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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: HRMjustin on January 03, 2014, 01:32:33 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018546437
Apparently he thinks you are all idiots.
I know better.
hrmjustin (25,128 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 02:06 AM
to the people of the conservative cave the new member HRMjustin is not me.
Sorry but you are being played.
My fellow hosts if you need to lock go ahead but give them time to see it.
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Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us. Matthew 1:23
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MrScorpio (58,073 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 05:27 AM
1. I guess they think it's funny
They might as well give all of themselves DUers names
^^^ :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
:jugs: :yahoo: (22,124 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 05:43 AM
2. Justin thinks it's Library Girl
the repeat troll. I'm thinking not. I'm thinking it is someone on DU who has it out for Justin. But really, of all people to have it out for. He's about the sweetest person on the site. Okay, I may be biased because I adore him, but still.
:jugs: :yahoo: (22,124 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 05:46 AM
3. Since we're talking to the cavers
I just want to say you all totally wasted your votes in awarding me number 5 top DUmmie. That is evident by the fact that thread got about the lowest number of responses of any of the awards, and even then many were guessing who the top four should be. Face it guys, picking award winners on bra size just isn't smart. As one of your more cogent female members observed, I offer virtually no entertainment value for ya'll.
In_The_Wind (52,576 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 05:56 AM
4. You must have shaken someone's tree.
^^^the primitive who has creases under her buttocks.
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In_The_Wind (52,578 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 06:30 AM
6. They're everywhere ...
Yeah, we are. Including inside your paranoid heads.
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Response to hrmjustin (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2014, 05:46 AM
Star Member BainsBane (22,125 posts)
3. Since we're talking to the cavers
I just want to say you all totally wasted your votes in awarding me number 5 top DUmmie. That is evident by the fact that thread got about the lowest number of responses of any of the awards, and even then many were guessing who the top four should be. Face it guys, picking award winners on bra size just isn't smart. As one of your more cogent female members observed, I offer virtually no entertainment value for ya'll.
We may have a diebold problem here. Who do you think should have been #5?
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Yeah, we are. Including inside your paranoid heads.
Living there rent free, no less.
CMD
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We may have a diebold problem here. Who do you think should have been #5?
I think :jugs: :yahoo: forgets she's been discussed to death here, and so when she won, it wasn't any big news. Just about everybody seemed to know she'd place highly.
Ho hum.
The brain-damaged primitive's Steven Dawes award drew few comments too--again, same thing, as he's been discussed dry here.
So whoop-de-do to that.
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Frank, I gotta tell you that I love how you have usurped BainsBane's name and replaced it with Jugs :yahoo:
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Frank, I gotta tell you that I love how you have usurped BainsBane's name and replaced it with Jugs :yahoo:
Well, if she doesn't like it, it's her own fault.
Primitives are responsible for their own images in the public perception--just as each of us are--and that's the image she freely chose to give us.
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Hahah They can't stay away. Isn't hrmjustin the nut who is always whining when the bullies pounce on nadin?
Leave her alone! leave Nadine alone! Reminds me of that fruit on youtube whining about the Britney Spears haters..
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Hahah They can't stay away. Isn't hrmjustin the nut who is always whining when the bullies pounce on nadin?
Leave her alone! leave Nadine alone! Reminds me of that fruit on youtube whining about the Britney Spears haters..
Your lead....not on target
Embarrassing, I know...discussion boards are hard.
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Paulie (6,729 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 07:05 AM
7. No way it's LG
Not her style at all.
Anybodfy here remember a "Library Girl" primitive?
I don't, but I tend to ignore lumpenunterprimitiven, PonP (primitives of no prominence).
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Your lead....not on target
Embarrassing, I know...discussion boards are hard.
I thought it was him, oh well.. I guess I'll have to pay more attention. Heh
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EvilAL (1,063 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 07:26 AM
9. Why do you guys even bother to go over there?
Why play into their game? You should have more sense than that...
Well, that's a question we ask over here too. A lot.
Skins has told the primitives repeatedly to stay away from here, but the primitives don't listen.
That's why I think membership on Skins's island should come with some sort of software that blows up the primitive's hard-drive if he comes to www.conservativecave.com; explodes it to pieces.
So the primitives come over here and see what we're saying about them, and then get all upset and bent out of shape.
Eavesdropping by the way is bad manners, and if one's going to snoop, one shouldn't be shocked at what one hears.
It'd be better for the primitives to simply stay on Skins's island and leave us alone.
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:jugs: (22,124 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 05:46 AM
3. Since we're talking to the cavers
I just want to say you all totally wasted your votes in awarding me number 5 top DUmmie. That is evident by the fact that thread got about the lowest number of responses of any of the awards, and even then many were guessing who the top four should be. Face it guys, picking award winners on bra size just isn't smart. As one of your more cogent female members observed, I offer virtually no entertainment value for ya'll.
Alex, sweetie, you're much more entertaining than you give yourself credit for. Your bitter misandry and hoplophobia, combined with your paradoxical need for a real man to treat you like a real woman, have provided us with hours of delight. You are Freudian, in the truest sense of the word.
The good and decent people here who voted you in at #5 did so because of your unintentional humor, not for the prow of your Viking ship. You're like a jelly roll made from Ed Wood and that guy in Ow, My Balls!, with a sprinkling of yeast-infected bull dyke on top- and that's worth #5 anytime.
You earned that #5 fair and square, sugartits. If Skins had any business sense, he'd put you under contract to drive page views.
But, since you mentioned les grand tetons...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh2PjkzW20w[/youtube]
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Well, that's a question we ask over here too. A lot.
Skins has told the primitives repeatedly to stay away from here, but the primitives don't listen.
That's why I think membership on Skins's island should come with some sort of software that blows up the primitive's hard-drive if he comes to www.conservativecave.com; explodes it to pieces.
So the primitives come over here and see what we're saying about them, and then get all upset and bent out of shape.
Eavesdropping by the way is bad manners, and if one's going to snoop, one shouldn't be shocked at what one hears.
It'd be better for the primitives to simply stay on Skins's island and leave us alone.
I agree. I have been in a lot of 'board wars' in the 18 years I have been online. Fans of bands fighting, politics, religions.. You name it. After a while the best thing to do was just stay away and let the others do their thing. It is funny when they bring it up though, probably won't be long before skins drops the hammer on CC discussions..
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coach, these are the lyrics to the song in the video from my last post:
SHOW THEM TO ME
-Rodney Carrington
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killin goin on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worrys and my problems are all gone
No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world
Show them to me, show them to me
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree
If you got, two fun bags,
Show them to me
I don't care if they don't match or ones bigger than the other
You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other
Even if you're really old, theres nothing wrong
Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long
Show them to me, show them to me
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
Just disrobe, show your globes and a happy man I'll be
If you got, dos chichi's,
Show them to me
I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated
Even if you've had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
Theres no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true
If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours toooo
Show them to me, show them to me
Just like the girls gone wild on T.V.
Just lean back and show your rack and I'll be in ecstasy
If you got two casabas
Show them to me
All the world will live in harmony
It'll do you good, it'll give me wood, we'll make history
If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,
I said if you love your country yea
Then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me
PhDD is probably twerking to this song as we speak.
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PhDD is probably twerking to this song as we speak.
And there goes my breakfast...
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coach, these are the lyrics to the song in the video from my last post:
Thank you! sir.
Much obliged.
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Oh dear.
BainsBane (22,128 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 07:53 AM
10. "eavesdropping is bad manners"
from a site dedicated entirely to eavesdropping. Oh the irony.
We can spy on you, but its bad manners for you to spy on us spying on you.
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PhDD is probably twerking to this song as we speak.
And there goes my breakfast...
A little formatting help: If you want to quote another post, select "quote" on the post you want to quote, pare down the original if you want, then write your post below the [/quuote]* in the text box.
*Deliberately misspelled.
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A little formatting help:
Got it.. Thanks..
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Oh dear.
If she hadn't been such a foaming at the panties bitch during her tenure here, she could have wiggled her finger at us in person, so to speak.
Since you're lurking Alex: :-*
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Well, I suppose the primitives are done whining about us, so I'm going to pull my grasswire act* and head to town to get some cigarettes.
*grasswire act = putting on multiple layers of coats.
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Well, I suppose the primitives are done whining about us, so I'm going to pull my grasswire act* and head to town to get some cigarettes.
*grasswire act = putting on multiple layers of coats.
Don't "borrow" a shopping cart from the Walmart. Hard to push in the snow. Leave that to the professionals.
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Well, damn. I returned home to this:
hrmjustin (25,128 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 02:06 AM
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Anybody wanna bet Skins told him to shut it down?
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As one of your more cogent female members observed, I offer virtually no entertainment value for ya'll.
I think she's referring to me. Hi Jugs! But I object; all of our female members except for one, are perfectly cogent.
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Don't "borrow" a shopping cart from the Walmart. Hard to push in the snow. Leave that to the professionals.
It's a real pain.
Generally, usually, on the whole, most of the time, Nebraska has 10-14 days of sub-zero weather every winter; a pretty short run, causing only minor discombobulation.
We're now going into the sixth week of this.
Ever since January 20, 2009, the weather here hasn't been right.
My deal is, I don't own a winter jacket, because there's no point in having something that one's going to wear no more than 10-14 days a year. I just put on a bunch of layers of fleece-lined jackets and nylon windbreakers.
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There were years where the temperature never got above 0* for weeks. This usually happens mid-January to mid-Feburary up here. However- I remember a year (I think 1980) where the average high for 36 days was -6*. Nights got down to -35* on a regular basis. It was so cold it couldn't snow. We still had school every day, but we just stayed in during lunch and didn't go outside. We only had a few cows and they stayed in the barn the entire time.
Everyone up here thinks we are in for another of those years this year.
It's a real pain.
Generally, usually, on the whole, most of the time, Nebraska has 10-14 days of sub-zero weather every winter; a pretty short run, causing only minor discombobulation.
We're now going into the sixth week of this.
Ever since January 20, 2009, the weather here hasn't been right.
My deal is, I don't own a winter jacket, because there's no point in having something that one's going to wear no more than 10-14 days a year. I just put on a bunch of layers of fleece-lined jackets and nylon windbreakers.
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There were years where the temperature never got above 0* for weeks. This usually happens mid-January to mid-Feburary up here. However- I remember a year (I think 1980) where the average high for 36 days was -6*. Nights got down to -35* on a regular basis. It was so cold it couldn't snow. We still had school every day, but we just stayed in during lunch and didn't go outside. We only had a few cows and they stayed in the barn the entire time.
Everyone up here thinks we are in for another of those years this year.
According to the newspapers, the winter of 1983-1984 was really really bad.
I was living in Lincoln at the time; I don't recall anything in particular about it.
Now, your part of the state, the western third, traditionally has been colder than the eastern third of the state. But it's all weird now; if you check temperatures, the eastern third of Nebraska's been colder, sometimes much colder, than your part (although you guys have had a lot more snow).
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I think she's referring to me. Hi Jugs! But I object; all of our female members except for one, are perfectly cogent.
You would think that a highly educated person like jugs :yahoo: would know the proper useage of a contraction.
It's Y'all not ya'll.
As one of your more cogent female members observed, I offer virtually no entertainment value for ya'll.
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When it gets cold, BainsBane really tries to bundle up, lest people stop and stare.
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hrmjustin (25,128 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 02:06 AM
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I think the reason it was taken down was that this DUmmie actually quoted a Bible verse!
hrmjustin (25,128 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2014, 02:06 AM
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Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us. Matthew 1:23
That is just verboten!
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I think the reason it was taken down was that this DUmmie actually quoted a Bible verse!
That is just verboten!
Yeah, I noticed that.
It was certainly out of place, just odd.
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You would think that a highly educated person like jugs :yahoo: would know the proper useage of a contraction.
It's Y'all not ya'll.
What would be a measurable metric of "highly educated" in regards to Alexandra? Her degrees? Actually using her education to make a living? Use of wikipedia as a valid source?
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Anybodfy here remember a "Library Girl" primitive?
I don't, but I tend to ignore lumpenunterprimitiven, PonP (primitives of no prominence).
She has never actually gone by the name "library girl".
She is more of a rose by any other name.
If you get my drift.
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Well, damn. I returned home to this:
Anybody wanna bet Skins told him to shut it down?
Count that as another win for me.
In less than two hours I got two threads self deleted and cause quite a ruckus over there.
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When it gets cold, BainsBane really tries to bundle up, lest people stop and stare.
Can you imagine all of those fat cell coagulating.
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What would be a measurable metric of "highly educated" in regards to Alexandra? Her degrees? Actually using her education to make a living? Use of wikipedianadin as a valid source?
FIFY
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Anyone remember the lib plant at one of Hitlery's rallys who took off his shirt and threw it at her onstage and started yelling "Iron my shirt" ?
He was a real man who made Hitlery feel like a real woman.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t8jOOLL8as[/youtube]
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This thread gives Jugs a nice respite from all the good work she's been doing in her battles against dicks and guns.
She still hasn't decided which she hates more.
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This thread gives Jugs a nice respite from all the good work she's been doing in her battles against dicks and guns.
She still hasn't decided which she hates more.
Dicks shaped like guns.
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Dicks shaped like guns.
She hates Bill Clinton?
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This thread gives Jugs a nice respite from all the good work she's been doing in her battles against dicks and guns.
She still hasn't decided which she hates more.
She probable love em both shooting blanks.
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:jugs: :yahoo: hit the bigtime at the cave when she responded to my post here:
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/gut-2_zps0d2dc480.jpg)
#2 is bainsbane, a member of the nameless, faceless mob of primitives of no value. The only thing of merit this primitive has ever done is recently make mention that she's rehosted her pictures to avoid being 'stalked'.
As flattered as I am by your attention to my anatomy, I do feel a bit slighted that you've managed to miss the witch hunts and general scorn directed against me at DU. I'm far less "nameless and faceless" than you seem to realize. As for the rest, do conservative women lack mammary glands such that you feel a need to draw particular attention to mine? Really boys. Is life in the trailer park really so dull?
For someone so concerned about being called "nameless and faceless", you'd think she'd offer up some gratitude for all of our hard work.
Thanks to us, we've made her a lot less "nameless and faceless" both here and at the DUmp.
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Alex, sweetie, you're much more entertaining than you give yourself credit for. Your bitter misandry and hoplophobia, combined with your paradoxical need for a real man to treat you like a real woman, have provided us with hours of delight. You are Freudian, in the truest sense of the word.
The good and decent people here who voted you in at #5 did so because of your unintentional humor, not for the prow of your Viking ship. You're like a jelly roll made from Ed Wood and that guy in Ow, My Balls!, with a sprinkling of yeast-infected bull dyke on top- and that's worth #5 anytime.
You earned that #5 fair and square, sugartits. If Skins had any business sense, he'd put you under contract to drive page views.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
CMD
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PhDD is probably twerking to this song as we speak.
And there goes my breakfast...
Anyone know if theres been seismic activity in the Twin Cities area?
:lmao:
CMD
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:jugs: :yahoo: hit the bigtime at the cave when she responded to my post here:
For someone so concerned about being called "nameless and faceless", you'd think she'd offer up some gratitude for all of our hard work.
Thanks to us, we've made her a lot less "nameless and faceless" both here and at the DUmp.
Oh man.
I was innocently and carefreely minding my own business, at peace with the world and all in it, but then when I opened this thread, your comment was the first to show up, right in the center of the screen.
I felt as if I were slapped in the face by two swinging big and powerful jugs.
Have you no decency, sir? :-)
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Oh man.
I was innocently and carefreely minding my own business, at peace with the world and all in it, but then when I opened this thread, your comment was the first to show up, right in the center of the screen.
I felt as if I were slapped in the face by two swinging big and powerful jugs.
Have you no decency, sir? :-)
Oh that was the BAM I heard.
No decency and none deserved.
Feminazis everywhere.
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Sorry guys!
I didn't mean to accidentally poke anybody's eye out with that pair of mastodon knockers.
I should have thrown some spork alert tags up first.
:spork::spork::spork::spork::spork::spork::spork::spork::spork::spork::spork::spork::spork:
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What would be a measurable metric of "highly educated" in regards to Alexandra? Her degrees? Actually using her education to make a living? Use of wikipedia as a valid source?
How about 100 percent indoctrinated. The kool-aid - she drank it. All of it.
CMD
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How does she know who will crawl out of a trailer park after a Ben on a string ?...
I ask rhetorically...