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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on January 07, 2014, 11:13:19 AM
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The CalPig under the knife!
Maybe while they're at it they can remove the obstruction that prevents her mouth from closing.
Tue Jan 7, 2014, 10:37 AM
Star Member nolabear (17,402 posts)
Big Vibes for California Peggy's Shoulder Surgery Today.
Be strong, girl!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024292845
"Shoulder surgery" my ass. It's a boob job.
Trying to attract more aching seed.
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Maybe they'll get the Adam's Apple this time.
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Maybe as she goes under the anesthesia, it'll occur to her the role she played in the worthless freeloading bum, the Wiley50 primitive's, premature death, from exposure on the beach near where she lives.
He'd asked her for a place to stay--in her house, he could've used a bedroom and never even been noticed--and she walked away from him.
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The CalPig under the knife!
Maybe while they're at it they can remove the obstruction that prevents her mouth from closing.http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024292845
"Shoulder surgery" my ass. It's a boob job.
Trying to attract more aching seed.
Maybe she has a torn labrum from trying to jerk her husband's schween into position. She's at least a double-bagger, so I reckon it takes a truckload of Viagra, a few Samantha Strong DVDs, and some top-shelf butter churning just to coax some of that aching seed from his sack.
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:rotf: Oh my God, you are so bad.
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Maybe they'll get the Adam's Apple this time.
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:rofl:
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May her surgeon be a drunk with Parkinsons...
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:rotf: Oh my God, you are so bad.
His strength is the strength of ten because his mind is in the gutter.
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Don't give Samantha Strong a bad name. :mad:
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Don't give Samantha Strong a bad name. :mad:
No, just think of it...CalPig's husband with the Van Dyke beard keeps an old VHS player in the guest room and a cache of grainy old Savannah and Madison scenes, copied onto cheap Walgreen's tapes on SLP mode
to fit in six full hours of big-haired, purple-skinned skanks, behind the Christmas decorations in the garage. When CalPig goes out to warble her paeans to the majesty of his wang, he dashes downstairs and yanks out a tape,
ANY tape, and scrams back in. He cues up one of his favorite scenes and imagines his wife Peg has hair and no Adam's Apple, and from there he takes a long stroll down Main Street in Faptown, USA.
"Why is the carpet stiff in this one little place?" Peg wonders when she cleans the guest room. He must have had a treat in here that dripped, she imagines. A treat indeed.
Trust me, Samantha Strong and the coterie of late 80's and early 90's porn starlets have helped many a middle-aged man cope with the onus of an ugly wife in the 2010s.
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Maybe they'll get the Adam's Apple this time..
First thing that came to my mind. :-)
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First thing that came to my mind. :-)
I think they are re-attaching its penis.
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Hope her hospital isn't infested with bugs.
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Too bad it isn't an obsidian one, wielded by a devoutly religious doctor who only speaks Nahuatl.
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Things are going well, I hear....
(http://moderncrisis.com/knoxgardner/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/Pig-Butchering-Instructions.jpg)
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You guys are BRUTAL.................... :lmao:
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h309/Jangort/animated%20GIFs/MK/ScorpionBrutalityPart2.gif)
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Update (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018549820)
Lionel Mandrake (3,184 posts)
CaliforniaPeggy is doing fine.
The surgeon said everything went well. She had a nerve block and is feeling no pain. She's waiting in the recovery area for a hospital room to become available. Meanwhile, all she wants to do is sleep.
Thank you all for your kind thoughts and words.
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Lionel Mandrake (3,184 posts)
CaliforniaPeggy is doing fine.
It's Mr. CalPig himself!!
Owner and operator of the aching seed!
The inspiration for blink, blink, blink, blink!!
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That poor poor...knife.
CMD
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Good luck to CalPig. I hope her sex change operation goes better than the last.
:cheersmate:
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Good luck to CalPig. I hope her sex change operation goes better than the last.
They're just trimming up some loose ends.
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They're just trimming up some loose ends.
CalPig was not a handsome man to begin with ( I do not know him, I am just taking a guess). Plastic surgeons are good, but they can not perform miracles :-)
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That poor poor...knife.
CMD
Think of the eyes of the OR staff! :runaway: :o :hammer:
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Think of the eyes of the OR staff! :runaway: :o :hammer:
Indeed. I hope they sterilize the knife (if it could talk it would thank them) before using it to stab their own eyes out.
CMD
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:rotf:
Peg herself has posted a post-op update:
Wed Jan 8, 2014, 06:40 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (107,430 posts)
Hey, everybody...
I seem to have survived!
And except for some unfortunate post-anesthesia nausea/vomiting, I am doing well...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018550539
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Let the bug infestation begin!
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And except for some unfortunate post-anesthesia nausea/vomiting, I am doing well...
And that's from the doctors and nurses.
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And except for some unfortunate post-anesthesia nausea/vomiting, I am doing well...
And that's from the doctors and nurses.
I thought she might have read some of her own poetry.
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSqyQMmsPKc[/youtube]
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Cal Piggy is going home!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018551134)
CaliforniaPeggy (107,437 posts)
I'm Going Home!
My terrific doctor was just here and I told him I want to go home. He said yes!
So here we are.
My husband
My computer
My bed
My home
AHHH...
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She managed to comment on the leather coat-meant-for-a-poor-person thread. Nobody remarked, BTW, about the intended use of the coat; one person managed to say "Leather, yuck!" Aren't they sweet.
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She managed to comment on the leather coat-meant-for-a-poor-person thread. Nobody remarked, BTW, about the intended use of the coat; one person managed to say "Leather, yuck!" Aren't they sweet.
Leather, yuck! :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :hammer: