Interesting premise for a thread. I have no idea what my role here is...
Well I would like to think I contribute to people thinking about things....and stomping on Libtards egos making them go crying home to mamma (well at least coming out the basement to see mamma)
Interesting premise for a thread. I have no idea what my role here is...
it is in my signature line.
the rest of you are just dirtball slacking moles.
except frank/ he is really Skinner...
Interesting premise for a thread. I have no idea what my role here is...
I cook up the bacon, and pour the beer. :-)
In real life, I'm Doug Bulna.
In truth... when it's all said and done, are we all not Doug Bulna?
This thread is so awesome.
Keep at it cavers !
You have some very important jobs to do here at the cave !
Oh yeah, there's a point to this thread...Can I borrow your remote ?
I'm the quiet, vulgar, angry misanthrope.
Can I borrow your remote ?
Speaking of Doug, I found a picture of him at his new job. Glad to see he landed on his feet.
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Lurker and resident Aircraft Mechanic. I travel all over to make sure all the planes are ready for when we load all of the DUmp to take them to the camps....and thats all I'm allowed to say about that.
In truth... when it's all said and done, are we all not Doug Bulna?
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I do best at finding pics to express my views.Resident picsmith ?
Well, when I came on board as moderator--an offer that when Rebel extended it to me, it was a good thing I was wearing brown pants (given my then-reputation, undeserved I think, as a "loose cannon"), I was instructed that my job was to "grow" the forums I moderated, by always being engaged, by always interacting with members, by always posting stuff.
Quite different from the way dear old sweet Lu handles the cobweb-infested cooking and baking forum on Skins's island.
Unofficially, though, I suspect my job is to herd cats--but fortunately members are naturally courteous and considerate, and so herding cats isn't that much trouble, if trouble at all.
Mostly compliant Catherder ?
OK, that was a scary moment -- I thought you said "catheter!"Well if he was allergic to cats he might be a Catholic !
OK, that was a scary moment -- I thought you said "catheter!"
I'm the morale officer, I hand out Hi5s, pie, bacon, beer (really good beer like, Keystone), and finally I'm the one who puts up the Bikini posters in the halls (the gals get old Magnum PI calendars).
Don't y'all feel happier now?
I'm the morale officer, I hand out Hi5s, pie, bacon, beer (really good beer like, Keystone), and finally I'm the one who puts up the Bikini posters in the halls (the gals get old Magnum PI calendars).Yes.
Don't y'all feel happier now?
Like the Artillery Branch, I like to feel I lend an air of dignity to what would otherwise be seen as a vulgar brawl.
I thought that was done by us zoomies and chairborne rangers? :confused:
I cook up the bacon, and pour the beer. :-)
My job is to randomly piss off half the members of this site.
Then I must give you a bad job report. If that is your job, you should have an equal number of + and - on your reputation. Therefore, you better get cracking. :tongue:
That's probably what keeps Big Dog hanging around all the time. :-)
I don't have a job here really. I can't express myself in writing as good as some of you and I often go on unmerited tangents because the ****ing DUmmies piss me the **** off. I cuss a lot and use my apostorphe's wrong all the time aswell as shitty grammer and spelleng.
I have a sock puppet to build up my high fives.
I don't have a job here really. I can't express myself in writing as good as some of you and I often go on unmerited tangents because the ****ing DUmmies piss me the **** off. I cuss a lot and use my apostorphe's wrong all the time aswell as shitty grammer and spelleng.
Yea you kinda listed the same problems I have....got to edit and mute ...ect all my posts.
As I have aged I have some regret about my grammar although in a business setting I have to write emails all the time and do a better job. Here I just get ragged at the DUmmies and don't' really care. Math, Chemistry, is where I excelled without even blinking an eye. Grammar, writing, etc. not so much. I was to busy being the jock, drinking beer, and chasing tail when I was in HS to care about my English class's. I realize now I should have. Oh well.
I don't have a job here really.
HAHA other than the jock part (mine was cars) Did we hang out in school together...lol I slept in English class and stayed after school in Auto Mechanics class to finish what I was working on in 5th and 6th....
Me either. I feel like I'm still in training. A lot of things being discussed here go over my head.
On the day of my graduation, I had to wait for my English teacher to finish scoring the finals to see if I passed... I literally had to wait to walk until she showed up with the scores. I made it by 1 point.Forum High School nostalgia expert ?
So your CC job is to not have a job. Hmmm that sounds like a pretty good job.
Vulgar brawler.
If I were a DUmmie and could collect unemployment, food stamps, and free healthcare.
If I were a DUmmie and could collect unemployment, food stamps, and free healthcare.
And you could be...
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Cave King Of The Road !
