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Title: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Tucker on January 15, 2014, 08:28:23 PM
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Wed Jan 15, 2014, 08:53 PM

Star Member Laura PourMeADrink (16,039 posts)

Favorite Michelle Hair?

A:
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Michelle-Obama-funny-pictures.jpg)

B:
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002333089/383895679_michelle_obama_mad_monster_274_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg)

C:
(http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/1/7/9/6/0/0/first_wookie-84462625300.jpeg)

D:
(http://cdn03.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/18/bag-over-head-220x220.jpg)


Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Tucker on January 15, 2014, 08:29:32 PM
I'll go with D.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: DefiantSix on January 15, 2014, 08:40:02 PM
D as well, except, can we make the bag PLASTIC??? :fuelfire:
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: tanstaafl on January 15, 2014, 08:40:03 PM
They're all pretty awesome. It's amazing what they're doing with Wookie Hair these days.

But D is my fave.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Chris_ on January 15, 2014, 08:44:34 PM
The Midas touch (just the titles):

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This is sexist and loathsome with a touch of creepy - Gravitycollapse    32 min ago   #9
Wow, you'd be fun to have a beer with. nt - Laura PourMeADrink   29 min ago   #12
Because not being sexist just isn't fun, amiright? - Gravitycollapse   28 min ago   #13
be glad to find Barack hair cuts but don't believe he has changed, has he? nt - Laura PourMeADrink   26 min ago   #14
Are you telling me you're unaware of the historical significance... - Gravitycollapse   23 min ago   #16
Definitely not mutually exclusive. She does great things AND - Laura PourMeADrink   16 min ago   #17
Because DU isn't a tabloid. We actually care about politics... - Gravitycollapse   8 min ago   #21
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: jukin on January 15, 2014, 08:53:38 PM
OAN, could you imagine what the media would be doing if Laura Bush had stayed behind on a vacation for two weeks?

There would be lots of snide comments and stories about their marriage. Here where Michelle is most likely a beard there is nothing.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 15, 2014, 08:58:42 PM
I have to go with B.

It screams "Aunt Bunny".

CMD
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Bad Dog on January 15, 2014, 10:51:15 PM
D.   I never realized the Grinch was a racist dog whistle, check those lips.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Skul on January 16, 2014, 02:10:17 AM
The Pouf should have been included.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: diesel driver on January 16, 2014, 04:54:46 AM
I picked C, the au natural look.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: hillneck on January 16, 2014, 05:48:24 AM
I went with D, so I wouldn't have to look at her ugly mug.  Also I'll take a double bagger, but picture A is spooky close to the real thing.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 16, 2014, 06:06:23 AM
Wow. This actually brought out the Feminazi storm troopers.

DU, the land where EVERYTHING is sexist.  ::)
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 16, 2014, 06:10:29 AM
A truck load of NAIR

Would fix that hair
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Karin on January 16, 2014, 07:13:18 AM
I went with A because it always makes me laugh. 

I didn't row over, but what the hell is wrong with GravityCollapse?  And all of them that can't take a lighthearted subject and just deal with it, without getting all bent out of shape.  These are the most unpleasant people in the world.  I can't imagine anybody would want to associate with them in any way.  I can't believe when someone gets banned, they beg to be let back on.  I'd run so fast and never look back. 
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: vesta111 on January 16, 2014, 08:46:56 AM
I went with A because it always makes me laugh. 

I didn't row over, but what the hell is wrong with GravityCollapse?  And all of them that can't take a lighthearted subject and just deal with it, without getting all bent out of shape.  These are the most unpleasant people in the world.  I can't imagine anybody would want to associate with them in any way.  I can't believe when someone gets banned, they beg to be let back on.  I'd run so fast and never look back. 

I go with the natural look, as the black models still wear in NYC.   

Not to be mean here or raciest, the models had their hair cut down to about an inch and a half and wore wigs on assignment.   Here they would come wearing hoop earrings, short hair and did not look like they wanted to spend much money on having Caucasian  or Asian hair.

