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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: HRMjustin on January 02, 2014, 10:50:50 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024269207
Dumbass stay at home primitive, moms probably paying for his porn habit.
Yup another porn thread, but this time I'm asking a poll question. With all the porn threads going around I thought it would be interesting to see how often people watched porn.
First let me define what I mean by porn for the purposes of this thread / poll. In the context of this poll porn does not include swim suit or fashion magazines, pin up posters, etc. there is an argument to be made for those being pornographic at times but for the sake of this thread I'm not considering them to be porn. For it to be considered porn the intent of the content has to be entirely for he purposes of sexual arousal. Usually, though not necessarily strictly, for the purposes of sexual relief in the form of masturbation, or as used by couples in their own sexual play.
Anyway that out of the way the question is simple. What gender are you, do you watch porn, and if so how often?
I'm sure this thread will get side tract but that's not my intention, I really have no other motive than curiosity.
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I knew it was LocoPuffs before I clicked on the link.
"What are you doing, son?"
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqny9aQ8cl1qhxqfro1_500.png)
"Oh, that's nice."
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I knew it was LocoPuffs before I clicked on the link.
"What are you doing, son?"
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqny9aQ8cl1qhxqfro1_500.png)
"Oh, that's nice."
Everything in the house is probably sticky.
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I knew it was LocoPuffs before I clicked on the link.
"What are you doing, son?"
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqny9aQ8cl1qhxqfro1_500.png)
"Oh, that's nice."
Without looking, I'm betting you're right.
Gonna go look now.
Just did. :lmao: That ain't right. :rotf:
Oh, :cheersmate: fer that. :-)
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Without looking, I'm betting you're right.
Gonna go look now.
Just did. :lmao: That ain't right. :rotf:
Oh, :cheersmate: fer that. :-)
Okay bets on what he asks next.
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What gender are you, do you watch porn, and if so how often?
Isn't that one of the questions at healthcare.gov?
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Isn't that one of the questions at healthcare.gov?
Yup, right after they ask you to bend over. :censored:
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Yup, right after they ask you to bend over. :censored:
That's what folks are about to understand. The working man is getting pumped in the a$$.
How's things going over there?
I've noticed a few rips in the rubicon.
The feminazis are on a mission. Gorebull cheerleaders bouncing.
Geez, y'all are keeping us busy.
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That's what folks are about to understand. The working man is getting pumped in the a$$.
How's things going over there?
I've noticed a few rips in the rubicon.
The feminazis are on a mission. Gorebull cheerleaders bouncing.
Geez, y'all are keeping us busy.
We'll my namesake is likely used to that first one. I see what you see.
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Okay bets on what he asks next.
I'll take $5 on "What are you wearing right now?"
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Okay bets on what he asks next.
Something along the lines of "I have weed and cheetos and I'm having a party, anyone want to come over?" followed by mumbling about a "rear tract"?
CMD
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Vote in the chronic wankers pole. I did that on purpose.
http://poll.pollcode.com/5783344
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Something along the lines of "I have weed and cheetos and I'm having a party, anyone want to come over?" followed by mumbling about a "rear tract"?
CMD
You had me at Cheetos, I am 100% top though. :fuelfire:
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You had me at Cheetos, I am 100% top though. :fuelfire:
L0conuts is good with that. :2ndbase:
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Vote in the chronic wankers pole. I did that on purpose.
http://poll.pollcode.com/5783344
It looks like his mother chimed in.
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We'll my namesake is likely used to that first one. I see what you see.
I know. Just can't understand at times how you can put up with it.
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It looks like his mother chimed in.
We all know its a lie.
Women look at porn just as much as men if not more.
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I know. Just can't understand at times how you can put up with it.
Like I said above 100% top.
Turns out it tastes just like chicken.
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Like I said above 100% top.
Turns out it tastes just like chicken.
Wonderful. Somebody has to ask. What's on your mind.
Keep in mind, it's late, so answers may be late.
If you're honest with us, we'll be honest with you.
There may be a couple that will beat you with a stick.
CC has never banned an honest poster. Unlike DU, we really don't mind having a member of opposing political thought visit.
Keep in mind, your visit at times may not be pleasurable. I hope you have a thick skin. :-)
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Wonderful. Somebody has to ask. What's on your mind.
Keep in mind, it's late, so answers may be late.
If you're honest with us, we'll be honest with you.
There may be a couple that will beat you with a stick.
CC has never banned an honest poster. Unlike DU, we really don't mind having a member of opposing political thought visit.
Keep in mind, your visit at times may not be pleasurable. I hope you have a thick skin. :-)
Sounds good sir.
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Sounds good sir.
:cheersmate:
That's your first.
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Yup, right after they ask you to bend over. :censored:
The 100%ers at the DUmp will crucify you for that.
They're watching.
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Hey Justin, what up?
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The 100%ers at the DUmp will crucify you for that.
They're watching.
Ya, that's the sad part.
They watch, always, they watch.
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Ya, that's the sad part.
They watch, always, they watch.
Well 53% of them are watching with one hand apparently.
And only for two minutes.
postulater
15. Two minutes
Feel bad for his woman.
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Hey Justin, what up?
Not me.
Can't get this shit up anymore.
