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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on June 27, 2008, 12:42:54 PM
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Michigan Man Accused Of Fork, Chicken Attacks
(AP) A man was accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and assaulting a second woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken.
Frederick Duane McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, was arraigned Wednesday in 12th District Court in Jackson. He faces two felony assault charges as well as one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer.
Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother in the back of the neck with a fork Monday night.
About an hour later, he hit a woman in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken. They had exchanged rude words while he rode his bicycle. She needed five surgical staples to close her wound.
MORE (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/26/ap/strange/main4214137.shtml)
One more DUmmie of the 'net for a while. :mental:
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Michigan Man Accused Of Fork, Chicken Attacks
(AP) A man was accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and assaulting a second woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken.
Frederick Duane McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, was arraigned Wednesday in 12th District Court in Jackson. He faces two felony assault charges as well as one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer.
Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother in the back of the neck with a fork Monday night.
About an hour later, he hit a woman in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken. They had exchanged rude words while he rode his bicycle. She needed five surgical staples to close her wound.
MORE (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/26/ap/strange/main4214137.shtml)
One more DUmmie of the 'net for a while. :mental:
HEY! I was having a bad day! :hammer: :-)
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Interesting, a two pronged attack. :-)
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Interesting, a two pronged attack. :-)
I see he only likes to beat up on umm chicks :o :-)
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He'll do some time in the stir for this fowl deed!
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I bet he'll fork over a lot of money in fines for this. :-)
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I bet he'll fork over a lot of money in fines for this. :-)
You gotta watch out for those random fork n' chicken attacks.
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I bet he'll fork over a lot of money in fines for this. :-)
...and then may spend tine in jail.
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When you ban frozen chickens then only criminals will be able to make home made chicken soup.