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Title: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 14, 2014, 06:55:35 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024329900

He seems strangly obsessed with JB but then this is Robyn here . . . the OP:

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Tue Jan 14, 2014, 02:16 PM

 Atman (27,092 posts)


OMG! Late Breaking (seriously): RAID AT JUSTIN BEIBER'S HOUSE!


 They were searching for evidence of talent or something.

Okay, that part I made up, but the raid part is true. Something about a burglary ring.

Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: tanstaafl on January 14, 2014, 07:38:12 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024329900

He seems strangly obsessed with JB but then this is Robyn here . . . the OP:


The Beeb, that's so 2013.
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 14, 2014, 09:17:44 PM
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What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?

Vagina envy.
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: Big Dog on January 14, 2014, 09:20:05 PM
Vagina envy.

With a double shot of unrequited love.
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: Chris_ on January 14, 2014, 09:21:24 PM
With a double shot of unrequited love.
But he has a movie out.  It's all the Bieber you would want.
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: obumazombie on January 14, 2014, 09:29:37 PM
There's a country western song in there somewhere.


How dare you ?
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: Karin on January 15, 2014, 06:35:28 AM
Why in the world is a man of his age even paying the slightest attention to this?   :mental:
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 15, 2014, 07:08:58 AM
Why in the world is a man of his age even paying the slightest attention to this?   :mental:

Oh, I don't know . . .

Pedo, perhaps? :???: :whistling: :tongue:

More likely is the possibility that a female relative gives Bieber far more adulation and attention than said relative does to Assman.
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: Aristotelian on January 15, 2014, 07:36:09 AM
More likely is the possibility that a female relative gives Bieber far more adulation and attention than said relative does to Assman.

Surely not. I always imagined that Pedro had every woman within a hundred yards collapsing at his feet begging to have his children.
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 15, 2014, 09:00:36 AM
If "The Beeb" was a superhero, he would be known as "Eggman"....running about throwing eggs at villains and marking his territory with rotten eggs.
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: obumazombie on January 15, 2014, 09:05:32 AM
If "The Beeb" was a superhero, he would be known as "Eggman"....running about throwing eggs at villains and marking his territory with rotten eggs.

Eggman, the father of...

(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120428174627/protagonist/images/0/06/Superchicken.jpg)


"Souper" runs in the chicken noodle family.


Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: vesta111 on January 15, 2014, 03:36:01 PM
Eggman, the father of...

(http://images4.Viki.nocookie.net/__cb20120428174627/protagonist/images/0/06/Superchicken.jpg)


"Souper" runs in the chicken noodle family.




AAaaaah don't worry, one can work hard all their lives buy a nice home and a new neighbor moves in.   Happens to us all don't you think.?

Could happen, an 18 year old rock and roll star takes over the neighborhood.    This is not an adult community, there are dozens of under 12 kids in the neighbor hood and they are riding their skate boards, bikes, playing in their own yard and a ball rolls into the street.

You complain about this youngster, the kid next door driving down the street at 60 mph.

Next thing you know by coincidence 5 cars of his friends drive up and your security cameras show the young rock star and 7-8 friends  coming onto your property with a little red wagon with 30 cartons of eggs.

Fire in the hole, $20,000 worth of damage, what's the old fart complaining about he has insurance. 

Note that police said they have some items from the kids house to be tested.   Yeah right, how come a cop stopping a speeder search them and find a baggie on them and tell at one smell if this is pot, crack, cocaine or herone ?

So now it takes the tests on the drugs 6 months before anyone can be charged.  Who owns this shit, can anyone prove it is mine ???

When a driver is caught with drugs in their car, they are charged and likely loose the car.

When a super star is caught with drugs in their home, big difference, police have to prove the homeowner knew drugs were there.  Then tests must be made not just a cops nose. 

  I trust the nose of any cop over testing that may give a false negative,  All my friends carry baggies of baking soda in their pants.
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 15, 2014, 04:24:42 PM
AAaaaah don't worry, one can work hard all their lives buy a nice home and a new neighbor moves in.   Happens to us all don't you think.?

Could happen, an 18 year old rock and roll star takes over the neighborhood.    This is not an adult community, there are dozens of under 12 kids in the neighbor hood and they are riding their skate boards, bikes, playing in their own yard and a ball rolls into the street.

You complain about this youngster, the kid next door driving down the street at 60 mph.

Next thing you know by coincidence 5 cars of his friends drive up and your security cameras show the young rock star and 7-8 friends  coming onto your property with a little red wagon with 30 cartons of eggs.

Fire in the hole, $20,000 worth of damage, what's the old fart complaining about he has insurance. 

Note that police said they have some items from the kids house to be tested.   Yeah right, how come a cop stopping a speeder search them and find a baggie on them and tell at one smell if this is pot, crack, cocaine or herone ?

So now it takes the tests on the drugs 6 months before anyone can be charged.  Who owns this shit, can anyone prove it is mine ???

When a driver is caught with drugs in their car, they are charged and likely loose the car.

When a super star is caught with drugs in their home, big difference, police have to prove the homeowner knew drugs were there.  Then tests must be made not just a cops nose. 

  I trust the nose of any cop over testing that may give a false negative,  All my friends carry baggies of baking soda in their pants.

I'm speechless.  But, also rethinking my earlier savant diagnosis.
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: jukin on January 15, 2014, 04:32:27 PM
My guess would be latent regressive homophobic pedophilia tendencies.
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 15, 2014, 04:39:23 PM
I'm speechless.  But, also rethinking my earlier savant diagnosis.

You might want to add the word "idiot" in that. :fuelfire: :whistling:
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 15, 2014, 06:15:13 PM
I'm speechless.  But, also rethinking my earlier savant diagnosis.

Go with "Bind squirrel" or "Stopped clock."  It's a LOT more appropriate.
Title: Re: What IS DUmmy "Atman"'s problem with Justin Bieber?
Post by: Big Dog on January 15, 2014, 06:20:53 PM

blah, blah, blah

Note that police said they have some items from the kids house to be tested.   Yeah right, how come a cop stopping a speeder search them and find a baggie on them and tell at one smell if this is pot, crack, cocaine or herone ?

blah, blah, blah

When a super star is caught with drugs in their home, big difference, police have to prove the homeowner knew drugs were there.  Then tests must be made not just a cops nose. 

I trust the nose of any cop over testing that may give a false negative, 

No, vesta. No, no, no.

that's Starsky and Hutch TV bullshit.