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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on January 03, 2014, 03:44:56 PM

Title: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: dutch508 on January 03, 2014, 03:44:56 PM
Yeah, I bet you ****ers wouldn't think I'd wish these two the best of luck, but I am.

All the best and good luck in the future!

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bvar22 (32,725 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024272423

On Christmas Eve, I asked DU member Starkraven to Marry Me. She said "YES!"
I was surprisingly nervous.
I am 63, and have never asked anyone to Marry Me before.

We have both been members here since the dark days after Bush v Gore in early 2001.
She chooses not to post, but reads DU almost daily.

We met in St Paul, Minnesota in 1999,
and have lived together in a committed relationship since 2000.
Though I refer to Starkraven as "My Wife" on the pages of DU,
we have never been officially "Married".
That will change shortly.

The Time, Place, and Type of the ceremony is her decision,
though it will probably be small and informal,
maybe under the Triple Oaks in our front yard by a local JP.

Do you think we may be Rushing Things?

Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: Bad Dog on January 03, 2014, 03:53:11 PM
Reserving best wishes.  Anybody know bvar#'s approximate gender?
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: Chris_ on January 03, 2014, 03:55:51 PM
You should buy bvarnumbers a dictionary for the wedding.  He/she/it is confused about capitalization and what it's used for.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: Dori on January 03, 2014, 03:58:10 PM
Reserving best wishes.  Anybody know bvar#'s approximate gender?

According to his journal, male.

Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: chitownchica on January 03, 2014, 04:03:40 PM
I kinda like the Bvar primitive.  I enjoy seeing the pictures of his garden in NE Arkansas.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: Bad Dog on January 03, 2014, 04:04:54 PM
According to his journal, male.



Best wishes sent.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: obumazombie on January 03, 2014, 04:25:52 PM
Hmmm, a Dummie who never posts. Let me cogitate on that for a bit.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 03, 2014, 04:59:00 PM
Quote from: DUmmie bvar22
We met in St Paul, Minnesota in 1999, and have lived together in a committed relationship since 2000. Though I refer to Starkraven as "My Wife" on the pages of DU, we have never been officially "Married".

Well, if you weren't married, then it wasn't much of a "committed relationship." Marriage IS the committed relationship. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that ring.

In any case, bvar22, finally you're coming to your senses and are going to make an honest woman out of her. Congrats! All the best!
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 03, 2014, 05:07:49 PM
Thank God they're too old to breed.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 03, 2014, 05:23:32 PM
I wish them so much happiness with each other that they forget their hatred of America.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 03, 2014, 06:36:13 PM
I'll join in in the congrats to them.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: Freeper on January 03, 2014, 06:54:23 PM
**** em, they are DUmmies and deserve nothing but misery.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: jukin on January 03, 2014, 07:17:35 PM
I hope that they do not procreate for both Mother Gia and for the child's sake.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: thundley4 on January 03, 2014, 07:22:00 PM
May they continue to prosper like the rest of the country has done in the brighter days of "Lightbringer Obama". and never be miserable like we were under President Bush.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: DefiantSix on January 03, 2014, 08:11:08 PM
May they continue to prosper like the rest of the country has done in the brighter days of "Lightbringer Obama". and never be miserable like we were under President Bush.

 :bwah: :evil:
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: FlaGator on January 04, 2014, 08:33:56 AM
Reserving best wishes.  Anybody know bvar#'s approximate gender?

This is 2014, what does gender have to do with marriage?
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: Freeper on January 04, 2014, 08:35:36 AM
This is 2014, what does gender have to do with marriage?

And what does gender have to do with chromosomes? We all get to pick our gender now.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: hillneck on January 04, 2014, 08:45:42 AM
If nothing else, the primitives are easier to keep an eye on when they are together.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 04, 2014, 09:54:18 AM
In any case, bvar22, finally you're coming to your senses and are going to make an honest woman out of her. Congrats! All the best!

DU member and honest? Oxymoron.

Further that could only be true if Starkraven was a woman. Sorry, but with DU: I have my doubts.
"DU: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
    ―Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: Aristotelian on January 04, 2014, 10:35:20 AM
Congratulations to the newly-engaged, and best wishes for a long and happy marriage.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: GOP Congress on January 04, 2014, 01:16:37 PM
What? Two straight people marrying each other??

One would assume the DUmp would be in an uproar unless one of DUmpmonkeys gets a sex change. Then they can have a DU-approved "marriage."
Title: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: Freeper on January 04, 2014, 03:41:25 PM
What? Two straight people marrying each other??

One would assume the DUmp would be in an uproar unless one of DUmpmonkeys gets a sex change. Then they can have a DU-approved "marriage."

They are homophobic because they won't marry someone of the same sex.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 04, 2014, 05:34:45 PM
It's the DUmp.

At least one of the happy couple has had dickofamee or addadictomy surgery.

On Medicaid.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: Bad Dog on January 04, 2014, 05:39:11 PM
It's the DUmp.

At least one of the happy couple has had dickofamee or addadictomy surgery.

On Medicaid.

Wouldn't it be grand if it were both.  They would be celebreties at the DUmp.
Title: Re: Congrats to bvar# and Starkraven!
Post by: lastparker on January 04, 2014, 08:32:31 PM
Thank God they're too old to breed.

H5!