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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Dori on January 04, 2014, 11:49:27 AM
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WilliamPitt (56,032 posts)
Dude, what are you doing? You can't give your son a baby doll. That's a girl's toy!
Doll cartoon attached
Skidmore (30,465 posts)
2. Chuckling because I have a grandson who
would combine parts of the fairy princess costume with superhero garb and carry his doll around ready to protect it with lightsaber and holstered magic wand. His little sister, until she decided she wants to be a veterinarian when she grows up, used to tell everyone she wanted to be a daddy when she is a big person.
riverbendviewgal (2,966 posts)
3. my son had a Mattel Biffy Bean Boy Doll
He played and slept with it until he went on to have his own GI Joe doll. He grew up to be a guys guy, who loved to watch and play sports. All the girls loved him. He was a caring and loving young man who wanted to have a bunch of kids. Sadly he died of a brain tumour at 26 the year he was to marry a wonderful young woman.
I remember all his little boy playmates played with dolls while young.Thankfully they all had enlightenment parents who did not keep their sons from learning nurturing.
I would never be judgemental of a child's choice in toys....
but I had two boys and two girls. I don't remember my boys ever showing an interest in their sisters' dolls, other than to remove their heads or hide them. They did like male action figures, guns, and cars. One did sleep with a bear until he was about two.
Guess I wasn't enlightened enough as a parent.
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I'm reasonably sure, Pittstain plays with "dolls". :naughty: :whistling:
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I'm reasonably sure, Pittstain plays with "dolls".
But not those busty Barbie dolls.
Pitt's desires lie earlier in the development cycle.
That became evident when he was blacklisted from substitute-teaching middle schoolers a few years ago.
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lshobg1Wt2M[/youtube]
Somebody here posted this a few weeks back. I'm shamelessly reposting it, because it's perfect for this thread.
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But not those busty Barbie dolls.
Pitt's desires lie earlier in the development cycle.
That became evident when he was blacklisted from substitute-teaching middle schoolers a few years ago.
This is more the PittStain's speed...
[youtube=425,350]www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVhTo4IarNg[/youtube]
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But not those busty Barbie dolls.
Pitt's desires lie earlier in the development cycle.
That became evident when he was blacklisted from substitute-teaching middle schoolers a few years ago.
I'll bet old Pittstain and Omaha Steve could have some enlightening conversations about what they find so fascinating about the per-pubescent female body.
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I'm a little embarrassed to admit this but when my son was growing up (he's now 28), I wouldn't let him have toy guns because I thought that would lead to him becoming some sort of serial killer, and I bought him a doll made just for boys. It was called "My Buddy." I didn't realize my parenting style had a name - wussification (aka liberalism).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Buddy_(doll)
That was before I became enlightened to conservatism about 15 to 20 years ago. Thank God my early beliefs didn't ruin my son for life. He's definitely not wussified and he just bought his first gun. Oh, and he's financially independent and has been so for many years.
So go ahead - BS away for my early parenting transgressions. :rofl:
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I would have given you a BS if you bought him Kid Sister. :-)
Man, I hated those commercials.
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So go ahead - BS away for my early parenting transgressions. :rofl:
You are just fishing (or phshing) for BSs. I guess I would be too with that pitiful count. At any rate, BS denied.
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I'm a little embarrassed to admit this but when my son was growing up (he's now 28), I wouldn't let him have toy guns because I thought that would lead to him becoming some sort of serial killer, and I bought him a doll made just for boys. It was called "My Buddy." I didn't realize my parenting style had a name - wussification (aka liberalism).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Buddy_(doll)
That was before I became enlightened to conservatism about 15 to 20 years ago. Thank God my early beliefs didn't ruin my son for life. He's definitely not wussified and he just bought his first gun. Oh, and he's financially independent and has been so for many years.
So go ahead - BS away for my early parenting transgressions. :rofl:
Lol
I didn't have any brothers, so raising boys was quite a novelty for me. My oldest boy didn't play with dolls, but he did pretend to iron with his sisters toy ironing board. What's funny, is today he can iron shirts better than me, and I've had a lot of experience with that. :)
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I would have given you a BS if you bought him Kid Sister. :-)
Man, I hated those commercials.
Oh hell, naw.
Yeah, I hated those things. The commercials were awful.
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Oh hell, naw.
Yeah, I hated those things. The commercials were awful.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5C0fjxaGV4[/youtube]
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H-5! I knew I had seen pajama boy somewhere before.
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I had toy guns, plastic army men, played army, and only looked at Barbie to see what was under her dress. I turned out OK.
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I had toy guns, plastic army men, played army, and only looked at Barbie to see what was under her dress. I turned out OK.
You get your Man Card if you can tell us what was under the dress. :whistling:
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You get your Man Card if you can tell us what was under the dress. :whistling:
Same as pajama boy.
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You get your Man Card if you can tell us what was under the dress. :whistling:
For years he thought the girly parts were all called: Mattel
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For years he thought the girly parts were all called: Mattel
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Many years ago I was packing a Christmas box for hubby that was on a Sub over the holidays.
For those that do not know Bubble Heads, they are a different breed of men, smart and have a strange sense of humor.
I found a few little windup robots that could walk down the floors and desk tops and as a last present I found a small Teddy bear with a wind up music box that played Rock A By Baby..
When he returned from Patrol I asked where the bear was. Whale shit he said.