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Not me.
Can't get this shit up anymore.
Don't worry about it man, what brings you out of the hive?
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Don't worry about it man, what brings you out of the hive?
Slept through the whole place.
Figured I'd broaden my horizons.
Plus beards are hot and seem to be the rage over here.
You know what they say about a mans beard.
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Ya, that's the sad part.
They watch, always, they watch.
DUmmies punish their comrades who stray off the plantation. In justin's case, it will be either the 100%ers or the Ku Klux Klams who whack him.
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DUmmies punish their comrades who stray off the plantation. In justin's case, it will be either the 100%ers or the Ku Klux Klams who whack him.
Yeah, I kinda hope it's not Justin, I'd kinda hate to see him lose all that cred.
Ain't you a host and all that stuff?
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Hello, Justin.
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Yeah, I kinda hope it's not Justin, I'd kinda hate to see him lose all that cred.
Ain't you a host and all that stuff?
Well clearly I ain't him.
I enjoy my face ban hammer free.
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Well clearly I ain't him.
I enjoy my face ban hammer free.
So...who are ya?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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So...who are ya?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Only a fool posts who they are on a discussion board.
I am no fool.
I am excited to be here and I think we certainly can have some fun.
Now let's dip that pretzel dude in chocolate and pig out for the night.
I'm sure my time is short but if you ask me the right questions I have the keys to the kingdom.
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Only a fool posts who they are on a discussion board.
I am no fool.
I am excited to be here and I think we certainly can have some fun.
Now let's dip that pretzel dude in chocolate and pig out for the night.
I'm sure my time is short but if you ask me the right questions I have the keys to the kingdom.
Ok, here's a question.
Why would you put your DUmp cred on the line to come pow-wow with us
Your a queer and a board host, I just don't get it.
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Ok, here's a question.
Why would you put your DUmp cred on the line to come pow-wow with us
Your a queer and a board host, I just don't get it.
Cause I ain't him.
hrmjustin (25,128 posts)
to the people of the conservative cave the new member HRMjustin is not me.
Sorry but you are being played.
My fellow hosts if you need to lock go ahead but give them time to see it.
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Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us. Matthew 1:23
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So sorry.
If it doesn't come with a link it ain't true.
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So sorry.
If it doesn't come with a link it ain't true.
Ok.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018546437
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Only a fool posts who they are on a discussion board.
I am no fool.
I am excited to be here and I think we certainly can have some fun.
Now let's dip that pretzel dude in chocolate and pig out for the night.
I'm sure my time is short but if you ask me the right questions I have the keys to the kingdom.
Hi Justin, ben waiting for you. How do you feel about Ron Paul?
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Hi Justin, ben waiting for you. How do you feel about Ron Paul?
More of a John Huntsman guy myself.
I mean c'mon he's got to be a fag right?
Either way he's on my bucket list. :2muchgay:
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Cause I ain't him.
Would it be too much to ask what your point is?
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Would it be too much to ask what your point is?
I guess my point is I'm here to have a run at trolling DU.
So hopefully we can all get along.
Seems to be working.
My first thread here I took down a whole OP on DU, and forced a host to start an OP about me.
I'd say I have pretty good aim.
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More of a John Huntsman guy myself.
I mean c'mon he's got to be a fag right?
Either way he's on my bucket list. :2muchgay:
Bingo!! You weren't kidding about the keys to the kingdom.
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I guess my point is I'm here to have a run at trolling DU.
So hopefully we can all get along.
Seems to be working.
My first thread here I took down a whole OP on DU, and forced a host to start an OP about me.
I'd say I have pretty good aim.
Well, just as a guess, I'm thinking teh cat is out of the bag so troll away.
DU and the real Justin can thank me later.
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Side tracked . Not side tract..
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:popcorn:
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If you're a DUer with an ax to grind with HRMJustin why do it here? Skins answers all comers questions.
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This thread got to 4 pages before I got a word in edgewise. I'm not happy...
Which reminds me of a joke,
Stop me if you have heard it...
I had a bad start to my day today,
On the way to work I was following too closely and couldn't stop when the car in front of me slammed on the brakes for no apparent reason,
I plowed right into the rear bumper of the car in front an demolished the rear bumper and trunk of it,
The door opens up and a dwarf gets out and yells at me
" I'M NOT HAPPY !! "
Well...
Which one are you ?
HMRJustin, which one are you ?
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Side tracked . Not side tract..
Diverticulum, or "the road less traveled".
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If you're a DUer with an ax to grind with HRMJustin why do it here? Skins answers all comers questions.
Often closely followed by a granite pizza, of course, or an assault from one of the perpetually-offended factions like the Gay Mafia, the Ku Klux Klams, etc.
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In the context of this poll porn does not include swim suit or fashion magazines, pin up posters, etc. there is an argument to be made for those being pornographic at times but for the sake of this thread I'm not ....and my wife makes that point often. Any picture, video or real life woman I look at for more than 2 seconds is porn in her book....luckily for me, I have eyes in the back of my head. :-)
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If you're a DUer with an ax to grind with HRMJustin why do it here? Skins answers all comers questions.
:rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl:
I will give it to him on this.
Guy has a sense of humor.
Lately EarlG has been serving the pizza though.