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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: miskie on January 16, 2014, 09:37:01 PM

Title: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
Post by: miskie on January 16, 2014, 09:37:01 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024344013

Aerows is getting to enjoy a course of anti-rabies injections after getting bitten by a raccoon. And by 'enjoy' I mean 'sick to her stomach'.

Quote from: Aerows (20,430 posts)

Antibiotics or Ibuprofen? (raccoon bite)


I've been taking augmentin and ibuprofen to go along with the shots, but I can't keep a thing down. Is that the antibiotics, or the ibuprofen?


One word of advice.

DO NOT listen to the primitives and switch from IB to Acetaminophen.


Quote from: Jenoch (4,332 posts)

61. Armafillos can carry leprosy.

Are there armadillos in the Gulf region?

http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/04/27/armadillos.spreading.leprosy/

Suffice it to say - beware the armafillo.
Title: Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
Post by: Big Dog on January 16, 2014, 09:50:09 PM
Quote from: miskie on January 16, 2014, 09:37:01 PM
Suffice it to say - beware the armafillo.

A leper can't change his spots, but an armafillo can!
Title: Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
Post by: diesel driver on January 17, 2014, 05:29:48 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on January 16, 2014, 09:50:09 PM
A leper can't change his spots, but an armafillo can!

Beware the spotted armafillo!
Title: Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
Post by: Big Dog on January 17, 2014, 05:54:19 AM
A new DU arc-

Plonk is the sound of your car hitting an armafillo.
Title: Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 17, 2014, 05:56:55 AM
Poor raccoon, getting all those injections after biting a DUmmie.
Title: Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
Post by: Skul on January 17, 2014, 06:43:44 AM
Coon will need to eat old road kill for a month to get that taste out of its mouth.
Title: Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
Post by: Big Dog on January 17, 2014, 06:45:32 AM
Quote from: Skul on January 17, 2014, 06:43:44 AM
Coon will need to eat old road kill for a month to get that taste out of its mouth.

I was gonna say the same thing about the Bike Dyke!
Title: Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
Post by: Karin on January 17, 2014, 07:20:43 AM
Armafillo!   :lmao:

I feel bad for aerows, though, having to go through that. 
Title: Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
Post by: lastparker on January 17, 2014, 08:12:24 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on January 16, 2014, 09:50:09 PM
A leper can't change his spots, but an armafillo can!

And the armafillo has wings.