If Moo is so into being black, why on earth does she want to spend hours having her hair dressed to resemble the hair of other cultures ?

The up side of a short natural cut is one can wear some fantastic makeup and jewelry to set her self off   as who she is.    We do not expect for her husband to suddenly grow his hair and twist it into locks to resemble a Jamaican.    Bob Marley where are you ?
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 16, 2014, 08:58:09 AM
I did like C, but something like D was what popped into my mind before I saw any of the pics, so I had to go with that...it has the virtue of being the only one that doesn't show those hate-filled, resentful eyes.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: diesel driver on January 17, 2014, 05:19:48 AM
I did like C, but something like D was what popped into my mind before I saw any of the pics, so I had to go with that...it has the virtue of being the only one that doesn't show those hate-filled, resentful eyes.

And those exposed, gnashing teeth.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: dane on January 17, 2014, 05:36:13 AM
When I first saw the hair style thread for the FWUS in DUmmyland, my thoughts were of how they made sport of the appearance of all the Bush family, Christie, and others they don't like, and how they gush over any/everything the FWUS wears, and even her arms - and they will avow they do NOT judge/care about appearance.

Seems a bit contradictory to me.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Purple Sage on January 17, 2014, 10:10:02 AM
D.  It is the least insulting to my senses.  No brain bleach required. 
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Dblhaul on January 17, 2014, 11:42:29 AM
I have to go with D. It's her best look.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: movie buff on January 17, 2014, 04:10:11 PM
Definitely D, less risk of someone getting turned to stone. In B (The picture which best conveys her true nature that she tries in vain to hide from the public), it looks like she's got mini- marshmallows on her teeth.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Delmar on January 17, 2014, 04:18:54 PM
I chose Grinchy.

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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Original post)Wed Jan 15, 2014, 09:11 PM
Gravitycollapse (4,719 posts)
9. This is sexist and
loathsome with a touch of creepy,

Well said, Gravitycollapse.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Boudicca on January 20, 2014, 08:42:31 PM
Bitch is ugly inside and out, whatever the hairstyle. 
Think she's been getting any tips from Hildesbeast on how to manage a wandering First Husband?  Wow, now that I think of it, the perfect Scream Team:  Hildebeast and BubblesBitt 2016. :-)
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 20, 2014, 09:58:41 PM
Bitch is ugly inside and out, whatever the hairstyle. 
Think she's been getting any tips from Hildesbeast on how to manage a wandering First Husband? 

There's a huge difference. Bubba isn't queer.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Chris_ on January 22, 2014, 11:21:40 AM
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Wed Jan 15, 2014, 08:53 PM
Laura PourMeADrink (16,039 posts)

Favorite Michelle Hair?
The one she'll be wearing January 20, 2017 as she leaves 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue forever with her worthless husband.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 22, 2014, 01:24:33 PM
I want to go with bald.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: fatboy on January 22, 2014, 02:06:18 PM
The Midas touch (just the titles):


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This is sexist and loathsome with a touch of creepy - Gravitycollapse    32 min ago   #9
Wow, you'd be fun to have a beer with. nt - Laura PourMeADrink   29 min ago   #12
Because not being sexist just isn't fun, amiright? - Gravitycollapse   28 min ago   #13
be glad to find Barack hair cuts but don't believe he has changed, has he? nt - Laura PourMeADrink   26 min ago   #14
Are you telling me you're unaware of the historical significance... - Gravitycollapse   23 min ago   #16
Definitely not mutually exclusive. She does great things AND - Laura PourMeADrink   16 min ago   #17
Because DU isn't a tabloid. We actually care about politics... - Gravitycollapse   8 min ago   #21

I wonder if we can get Amber to broker a truce between Laura PourMeADrink and Gravitycollapse (en total)? I mean they are both kooks, so they have that in common.
Title: Re: What's your favorite hair style of the 1st Wookie
Post by: Purple Sage on January 26, 2014, 02:38:14 AM
The one she'll be wearing January 20, 2017 as she leaves 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue forever with her worthless husband.
^5!  That one put a smile on my face.