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Title: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: dane on January 13, 2014, 04:26:53 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024322031
Sun Jan 12, 2014, 10:15 PM
 firsttimer (295 posts)
Harvard couple who paid housekeeper $4 a week for more than 13 YEARS are spared jail

 Martha Smalanskas, 48, and Richard Smalanskas, 49, from Harvard, Massachusetts, pleaded guilty to violating the Fair Labor Standards Act at a federal court hearing in Boston on Wednesday
 They originally met their victim in Bolivia when she was 16 and hired for as a nanny for their three children
 Three years later they brought her to the U.S. illegally, claiming her to be a relative
 For 13 years and four months she worked as their housekeeper and nanny, with the prosecution saying she made $2500 total
 
The family will pay her $150,000 restitution and serve 12 months probation, escaping prison time for a charge of harboring an illegal immigrant, which was subsequently dropped

And now comes the wizard to break it down for the more simpleminded readers

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JI7 (43,805 posts)

19. 150K only ? that's like 10k a month

they should pay 150k x 13 at the least

Jnumbers has the concept down, but just cannot do the actual work.  Sad, really, that proof reading is also not in his skill set.
Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: obumazombie on January 13, 2014, 04:37:31 AM
DUmmie had 43,805 posts. That's like 10k a day.
Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: catsmtrods on January 13, 2014, 05:30:45 AM
How did she manage an apt and food on $4 a day? Did she have health care?
Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: obumazombie on January 13, 2014, 06:12:39 AM
How did she manage an apt and food on $4 a day? Did she have health care?
Do you mean to say there were some underlying compensations that other Americans enjoy, but have to pay for.
Like any one of a long list of household bills ?
Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: Gina on January 13, 2014, 06:16:23 AM
$13 years?  Really?
Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: Karin on January 13, 2014, 07:17:02 AM
 :lmao:  DUmmie math is always hilarious. 

BTW, look where the people are from. 
Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: Maxiest on January 13, 2014, 08:13:19 AM
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Martha Smalanskas, 48, and Richard Smalanskas, 49, from Harvard, Massachusetts,

Wonder what party they are affiliated with?
Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: USA4ME on January 13, 2014, 08:16:58 AM
She made out good. If I had a "relative" from Bolivia keeping my kids for that long, I would have only paid her $2000.

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Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: jukin on January 13, 2014, 10:37:21 AM
I think she should be paid blue potato. That's a lot of money.
Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: dane on January 13, 2014, 10:51:40 AM
:lmao:  DUmmie math is always hilarious. 

BTW, look where the people are from. 
Here's a DUmmy who responded, and agrees with the faulty math.
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cstanleytech (6,385 posts) Response to JI7 (Reply #19)
Mon Jan 13, 2014, 01:11 AM
20. Agreed, that or she should be offered full citizenship at the very least if she doesnt have it
so that she can us the money to hopefully start a new life here.
Do they ever really read what they respond to, or proof read their own responses?
Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: jukin on January 13, 2014, 02:36:45 PM
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cstanleytech (6,385 posts) Response to JI7 (Reply #19)
Mon Jan 13, 2014, 01:11 AM
20. Agreed, that or she should be offered full citizenship at the very least if she doesnt have it
so that she can us the money to hopefully start a new life here.

Now why should the rest of us have to pay for a leftist's crimes...well more than we already do pay. The Harvard leftists should be in prison.
Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 13, 2014, 06:42:04 PM
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JI7 (43,805 posts)

19. 150K only ? that's like 10k a month

they should pay 150k x 13 at the least

Good Lord.  :hammer:  How does one get that stupid in less than a lifetime?


Now why should the rest of us have to pay for a leftist's crimes...well more than we already do pay. The Harvard leftists should be in prison.

From the "people" who constantly accuse Conservatives of wanting to "bring back slavery".
Title: Re: Once again, DUmmy math wizards show us they're really not
Post by: obumazombie on January 13, 2014, 07:07:48 PM
Good Lord.  :hammer:  How does one get that stupid in less than a lifetime?


From the "people" who constantly accuse Conservatives of wanting to "bring back slavery".
This reminds me of some of the math offered by Major Owens and John Lewis about slavery.