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Title: It’s so cold an escaped prisoner turned himself in
Post by: bijou on January 07, 2014, 02:57:27 PM
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FRANKFORT, Ky. — Just how cold is it in Kentucky? Apparently cold enough for an escaped prisoner to decide to turn himself in.

Authorities say the inmate escaped from a minimum security facility in Lexington on Sunday. As temperatures dropped into the low single digits Monday, they say he walked into a motel and asked the clerk to call police.
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Department of Corrections spokeswoman Lisa Lamb says Vick would have been dressed in prison-issued khaki pants, a shirt and a jacket when he escaped. Wind chill readings were 20 below zero Monday in Lexington.
link (http://nypost.com/2014/01/07/cops-fugitive-prisoner-turns-self-in-to-escape-polar-vortex/)
Title: Re: It’s so cold an escaped prisoner turned himself in
Post by: Bad Dog on January 07, 2014, 03:31:27 PM
Quote from: bijou on January 07, 2014, 02:57:27 PM
link (http://nypost.com/2014/01/07/cops-fugitive-prisoner-turns-self-in-to-escape-polar-vortex/)

Pi$$ Poor Prior Planning.
Title: Re: It’s so cold an escaped prisoner turned himself in
Post by: obumazombie on January 07, 2014, 05:14:09 PM
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 07, 2014, 03:31:27 PM
Pi$$ Poor Prior Planning.
Performance preventer.
Title: Re: It’s so cold an escaped prisoner turned himself in
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 07, 2014, 05:17:09 PM
Wouldn't this be comparable to Otis the drunk putting himself in jail in Mayberry?
Title: Re: It’s so cold an escaped prisoner turned himself in
Post by: liana on January 08, 2014, 03:25:58 PM
 There was a reason why this bozo leach was in jail to begin with. The cold prevented him from properly leaching, so he chose the next best thing.

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