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Title: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 12:44:08 AM
The thought for this thread came to me today, and I have mulled it over for some hours.
It still seems like a good idea to me, and I am excited to see how it will turn out.
Tell us what you think your CC job is...
Comment on what others think their CC job is...
Tell us what you think other's CC job is...

Here I go. Some of these ideas came from Bad Dog, and Big Dog, regarding what I think my CC job is.
To be an irreverent, quirky, skewed view, awkward, outrageous punster.
To be the official forum word banner.
To be the official forum basis human rights arbiter.

I do expect every one of you to contribute to the thread.
I am kind of dreading what vesta might bring, but in any case...bring it !


Oh, and try to be nice. If you can't be nice, be mean in a nice way !
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: wasp69 on January 12, 2014, 12:50:59 AM
Interesting premise for a thread.  I have no idea what my role here is...
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: biersmythe on January 12, 2014, 12:55:46 AM
Well I would like to think I contribute to people thinking about things....and stomping on Libtards egos making them go crying home to mamma (well at least coming out the basement to see mamma)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 02:53:11 AM
Interesting premise for a thread.  I have no idea what my role here is...

I have seen you cut through the BS and hazy propaganda of DUmmies, and libs.
Maybe your CC job is BS cutter ?


Well I would like to think I contribute to people thinking about things....and stomping on Libtards egos making them go crying home to mamma (well at least coming out the basement to see mamma)

Hmmm Libtard ego stomper. That's a good CC job.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: NHSparky on January 12, 2014, 06:33:57 AM
Bullshit repeller and plucky nad-kicker of DU types.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 06:42:05 AM
^Beautiful.

For the rest of you cavers, you better not be amongst the 40 who viewed and didn't comment.
Get your butts in here !
Those excess views better be non cave lurkers !



edit +
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: marv on January 12, 2014, 07:42:15 AM
Corner lurker avoiding the spotlight; neither judge nor jury save as I see fit.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: catsmtrods on January 12, 2014, 07:52:35 AM
The mechanic
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: dutch508 on January 12, 2014, 07:54:35 AM
it is in my signature line.

the rest of you are just dirtball slacking moles.

except frank/ he is really Skinner...
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 12, 2014, 07:59:17 AM
I dunno . . . OPSEC reminder? :tongue:

I think SigSec (which I suck at) might sum it up . . . O-)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 08:21:39 AM
1. The Voice of Liberty- uncompromising champion of the sovereign individual

(http://baggybulldogs.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/larry-williams-bulldog-preparing-to-sing-into-microphone.jpg)

2. The Librarian- silent, but deadly

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m-AoDlox4ms/TCi0w78e3II/AAAAAAAAL9I/BYJ0C9Zym1g/s400/librar.jpg)

3. The Gunfighter- ruthless proglodyte slayer

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/pewsmall_zpsbfcaff2e.jpg)

4. The Wild Dog- going boldly where others fear to tread

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/dogandtiger_zps803c6148.jpg)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Eupher on January 12, 2014, 08:25:27 AM
That's easy!

I'm CC's low brass honker!   :-)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Eupher on January 12, 2014, 08:28:19 AM
Interesting premise for a thread.  I have no idea what my role here is...

I think you have a decided and obvious talent toward the direct, no bullshit, destruction of libtard arguments.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: FlaGator on January 12, 2014, 08:38:11 AM
I am a wealthy conservative so my job here is to profit off the work of others so I pretty much just respond to posts.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: IassaFTots on January 12, 2014, 08:41:06 AM
I cook up the bacon, and pour the beer.    :-)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 08:41:44 AM
Resident jerk.

And I think I do it well...
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Mike220 on January 12, 2014, 08:41:52 AM
it is in my signature line.

the rest of you are just dirtball slacking moles.

except frank/ he is really Skinner...

In real life, I'm Doug Bulna.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: txradioguy on January 12, 2014, 08:42:08 AM
Interesting premise for a thread.  I have no idea what my role here is...