I think you have an especially sensitive lib-sensing schnozz.
I agree. I could think of some humorous job titles for that but, will refrain out of a sense of decorum.
Liberal Sniffer Outer
I agree. I could think of some humorous job titles for that but, will refrain out of a sense of decorum.
I think you have an especially sensitive lib-sensing schnozz.
Liberal Sniffer Outer
I said humorous.
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You have piqued my interest. Any cheap motels near your place?
liberal sniffer inner?
They're two of the reasons.
I said humorous.
It was a "slip" joke.
:hammer:
That's not humourous. It's disgusting. :rotf:
Man, tough crowd.
Don't get me started on my ex-wife...
As Steve Martin used to say, "Comedy is not pretty."
It was a "slip" joke.
:hammer:
Of course, we must keep up appearances.
P.S. I have my own personalized food/water bowls but they won't let you bring Friskies on the bus anymore (Some sort of DHS tripe I expect.).
Be careful with that cat food. It might give you a tummy ache.
I remember one time I took a taxi from the airport and asked him to take me where the action is.
He took me to my place...
Tripe can make great Menudo (the dish not the group)...
Y'all are the chauffeurs. You should be seen and not heard.
You ripped that one from Rodney Dangerfield. :rotf:
My job? Reality checker.
I think you need a staff for that.
:)
Great thread, kudos to the OP.
Only word for word.
Snark. I supply the snark, Hey buddy, you interested in some snark, got your snark right here. Three finger snark $20.
Why am I afraid to ask about the "other" reasons? :naughty:
I am the teenager that laughs at every dirty joke. :naughty:
I am the teenager that laughs at every dirty joke. :naughty:
Hell, girl; you the one TELLIN' most of 'em!!! :-) :popcorn: :fuelfire:
I'm the one that makes smart aleck comments most of the time, and argues Christianity...um...way too much? :p
Not too much. It's an important job. You represent Christian conservatism - and you do it well.
It's no secret.
Pie and boobiez!
I am the resident cutiepatootie!!!
So, if there is pie on boobies or boobies in pie, you are really happy.
In my neck of the woods, patoot = ass. So, that means you are the CC member whose job it is to have a cute ass?Good thing you said have a cute ass, not be a cute ass... :-) though I can be a pain in the ass... :whistling:
Good thing you said have a cute ass, not be a cute ass... :-) though I can be a pain in the ass... :whistling:
this is what happens when the sex and booze crowd hardly shows up anymore
Once I am a member in good standing I will let you know.
Post Whore
I thought about this a bit, and the only thing I can come up with is this:
Every group needs a Murdock. Thats me.
Noting odd connections that most might not make, because they're odd, with a dash of BBQ added into the mix.
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CMD
I have seen you cut through the BS and hazy propaganda of DUmmies, and libs.
Maybe your CC job is BS cutter ?
I think you have a decided and obvious talent toward the direct, no bullshit, destruction of libtard arguments.
I bet if there was a Marine around he'd be able to tell you what your role is! :-)
Give all you southerners someone from NJ at which to point and laugh?? :-)
Give all you southerners someone from NJ at which to point and laugh?? :-)
Interesting premise for a thread. I have no idea what my role here is...Chief bubble-gum chewer. :whistling:
Chief bubble-gum chewer. :whistling:
If only I could figure out where I left it...
Check the bed post.
No, no... That one has already lost its flavor.
Our age is showing....sad.
Indeed.... :old:
Indeed.... :old:
Yes.
Bacon, pie, boobiez, and beer (in any order) are the Big Four at CC. Some of our happiest times have been spent discussing the various permutations.
Proud Masshole RINO who speaks her mind and doesn't give a flying fig what anyone thinks about her...
F%^& Peyton Manning.
:-)
If only I could figure out where I left it...
I'm pretty good with a shovel.
You must really like Peyton Manning to want to do that with him. :-)
Under your CPO's desk :) :rimshot:
:hyper:
As a relatively new member and I (think) in good standing, I would say my CC job title is roadie. Not up there on the stage with the majority of you rockstars, but waiting behind the scenes for when I am needed.
I have to admit, sometimes seeing the stupidity of the DUches gets me livid, but as thumper said 'If you can't say anything nice..... don't say nothing at all'! Something most of the DUches could stand to learn.
^No one thanked you and coach for all your hard work on DOTY this year. As well as the accompanying award. Thank you !
How dare they ?
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^No one thanked you and coach for all your hard work on DOTY this year. As well as the accompanying award. Thank you !
How dare they ?
edit +
I'm pretty good with a shovel.
Oh, and I also like to laugh at Chris complaining about his cars/house/job. :-)
Mega ditto (my last one)