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Title: Vampire baby?
Post by: bijou on June 28, 2008, 11:53:23 AM
(http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/imagesgirlfriend-20got-20pregnant-thumb.jpg)

http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/06/28/vampire-baby/#comments

Oh Lordy, I so hope this is a photoshop job.
Title: Re: Vampire baby?
Post by: jendf on June 28, 2008, 12:01:55 PM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Vampire baby?
Post by: mamacags on June 28, 2008, 12:24:56 PM
My best friend in high school went to planned parenthood for birth control pills.  Back then you had to go to a short class on sex before they would give you anything.  She was in a class with a very young married couple.  They had been trying to get pregnant and couldn't.  It turned out that the boy thought he was supposed to put his ding dong in her belly button.  Some people are in fact too stupid to breed.
Title: Re: Vampire baby?
Post by: Chris_ on June 28, 2008, 12:32:05 PM
My best friend in high school went to planned parenthood for birth control pills.  Back then you had to go to a short class on sex before they would give you anything.  She was in a class with a very young married couple.  They had been trying to get pregnant and couldn't.  It turned out that the boy thought he was supposed to put his ding dong in her belly button.  Some people are in fact too stupid to breed.

 :thatsright:  Good Lord, pick up a magazine, boy.  Do some f'n research!
Title: Re: Vampire baby?
Post by: Chris_ on June 28, 2008, 12:43:00 PM
My best friend in high school went to planned parenthood for birth control pills.  Back then you had to go to a short class on sex before they would give you anything.  She was in a class with a very young married couple.  They had been trying to get pregnant and couldn't.  It turned out that the boy thought he was supposed to put his ding dong in her belly button.  Some people are in fact too stupid to breed.
I assume the wife had a SERIOUS "innie."
Title: Re: Vampire baby?
Post by: Bondai on June 28, 2008, 01:26:46 PM
My best friend in high school went to planned parenthood for birth control pills.  Back then you had to go to a short class on sex before they would give you anything.  She was in a class with a very young married couple.  They had been trying to get pregnant and couldn't.  It turned out that the boy thought he was supposed to put his ding dong in her belly button.  Some people are in fact too stupid to breed.
I assume the wife had a SERIOUS "innie."


She does now.....
Title: Re: Vampire baby?
Post by: Miss Mia on June 28, 2008, 02:10:42 PM
 :lmao:  Vampire Baby. 


My best friend in high school went to planned parenthood for birth control pills.  Back then you had to go to a short class on sex before they would give you anything.  She was in a class with a very young married couple.  They had been trying to get pregnant and couldn't.  It turned out that the boy thought he was supposed to put his ding dong in her belly button.  Some people are in fact too stupid to breed.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Vampire baby?
Post by: mamacags on June 28, 2008, 05:19:19 PM
From what my friend said the girl's belly button was all swollen and red.  If you are really fat you can have a pretty big navel, deep too.  However, I don't know if anyone less than 500 pounds could have one big enough to even fit a tiny ding dong.