I bet if there was a Marine around he'd be able to tell you what your role is!  :-)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 12, 2014, 08:44:32 AM
I cook up the bacon, and pour the beer.    :-)

Probably the most important job here! :tongue:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: txradioguy on January 12, 2014, 08:45:17 AM
Forum Public Affairs Officer....NCOIC of the Cave's 1st PsyOps Group...which hat I wear at any given time depends on who's asking the questions.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: dutch508 on January 12, 2014, 08:47:13 AM
In real life, I'm Doug Bulna.


In truth... when it's all said and done, are we all not Doug Bulna?

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/44786517.jpg)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 08:52:09 AM
This thread is so awesome.
Keep at it cavers !
You have some very important jobs to do here at the cave !
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Mike220 on January 12, 2014, 08:52:29 AM

In truth... when it's all said and done, are we all not Doug Bulna?


Speaking of Doug, I found a picture of him at his new job. Glad to see he landed on his feet.

(http://static.neatorama.com/images/2007-08/walrus-car.jpg)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Mike220 on January 12, 2014, 08:53:23 AM
This thread is so awesome.
Keep at it cavers !
You have some very important jobs to do here at the cave !

Oh yeah, there's a point to this thread...

I'm the quiet, vulgar, angry misanthrope.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 08:55:04 AM
Oh yeah, there's a point to this thread...

I'm the quiet, vulgar, angry misanthrope.
Can I borrow your remote ?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Mike220 on January 12, 2014, 08:56:08 AM
Can I borrow your remote ?

 :foff:

 :-)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: md11hydmec on January 12, 2014, 08:56:13 AM
Lurker and resident Aircraft Mechanic.  I travel all over to make sure all the planes are ready for when we load all of the DUmp to take them to the camps....and thats all I'm allowed to say about that.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 08:56:34 AM
Speaking of Doug, I found a picture of him at his new job. Glad to see he landed on his feet.

(http://static.neatorama.com/images/2007-08/walrus-car.jpg)

If there's one thing I learned in the three years I took Freshman Biology in high school, it's this:

Those ain't feet.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 08:56:50 AM
Lurker and resident Aircraft Mechanic.  I travel all over to make sure all the planes are ready for when we load all of the DUmp to take them to the camps....and thats all I'm allowed to say about that.

Do you work on helicopters ?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: md11hydmec on January 12, 2014, 09:02:20 AM
Fixed wing. Not a rotor head (and I do not mean that derogatorily)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 09:02:46 AM

In truth... when it's all said and done, are we all not Doug Bulna?

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/44786517.jpg)

No we are not.

But sometimes worry we all might be steve numbers...
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Linda on January 12, 2014, 09:03:13 AM
I do best at finding pics to express my views.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 09:12:50 AM
I do best at finding pics to express my views.
Resident picsmith ?


Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: franksolich on January 12, 2014, 09:18:38 AM
Well, when I came on board as moderator--an offer that when Rebel extended it to me, it was a good thing I was wearing brown pants (given my then-reputation, undeserved I think, as a "loose cannon"), I was instructed that my job was to "grow" the forums I moderated, by always being engaged, by always interacting with members, by always posting stuff.

Quite different from the way dear old sweet Lu handles the cobweb-infested cooking and baking forum on Skins's island.

Unofficially, though, I suspect my job is to herd cats--but fortunately members are naturally courteous and considerate, and so herding cats isn't that much trouble, if trouble at all.

Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 09:20:39 AM
Well, when I came on board as moderator--an offer that when Rebel extended it to me, it was a good thing I was wearing brown pants (given my then-reputation, undeserved I think, as a "loose cannon"), I was instructed that my job was to "grow" the forums I moderated, by always being engaged, by always interacting with members, by always posting stuff.

Quite different from the way dear old sweet Lu handles the cobweb-infested cooking and baking forum on Skins's island.