Seems he for the first few days carried the bear in his Poopie Suit, he often had long conversations with the bear and the crew mates got up to no good by one day kidnapping the bear. The Ransom for the bear was never told to me, but from what I heard he searched everywhere on the boat for his Buddy.
Occasionally some one would wind up the bear and play the music over the intercom and sent him into another part of the boat to rescue his Pal.
My self I believe the skipper had the bear and used it to keep up moral. Hard to be on the Blue Crew that meant being out over the important holidays from November to February.
Seems he finally found his bear stuffed somewhere and refused to let go of it. Then the dreaded announcement over the intercom, ###### bring your bear to the bridge, some kind of court marshal took place and bear was deemed to be a spy and sentenced to be blown out the torpedo tubes.
These bubble heads NEED some kind of distraction, a funeral was held and the bear went out playing its heart out.
He often wondered if a Russian fast attack picked up the music on their radios and what they thought was going on.
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Cute story Vesta :-)
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)Sat Jan 4, 2014, 08:25 AM
Star Member Skidmore (30,473 posts)
2. Chuckling because I have a grandson who
would combine parts of the fairy princess costume with superhero garb and carry his doll around ready to protect it with lightsaber and holstered magic wand. His little sister, until she decided she wants to be a veterinarian when she grows up, used to tell everyone she wanted to be a daddy when she is a big person.
Doesn't ring true--too many details. Skidmore's state of denial about his fruity grandson is starting to crack. Your grandson plays with dolls, we don't need to hear all the details you made up to rationalize it.
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You do deserve a BS. I looked up Eupher* and gave it to him instead. He can be your proxy.
*Hey Euph. Don't want you to get too far over that 50-50 ratio.
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I'd ask Santa for Hot Wheels, Tonkas, footballs, dartboards, strategy games, etc., but the goodies I requested were always on my brother's side of the tree on Christmas morning, much to my dismay. Brother asked Santa for Dolls, Easy Bake Ovens, Candyland, and the like that I detested. Brother and I were convinced that our parents were mistaken about which side of the tree was whose. To my parent's consternation, we would trade our Santa booty every year.
Brother is pretty much worthless. He got his first job at the age of 42. Enough said.
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WHAT???? No DUmmie menz talking about playing with their blow up dolls?
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Brother is pretty much worthless. He got his first job at the age of 42. Enough said.
Wow.
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I'd ask Santa for Hot Wheels, Tonkas, footballs, dartboards, strategy games, etc., but the goodies I requested were always on my brother's side of the tree on Christmas morning, much to my dismay. Brother asked Santa for Dolls, Easy Bake Ovens, Candyland, and the like that I detested. Brother and I were convinced that our parents were mistaken about which side of the tree was whose. To my parent's consternation, we would trade our Santa booty every year.
Brother is pretty much worthless. He got his first job at the age of 42. Enough said.
Be careful not to give out too much personal information here--they say there are stalkers who might reveal your true identity:
Maya Kassandra Soetoro-Ng is the maternal half-sister of Barack Obama, who is the 44th and current President of the United States. She was previously a high school history teacher and university instructor in Hawaii
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Soetoro-Ng
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WHAT???? No DUmmie menz talking about playing with their blow up dolls?
Those aren't dolls. They are Action Figures!
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Those aren't dolls. They are Action Figures!
You're probably right....they would put forth more effort than a DUmmie menz.
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Be careful not to give out too much personal information here--they say there are stalkers who might reveal your true identity:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Soetoro-Ng
Good point. There probably aren't that many people that have a brother that got their first job at 42 out there. Hopefully.
Thanks for the head's up.
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My brothers and I would put a GI Joe in his Jeep with a lit firecracker under its ass and roll it down a embankment.
We used a M-80 one time, blew one of Joe's legs off and split the Jeep in half.
What can I say, we were "rednecks-in-training"! :lmao:
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Good point. There probably aren't that many people that have a brother that got their first job at 42 out there. Hopefully.
Thanks for the head's up.
Why didn't you tell us you're related to The Boy King?
:fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
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Why didn't you tell us you're related to The Boy King(Piss Be Upon Him)?
:fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
BS'ed because you forgot the proper honorific for Teh Holy WON of ShitCago. :cheers1:
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This thread reminds me of the scene in Spaceballs were Col. Sanders catches Dark Helmet playing with his toys.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMxTFqPET5I[/youtube]
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Oh no.
Response to ScreamingMeemie (Reply #29)
Sat Jan 4, 2014, 12:17 PM
Star Member Atman (26,962 posts)
38. He also had a "My Buddy" doll.
It was an almost-lifesize doll. Actually kind of creepy, but he and his brother played with him all the time. Made me think of Chucky...but they didn't seem to mind.
Trav, I don't know how you could stand to have that thing in the house. :panic: :lmao:
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I had a my buddy, and for some reason like stuffed animals.
I also had the GI. Joes, Guts, Micro Machines, I collected Match Box cars.
Guts:
(http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0787/6.jpg)
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Why didn't you tell us you're related to The Boy King?
:fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
Ha! :hammer: Brother dear now pays taxes. He is no longer DUmmie material. :P
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Oh no.
Trav, I don't know how you could stand to have that thing in the house. :panic: :lmao:
LOL. I also may or may not have purchased a Puffalump for him.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffalump