade.
My memory fails me as to who drilled the hole in the bottle; it wasn't me.
I forgot to mention I was also on the high school student council as a senior, and in our class, voted "Most Likely to Improve with Age," and won the big advertising-publicity-marketing-public relations award; there were many who thought I had a future on Madison Avenue.
There were of course many who wished me well, but at the same time they seemed apprehensive, nervous, about my future well-being, given all the predicaments a deaf person masquerading as a hearing person gets into.
<<<the only member of the class who can still fit into clothes worn in high school, and not on any drugs.
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JohnnyReb lists his accomplishments.
1. uh
2. uh
3.. uh
4. Work
5. Pay taxes
I've been a failure.
Well, I didn't even notice anything work-related on her list.
:thatsright:
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Well, I didn't even notice anything work-related on her list.
:thatsright:
Exactly... typical DUmmie.
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She was able to work an 8 hour shift at the convenience store, without taking a break and only using one really thick sanitary pad.
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She was able to work an 8 hour shift at the convenience store, without taking a break and only using one really thick sanitary pad.
Or her sneakers are yellow for a really good reason. :whistling:
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I didn't notice any actual accomplishments, after she entered college...or before she entered college...
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Dyke bike rider gave her good, good, good vibrations.....oh sing it Beach Boys. :-)
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Too funny! Kept a tiger calm in the studio. Oh how I wish that had ended differently. She's just stupid enough to think that it's just a big fuzzy kitty-cat.
Well Frank, when I was 10 I won a 4-H third place ribbon at the county fair for a dress I'd made, so I've got you beat. :-)
I took home a black ribbon from high school typing class.
The next day, the school had replaced it, so I had to take the damned typing test anyway.
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,666 posts)
So I am doing an exercise for my group meeting tomorrow...
I am to write down as many accomplishments as I can.
This is supposed to help me see myself in a better light. It is not working to well for me.
How about you guys? Would thinking of past accomplishments make you feel better or worse.
She should present the group with a copy of her college transcripts. The transcripts should be easy to come by and would certainly wow them.
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She should present the group with a copy of her college transcripts. The transcripts should be easy to come by and would certainly wow them.
Would they be in crayon, perhaps? :whistling:
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,666 posts)
So I am doing an exercise for my group meeting tomorrow...
I am to write down as many accomplishments as I can.
This is supposed to help me see myself in a better light. It is not working to well for me.
How about you guys? Would thinking of past accomplishments make you feel better or worse.
Amber, your problem could be simply because YOU HAVEN"T ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING.
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Amber, your problem could be simply because YOU HAVEN"T ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING.
Not necessarily true--she has accomplished being a leech.
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Amber, your problem could be simply because YOU HAVEN"T ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING.
She did break the one-day record for $5 blowjobs behind the Dumspter next to the plasma bank.
Tucson's hobo community is still talking about it.
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Not necessarily true--she has accomplished being a leech.
Thank you for correcting me...If she set her mind to it, with her college degree in journalism, she should be able to write a best seller on "How to scam the system".
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She did break the one-day record for $5 blowjobs behind the Dumspter next to the plasma bank.
Tucson's hobo community is still talking about it.
Hey. a girl's got to eat...
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Hey. a girl's got to eat...
Not . . . going . . . there . . . ! :whistling: