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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 09:28:24 AM

Title: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 09:28:24 AM
Hi there.  Hope everybody had a nice Christmas and New Year.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: EagleKeeper on January 02, 2014, 09:32:22 AM
You are so gone.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: dutch508 on January 02, 2014, 09:34:57 AM
Obvious troll.

Nice avatar, dickweed.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: Dori on January 02, 2014, 09:35:25 AM
You are so gone.

 :???:
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 10:03:01 AM
Obvious troll.

Nice avatar, dickweed.

Interesting welcome..............

What' your problem?
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 10:03:43 AM
:???:

 :???:
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: Dori on January 02, 2014, 10:08:46 AM
:???:


Why don't you tell us a little about yourself and what your name means. 

Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: EagleKeeper on January 02, 2014, 10:12:22 AM
:???:

Do me a favor....

Take your ginourmus brainpan out of its holster and explain why.

Your done here, one post and BOOM.

But that's ok, we're running a little short of chew toys at the moment.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 10:18:56 AM

Why don't you tell us a little about yourself and what your name means. 



The Abolitionist: Abolish the IRS, NSA, HS, BATFE and all other agencies not explicitly specified in the Constitution.  Then maybe we can regain our liberty.

The avatar: Nathan Bedford Forrest was a helluva soldier and I'm proud to be named after him.

I'm just the average citizen tired of being held to involuntary servitude at gunpoint by the IRS to the federal government.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 10:20:55 AM
Do me a favor....

Take your ginourmus brainpan out of its holster and explain why.

Your done here, one post and BOOM.

But that's ok, we're running a little short of chew toys at the moment.

You're a mean spirited little feller, ain't ya.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: EagleKeeper on January 02, 2014, 10:24:18 AM
You're a mean spirited little feller, ain't ya.

Yes...yes I am.

And guess what...I admit it.

Your a troll, care to admit that?
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 10:24:44 AM
Obvious troll.

Nice avatar, dickweed.

BTW, board rules: "You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane,........."
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: EagleKeeper on January 02, 2014, 10:27:28 AM
BTW, board rules: "You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane,........."


 :rofl:

Where's MIRT when you need it?!?
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 10:28:20 AM
Yes...yes I am.

And guess what...I admit it.

Your a troll, care to admit that?

Let's see, I posted Hi there, hope you had a nice Christmas and New Year.  Hmmmmmmmmmmm,  wonder what I could have been trolling for...............

You need to loosen the band on your tinfoil hat, stand up and stretch out, get some sunshine, etc.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 10:31:06 AM

 :rofl:

Where's MIRT when you need it?!?

Mobile InfraRed Transmitter?
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: Chris_ on January 02, 2014, 10:36:37 AM
Yes...yes I am.

And guess what...I admit it.

Your a troll, care to admit that?
Do you know this guy?

I'm stumped.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: EagleKeeper on January 02, 2014, 10:43:06 AM
Do you know this guy?

I'm stumped.

A real hero for the people...I'm sure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Bedford_Forrest

Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 10:56:18 AM
A real hero for the people...I'm sure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Bedford_Forrest



Wikipedia.......great source.........

 :thatsright:
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 10:57:53 AM
Do you know this guy?

I'm stumped.

Which guy?
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: Dori on January 02, 2014, 11:26:41 AM
Do you know this guy?

I'm stumped.

Me too. 
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: dutch508 on January 02, 2014, 11:28:15 AM
BTW, board rules: "You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane,........."

**** off, asswipe.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: Dori on January 02, 2014, 11:34:44 AM
What is going on here?  Why is a noob getting attacked before they even say anything?

This isn't the first time either.  :mad:



Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: EagleKeeper on January 02, 2014, 11:36:59 AM
Me too. 

Damnit Dori, I can lead a horse to water but I cannot make it drink.

Here is a question for you Dori, can I use, as an avatar, a picture of...say...one of Pol Pots generals?

I can be as conservative as the next guy but should I be taken seriously?

The name is there, there is also a link, do I need to inject it in your head with a big needle?

Why do I bother, you're still not going to get it.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 11:47:17 AM
Damnit Dori, I can lead a horse to water but I cannot make it drink.

Here is a question for you Dori, can I use, as an avatar, a picture of...say...one of Pol Pots generals?

I can be as conservative as the next guy but should I be taken seriously?

The name is there, there is also a link, do I need to inject it in your head with a big needle?

Why do I bother, you're still not going to get it.

I considered changing the avatar due to your delicate sensitivities but that would be caving into your PC BS.  Your wikipedia link is mostly PC BS.  I can deduce that you know very little about NBF or the war between the Southern States and the federal government.  I can recommend a couple of books on Ol' Bedford if you're interested.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: EagleKeeper on January 02, 2014, 11:49:40 AM
I'm sorry troll, did you say something?
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 11:51:14 AM
What is going on here?  Why is a noob getting attacked before they even say anything?

This isn't the first time either.  :mad:



I find that interesting, as well.  Maybe one of their New Years resolutions was to get more exercise and they're starting off with a set of jumping to conclusions.

I might add that this reaction doesn't seem to be in line with conservatism.  More in line with the liberal personal attacks.
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: The Abolitionist on January 02, 2014, 11:53:04 AM
I'm sorry troll, did you say something?

Well, I guess I'll crawl down to your level:

I'm rubber and you're glue!
What you say bounces off me and sticks to you!!!

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Hi there.
Post by: Chris on January 02, 2014, 11:58:07 AM
Okay, this has gone on long enough.  I'm locking this thread.