Unofficially, though, I suspect my job is to herd cats--but fortunately members are naturally courteous and considerate, and so herding cats isn't that much trouble, if trouble at all.



Mostly compliant Catherder ?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 09:23:58 AM
Mostly compliant Catherder ?

OK, that was a scary moment -- I thought you said "catheter!"
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 09:25:29 AM
OK, that was a scary moment -- I thought you said "catheter!"

Well if he was allergic to cats he might be a Catholic !
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 12, 2014, 10:02:49 AM
The tag under my callsign says it all.

BTW: here's a pic of me and my Hero Member... :-)


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vB4CewgPOXY/THKxvw2gBRI/AAAAAAAAAo8/GfaT3n9whgg/s1600/Kirkb.jpg)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: biersmythe on January 12, 2014, 10:14:27 AM
OK, that was a scary moment -- I thought you said "catheter!"


HAHA that is what I saw on the first read....was like whaaaa....
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 12, 2014, 10:18:41 AM
I'm the morale officer, I hand out Hi5s, pie, bacon, beer (really good beer like, Keystone), and finally I'm the one who puts up the Bikini posters in the halls (the gals get old Magnum PI calendars).

Don't y'all feel happier now?

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/594/yx0s.jpg)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: biersmythe on January 12, 2014, 10:21:36 AM
I'm the morale officer, I hand out Hi5s, pie, bacon, beer (really good beer like, Keystone), and finally I'm the one who puts up the Bikini posters in the halls (the gals get old Magnum PI calendars).

Don't y'all feel happier now?

HEHE you and I have VERY different ideas of good beer..
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 10:24:18 AM
I'm the morale officer, I hand out Hi5s, pie, bacon, beer (really good beer like, Keystone), and finally I'm the one who puts up the Bikini posters in the halls (the gals get old Magnum PI calendars).

Don't y'all feel happier now?
Yes.
Your "Insult Libs" thread is one of the most popular, and most important threads on the site.
Needless to say you should keep up the good work !
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 10:58:40 AM
Like the Artillery Branch, I like to feel I lend an air of dignity to what would otherwise be seen as a vulgar brawl.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 12, 2014, 11:00:43 AM
Like the Artillery Branch, I like to feel I lend an air of dignity to what would otherwise be seen as a vulgar brawl.

I thought that was done by us zoomies and chairborne rangers? :confused:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Mike220 on January 12, 2014, 11:09:26 AM
I thought that was done by us zoomies and chairborne rangers? :confused:

Y'all are the chauffeurs. You should be seen and not heard.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 11:13:14 AM
I cook up the bacon, and pour the beer.    :-)

That's probably what keeps Big Dog hanging around all the time.  :-)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Purple Sage on January 12, 2014, 11:14:35 AM
Vulgar brawler.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 11:17:54 AM
My CC job is to show up and post on an irregular basis. Longer time members know me but the new ones think that I'm a noob. I guess that actually makes my CC job to be the old noob.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Chris on January 12, 2014, 11:19:59 AM
Forum housekeeping and banning people (mostly third-world spammers and the occasional DUmmy dickhead).

Also complaining about my cars/house/job.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Freeper on January 12, 2014, 11:22:41 AM
My job is to randomly piss off half the members of this site.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 11:28:24 AM
My job is to randomly piss off half the members of this site.

Then I must give you a bad job report. If that is your job, you should have an equal number of + and - on your reputation. Therefore, you better get cracking.  :tongue:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Freeper on January 12, 2014, 11:37:24 AM
Then I must give you a bad job report. If that is your job, you should have an equal number of + and - on your reputation. Therefore, you better get cracking.  :tongue:

I have a sock puppet to build up my high fives.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 11:40:12 AM
That's probably what keeps Big Dog hanging around all the time.  :-)

They're two of the reasons.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Maxiest on January 12, 2014, 11:44:48 AM
I don't have a job here really.  I can't express myself in writing as good as some of you and I often go on unmerited tangents because the ****ing DUmmies piss me the **** off.  I cuss a lot and use my apostorphe's wrong all the time aswell as shitty grammer and spelleng.   
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 11:48:20 AM
I don't have a job here really.  I can't express myself in writing as good as some of you and I often go on unmerited tangents because the ****ing DUmmies piss me the **** off.  I cuss a lot and use my apostorphe's wrong all the time aswell as shitty grammer and spelleng.   

Then your CC job is to cuss at DUmmies.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 11:51:36 AM
I have a sock puppet to build up my high fives.

Unfortunately, you would have to out your sock puppet to get full credit for your real job performance. You put yourself in a precarious position. I guees that it only matters if there were an actual monetary reward for your job performance.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: biersmythe on January 12, 2014, 12:08:33 PM
I don't have a job here really.  I can't express myself in writing as good as some of you and I often go on unmerited tangents because the ****ing DUmmies piss me the **** off.  I cuss a lot and use my apostorphe's wrong all the time aswell as shitty grammer and spelleng.   

Yea you kinda listed the same problems I have....got to edit and mute ...ect all my posts.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Maxiest on January 12, 2014, 12:13:47 PM
Yea you kinda listed the same problems I have....got to edit and mute ...ect all my posts.

As I have aged I have some regret about my grammar although in a business setting I have to write emails all the time and do a better job.  Here I just get ragged at the DUmmies and don't' really care.  Math, Chemistry, is where I excelled without even blinking an eye.  Grammar, writing, etc. not so much.  I was to busy being the jock, drinking beer, and chasing tail when I was in HS to care about my English class's.  I realize now I should have.  Oh well.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: biersmythe on January 12, 2014, 12:17:41 PM
As I have aged I have some regret about my grammar although in a business setting I have to write emails all the time and do a better job.  Here I just get ragged at the DUmmies and don't' really care.  Math, Chemistry, is where I excelled without even blinking an eye.  Grammar, writing, etc. not so much.  I was to busy being the jock, drinking beer, and chasing tail when I was in HS to care about my English class's.  I realize now I should have.  Oh well.

HAHA other than the jock part (mine was cars) Did we hang out in school together...lol I slept in English class and stayed after school in Auto Mechanics class to finish what I was working on in 5th and 6th....
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Dori on January 12, 2014, 12:25:19 PM
I don't have a job here really.     

Me either.  I feel like I'm still in training.  A lot of things being discussed here go over my head. 



Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Maxiest on January 12, 2014, 12:30:03 PM
HAHA other than the jock part (mine was cars) Did we hang out in school together...lol I slept in English class and stayed after school in Auto Mechanics class to finish what I was working on in 5th and 6th....

On the day of my graduation, I had to wait for my English teacher to finish scoring the finals to see if I passed...  I literally had to wait to walk until she showed up with the scores.  I made it by 1 point.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 12:32:03 PM
Me either.  I feel like I'm still in training.  A lot of things being discussed here go over my head. 





So your CC job is to not have a job. Hmmm that sounds like a pretty good job.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 12:33:23 PM
On the day of my graduation, I had to wait for my English teacher to finish scoring the finals to see if I passed...  I literally had to wait to walk until she showed up with the scores.  I made it by 1 point.
Forum High School nostalgia expert ?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Maxiest on January 12, 2014, 12:35:35 PM
So your CC job is to not have a job. Hmmm that sounds like a pretty good job.

If I were a DUmmie and could collect unemployment, food stamps, and free healthcare.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Eupher on January 12, 2014, 12:49:39 PM
Vulgar brawler.

I think you have an especially sensitive lib-sensing schnozz.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 12:50:07 PM
If I were a DUmmie and could collect unemployment, food stamps, and free healthcare.

Make sure you pack your Colt 45 40s.  

And change your last name to Gonzalez so you are untouchable (just don't say you are from Spain).

Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 12:50:39 PM
If I were a DUmmie and could collect unemployment, food stamps, and free healthcare.

And you could be...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOe27SJ3Yc[/youtube]

 Cave King Of The Road !
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 12:53:26 PM
And you could be...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOe27SJ3Yc[/youtube]

 Cave King Of The Road !

H^5
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 12:53:58 PM
I think you have an especially sensitive lib-sensing schnozz.

I agree.  I could think of some humorous job titles for that but, will refrain out of a sense of decorum.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 12:57:01 PM
I agree.  I could think of some humorous job titles for that but, will refrain out of a sense of decorum.

Liberal Sniffer Outer
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 01:13:42 PM
Liberal Sniffer Outer


I said humorous.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Purple Sage on January 12, 2014, 01:14:55 PM
I agree.  I could think of some humorous job titles for that but, will refrain out of a sense of decorum.

(http://www.collars-4-dogs.com/maya/slip-dog-collar.jpg)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Purple Sage on January 12, 2014, 01:18:10 PM
I think you have an especially sensitive lib-sensing schnozz.

Indeed.  I do suffer from acute lib paranoia.  Comes from having to sniff them out during job interviews.  They are lazy, whining, worthless people on the whole.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 01:20:23 PM
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian

Liberal Sniffer Outer




I said humorous.

liberal sniffer inner?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 01:29:43 PM
(http://www.collars-4-dogs.com/maya/slip-dog-collar.jpg)

You have piqued my interest.  Any cheap motels near your place?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Purple Sage on January 12, 2014, 01:34:11 PM
You have piqued my interest.  Any cheap motels near your place?

It was a "slip" joke.

 :hammer:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 01:45:10 PM


liberal sniffer inner?


That's not humourous. It's disgusting.  :rotf:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 01:46:40 PM
They're two of the reasons.

Why am I afraid to ask about the "other" reasons?  :naughty:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 01:49:00 PM


I said humorous.

The Man With The Liberal Schnazz ????
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 02:04:22 PM
It was a "slip" joke.

 :hammer:

Of course, we must keep up appearances.

P.S. I have my own personalized food/water bowls but they won't let you bring Friskies on the bus anymore (Some sort of DHS tripe I expect.).
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 02:10:15 PM
That's not humourous. It's disgusting.  :rotf:

Man, tough crowd.


Don't get me started on my ex-wife...
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 02:11:53 PM
Man, tough crowd.


Don't get me started on my ex-wife...


As Steve Martin used to say, "Comedy is not pretty."
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 02:17:48 PM
As Steve Martin used to say, "Comedy is not pretty."

I remember one time I took a taxi from the airport and asked him to take me where the action is.

He took me to my place...

Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 02:18:27 PM
It was a "slip" joke.

 :hammer:

Or, if Japanese might it be a Nip joke?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Purple Sage on January 12, 2014, 02:18:36 PM
Of course, we must keep up appearances.

P.S. I have my own personalized food/water bowls but they won't let you bring Friskies on the bus anymore (Some sort of DHS tripe I expect.).

Be careful with that cat food.  It might give you a tummy ache.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 02:19:48 PM
Be careful with that cat food.  It might give you a tummy ache.

Tripe can make great Menudo (the dish not the group)...
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 02:23:55 PM
I remember one time I took a taxi from the airport and asked him to take me where the action is.

He took me to my place...



You ripped that one from Rodney Dangerfield. :rotf:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Purple Sage on January 12, 2014, 02:25:08 PM
Tripe can make great Menudo (the dish not the group)...


A new metaphor is born.  When cavers give you tripe, make menudo.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 12, 2014, 02:34:41 PM
Y'all are the chauffeurs. You should be seen and not heard.

That's quite alright. We tend to prefer to let the ladies do the moaning... umm, I mean talking, yeah, talking, for us...

(http://zizuandstuff.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/uhura2.jpg)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 02:46:47 PM
Who's going to break it to the Zombie that his thread has been hijacked.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 02:51:32 PM
You ripped that one from Rodney Dangerfield. :rotf:

Only word for word.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 12, 2014, 03:04:11 PM
My job?  Reality checker.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 03:06:39 PM
My job?  Reality checker.

I think you need a staff for that.

:)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 03:19:17 PM
I think you need a staff for that.

:)

Would an old upright organ do?  Badumpbump.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 03:20:00 PM
Great thread, kudos to the OP.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 03:24:48 PM
Great thread, kudos to the OP.

Wait....What?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Rick on January 12, 2014, 03:26:53 PM
Snark. I supply the snark, Hey buddy, you interested in some snark, got your snark right here. Three finger snark $20.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 03:32:30 PM
Only word for word.


 :lol:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 03:33:44 PM
Snark. I supply the snark, Hey buddy, you interested in some snark, got your snark right here. Three finger snark $20.

Cutty Snark -- good stuff!
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Carl on January 12, 2014, 03:35:41 PM
Same as real life...Goober.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 03:58:42 PM
Why am I afraid to ask about the "other" reasons?  :naughty:

It's no secret.

Pie and boobiez!
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Gina on January 12, 2014, 04:06:38 PM
I am the teenager that laughs at every dirty joke.    :naughty:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 12, 2014, 05:04:58 PM
I am the teenager that laughs at every dirty joke.    :naughty:

Hell, girl; you the one TELLIN' most of 'em!!!   :-) :popcorn: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Maxiest on January 12, 2014, 05:05:04 PM
I am the teenager that laughs at every dirty joke.    :naughty:

True
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: seahorse513 on January 12, 2014, 05:38:11 PM
I am the resident cutiepatootie!!!
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Gina on January 12, 2014, 05:44:28 PM
Hell, girl; you the one TELLIN' most of 'em!!!   :-) :popcorn: :fuelfire:

Thought that might be overlooked  :whistling:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: MrsSmith on January 12, 2014, 05:55:52 PM
I'm the one that makes smart aleck comments most of the time, and argues Christianity...um...way too much?   :p
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 06:06:38 PM
I'm the one that makes smart aleck comments most of the time, and argues Christianity...um...way too much?   :p

Not too much. It's an important job. You represent Christian conservatism - and you do it well.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Maxiest on January 12, 2014, 06:10:52 PM
Not too much. It's an important job. You represent Christian conservatism - and you do it well.

Agreed.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 07:48:15 PM
It's no secret.

Pie and boobiez!

So, if there is pie on boobies or boobies in pie, you are really happy.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 07:51:39 PM
I am the resident cutiepatootie!!!

In my neck of the woods, patoot = ass. So, that means you are the CC member whose job it is to have a cute ass?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 07:55:35 PM
So, if there is pie on boobies or boobies in pie, you are really happy.

Yes.

Bacon, pie, boobiez, and beer (in any order) are the Big Four at CC. Some of our happiest times have been spent discussing the various permutations.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: seahorse513 on January 12, 2014, 07:57:35 PM
In my neck of the woods, patoot = ass. So, that means you are the CC member whose job it is to have a cute ass?
Good thing you said have a cute ass, not be a cute ass... :-) though I can be a pain in the ass... :whistling:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 08:02:24 PM
Good thing you said have a cute ass, not be a cute ass... :-) though I can be a pain in the ass... :whistling:

Which may have an interesting link to the internet dating thread. :tongue:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: JLO on January 12, 2014, 08:06:31 PM
Are there any CC job openings?  I'm looking for a job.   Hope to receive a positive response to my application.   :whistling:

If not, I could just stay a happy Retired Gal Friday.    :-)

Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: longview on January 12, 2014, 08:21:09 PM
I may be the resident "hick from the sticks" and my contribution here is most often boosting the numbers of members online by 1.

I'm as slow to talk in real life as I am to get into a conversation on here.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: RobJohnson on January 13, 2014, 12:42:03 AM
Once I am a member in good standing I will let you know.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Airwolf on January 13, 2014, 12:52:08 AM
I'd like to think I'm like this guy to all of DU

(http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Gunnery-Sergeant-Hartman.jpg)

But I'm probably more like this.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-koVVOhTQqsg/Tw0fHSUu5xI/AAAAAAAAJU0/rEgAgwm0Hy0/s400/Animal%2Bdrums.jpg)

this is what happens when the sex and booze crowd hardly shows up anymore
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: RobJohnson on January 13, 2014, 01:56:07 AM
this is what happens when the sex and booze crowd hardly shows up anymore

 :-)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 13, 2014, 04:28:24 AM
Once I am a member in good standing I will let you know.

The forum rebel ?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Maxiest on January 13, 2014, 08:01:05 AM
I guess I have thought of my job description a little bit.

I am the sarcastic hypocrisy pointer outer.  I often do this by going into DUmode.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 13, 2014, 08:50:06 AM
I thought about this a bit, and the only thing I can come up with is this:

Every group needs a Murdock. Thats me.

Noting odd connections that most might not make, because they're odd, with a dash of BBQ added into the mix.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-RSNP2VxjLk/SkkBdwXYrJI/AAAAAAAADGM/D7o_pkbKCmo/s320/ATEAM-3.bmp)


CMD







Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Wineslob on January 13, 2014, 09:25:35 AM
Post Whore
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Maxiest on January 13, 2014, 09:27:29 AM
Post Whore

 :hyper:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: wasp69 on January 13, 2014, 09:43:37 AM
I thought about this a bit, and the only thing I can come up with is this:

Every group needs a Murdock. Thats me.

Noting odd connections that most might not make, because they're odd, with a dash of BBQ added into the mix.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-RSNP2VxjLk/SkkBdwXYrJI/AAAAAAAADGM/D7o_pkbKCmo/s320/ATEAM-3.bmp)


CMD

You're vesta?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: wasp69 on January 13, 2014, 09:59:42 AM
I have seen you cut through the BS and hazy propaganda of DUmmies, and libs.
Maybe your CC job is BS cutter ?

I think you have a decided and obvious talent toward the direct, no bullshit, destruction of libtard arguments.

Awww, thanks, guys.  I suppose I do have a bit of a talent for that.   :-)

I bet if there was a Marine around he'd be able to tell you what your role is!  :-)

Oy vey....  Does your CO know you are no longer under his desk?   :tongue:

Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: njpines on January 13, 2014, 10:20:03 AM
Give all you southerners someone from NJ at which to point and laugh??   :-)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: IassaFTots on January 13, 2014, 10:47:22 AM
Give all you southerners someone from NJ at which to point and laugh??   :-)

Well there's that....... :-)   I kid!  I kid!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Maxiest on January 13, 2014, 10:48:34 AM
Give all you southerners someone from NJ at which to point and laugh??   :-)

We like good looking yankees.  As long as they know their place.   :fuelfire:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Chris_ on January 13, 2014, 11:23:24 AM
Interesting premise for a thread.  I have no idea what my role here is...
Chief bubble-gum chewer. :whistling:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: wasp69 on January 13, 2014, 11:30:31 AM
Chief bubble-gum chewer. :whistling:

If only I could figure out where I left it...
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 13, 2014, 11:34:35 AM
If only I could figure out where I left it...

Check the bed post.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: thundley4 on January 13, 2014, 11:40:15 AM
Perpetually unemployed.  :rofl:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: wasp69 on January 13, 2014, 11:46:53 AM
Check the bed post.

No, no...  That one has already lost its flavor.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 13, 2014, 11:51:31 AM
No, no...  That one has already lost its flavor.

Our age is showing....sad.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: wasp69 on January 13, 2014, 11:52:09 AM
Our age is showing....sad.

Indeed....   :old:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 13, 2014, 03:48:22 PM
Indeed....   :old:

As long as our age doesn't show... mad
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: formerlurker on January 13, 2014, 05:00:15 PM
Proud Masshole RINO who speaks her mind and doesn't give a flying fig what anyone thinks about her...

F%^& Peyton Manning.

 :-)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 13, 2014, 05:18:19 PM
Indeed....   :old:

In word and deed ?
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: biersmythe on January 13, 2014, 10:34:02 PM
Yes.

Bacon, pie, boobiez, and beer (in any order) are the Big Four at CC. Some of our happiest times have been spent discussing the various permutations.

AH yeppers!
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: BattleHymn on January 14, 2014, 12:38:48 AM
I'm pretty good with a shovel.


Oh, and I also like to laugh at Chris complaining about his cars/house/job.  :-)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 14, 2014, 05:30:37 AM
Proud Masshole RINO who speaks her mind and doesn't give a flying fig what anyone thinks about her...

F%^& Peyton Manning.

 :-)

You must really like Peyton Manning to want to do that with him. :-)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: txradioguy on January 14, 2014, 06:16:22 AM
If only I could figure out where I left it...

Under your CPO's desk :) :rimshot:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Big Dog on January 14, 2014, 06:56:08 AM
I'm pretty good with a shovel.

The ability to shoot, shovel, and shut the hell up is very important!
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: formerlurker on January 14, 2014, 07:26:56 AM
You must really like Peyton Manning to want to do that with him. :-)

Biggest fan for sure.

Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: wasp69 on January 14, 2014, 08:22:20 AM
Under your CPO's desk :) :rimshot:

 :lmao:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Wineslob on January 14, 2014, 09:13:26 AM
:hyper:


 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on January 14, 2014, 01:57:28 PM
As a relatively new member and I (think) in good standing, I would say my CC job title is roadie. Not up there on the stage with the majority of you rockstars, but waiting behind the scenes for when I am needed.

 I have to admit, sometimes seeing the stupidity of the DUches gets me livid, but as thumper said 'If you can't say anything nice..... don't say nothing at all'! Something most of the DUches could stand to learn.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 14, 2014, 03:44:00 PM
As a relatively new member and I (think) in good standing, I would say my CC job title is roadie. Not up there on the stage with the majority of you rockstars, but waiting behind the scenes for when I am needed.

 I have to admit, sometimes seeing the stupidity of the DUches gets me livid, but as thumper said 'If you can't say anything nice..... don't say nothing at all'! Something most of the DUches could stand to learn.

If we adopted that policy with DUmmies, much of the forum would evaporate.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 14, 2014, 04:08:55 PM
Heckler of DUmmies.  Diebold designated accountant to verify "DUmmy of the Year" votes.  General smart ass.

And then again, there is my signature line.  I didn't nominate myself or vote on it, but apparently won at both the Cave and CU.
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 14, 2014, 09:01:49 PM
^No one thanked you and coach for all your hard work on DOTY this year. As well as the accompanying award. Thank you !

How dare they ?



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Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 14, 2014, 11:41:21 PM
^No one thanked you and coach for all your hard work on DOTY this year. As well as the accompanying award. Thank you !

How dare they ?



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Mega ditto (my last one)
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 15, 2014, 01:02:31 PM
^No one thanked you and coach for all your hard work on DOTY this year. As well as the accompanying award. Thank you !

How dare they ?



edit +

It is a labor of love to take care of the balloting.  Having done the write-ups of the top 10 DUmmies in years past, I know how difficult it is for Frank to compile them.  He was the real soldier in this effort.

Thanks to everyone who voted. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: biersmythe on January 21, 2014, 10:12:32 PM
I'm pretty good with a shovel.


Oh, and I also like to laugh at Chris complaining about his cars/house/job.  :-)

Shhh! He might stop posting...  :rotf:
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: obumazombie on January 22, 2014, 12:34:02 PM
This went to 11 pages in no time. I hope it keeps going !
Title: Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 22, 2014, 12:49:02 PM
Mega ditto (my last one)

I don't believe you.  :-)