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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on January 03, 2014, 08:33:43 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018545912
How does this guy wipe his ass without help?
Star Member Kingofalldems (12,375 posts) Thu Jan 2, 2014, 01:46 PM
I am on the phone with a caller claiming to be
from Microsoft. They have me going through my computer looking for malware Is this a scam?
Star Member Wounded Bear (4,331 posts) Thu Jan 2, 2014, 01:48 PM
1. Yes, almost certainly...nt
Star Member pinboy3niner (32,738 posts) Thu Jan 2, 2014, 01:48 PM
2. Scam. nt
Star Member Tobin S. (6,304 posts) Thu Jan 2, 2014, 01:48 PM
3. Maybe. Did they call you?
If so, hang up.
Star Member elleng (44,183 posts) Thu Jan 2, 2014, 01:50 PM
4. HANG UP.
The elleng primitive is always happy to help out the mentally deranged primitives with advice. Apparently it also works in dealing with really, really stupid primitives.
leftyohiolib (4,308 posts) Thu Jan 2, 2014, 01:52 PM
5. omg hang up
Star Member Kingofalldems (12,375 posts) Thu Jan 2, 2014, 01:53 PM
6. Thanks, just did.
Call came from India. They had me hitting the windows key to call up errors. The operator exclaimed 'Oh my God!' when I read the number of 'errors' at the top of this chart that came up.
So this DUmbass was on the phone, by my count, at least seven minutes. What an idiot.
Star Member NightWatcher (22,832 posts) Thu Jan 2, 2014, 02:05 PM
7. Does the plumber call you when your toilet backs up?
Or is it vice versa?
If you had a problem, why would they call you?
I'm amazed at the numbers of people who fall for scams.
You shouldn't be. Look who you associate with.
nadinbrzezinski (128,685 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 01:18 AM
19. Yes
It is a scam Microsoft does not do this.
The bald dwarf chimes in. A day late, but not a dullard short.
Star Member Locut0s (5,189 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 01:11 AM
16. Hang up!....
It's a common scam. Don't give them any information!
I dicked around with them last time they called me. Eventually they hung up in me lol.
What is LocoNuts trying to tell us here? What does "they hung up in me" mean?
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018545912
What is LocoNuts trying to tell us here? What does "they hung up in me" mean?
Loconuts -----> "I dicked around with them last time they called me. Eventually they hung up in me lol."
I think it's a poofter thing. It might also help explain why they don't need to wipe their own a$$.
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Kingofalldems is an idiot on virtually everything. He also reads over here.
KOAD, I am not surprised you fell for a scam. You deserve to be severely beaten for falsely believing you're smart.
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Hey DUmmie, have your CC # ready and bank account info handy. They will be asking for it soon.. plus free shipping!
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Uh...do they need to go so far as to ask if you shop at target with a credit card?
CMD
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What is LocoNuts trying to tell us here? What does "they hung up in me" mean?
That he's SOOOOOOO STUPID (how stupid is he?), scammers instantly know when he's talking out his ass.
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:lmao: I got that scam call about two months ago. It was funny.
I don't recall how long I kept the idiot on the phone. It was a while. :rotf:
He finally figured out I knew it was a scam, and hung up.
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Star Member Locut0s (5,189 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 01:11 AM
I dicked around with them last time they called me. Eventually they hung up in me lol.
Wow. LocoPuffs has a sex life after all.
(http://www.surfingnosara.com/blog/uploaded_images/dogs-stuck-together-703155.jpg)
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Never forget these people are the best and brightest in the world, don't believe me? Just ask em.
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This is a dog whistle. Here is what they are REALLY talking about!
Star Member Kingofalldems (12,375 posts) Thu Jan 2, 2014, 01:46 PM
I am on the phone with a caller claiming to be
from Obamacare. I've given him all my personal information, bank accts, and credit card numbers. I've registered to vote in 6 different states. Is this a scam?
Star Member Wounded Bear (4,331 posts) Thu Jan 2, 2014, 01:48 PM
1. Relax. It's the real thing.
and a far better deal than your previous crappy insurance. Just give them everything they want and stop worrying.
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This is a dog whistle. Here is what they are REALLY talking about!
Nicely done, old boy. :lmao: :cheersmate:
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Star Member Wounded Bear (4,331 posts) Thu Jan 2, 2014, 01:48 PM
1. Relax. Just give them everything they want and stop worrying.
Yeah, thats what you assclowns say people should do in the case of all armed robberies.
CMD
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I used to wonder who kept sending those fake Nigerian princes their life savings.
Now we know.
Then again, they just got done calling this guy too:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_hhLkom1cU[/youtube]