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Title: 2013: Top DUmmie (DainBramaged)
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2013, 03:59:16 PM
--taken from Who Was Who on democraticunderground 2001-2016, copyright 2017:

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DainBramaged, also known as Doug, Dougie, the brain-damaged primitive, walrus-face; 1950-2013.

Distinctions and honors, internal: compiled the second-largest “ignore list” ever on the now-defunct message-board.  Distinction and honors, external: #07 Top DUmmie of 2010, #04 Top DUmmie of 2011, #05 Top DUmmie of 2012, (tied with Omaha Steve, which see under “O”), and Top DUmmie of 2013.  Also winner of the “Steve,” the Steven Dawes award, for 2013.

Other honors:
Fox News Champion of 2013; the Republican National Committee’s Presidential award for public relations, 2013; the Television Remote Control Manufacturers’ award for the largest increase in sales, 2013; B’Nai Brith Award for Tolerance and Understanding, 2010; Employee of the Year, Gearhart Chevrolet, 2007; Fourth Degree, Knights of Columbus, 1978; president of the altar boys’ alumni (1960-1969) association of St. Ignatius Loyola 1971-1972.

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Personal: derived from a humble but honest eastern European family in northern New Jersey.

Minimal academic accomplishment, but remarkable autodidact.

Once married, but divorced for mental cruelty and intolerable personal hygiene at the time of death; one adult daughter; substantially overdue in alimony at time of death, court cases still pending against estate.

Other court cases still pending against the estate include suits by the Internal Revenue Service for recovery of unpaid income taxes 2001-2007; for theft by Gearhart Chevrolet; for defamation by the National Rifle Association; for unpaid bills at the neighborhood grocer’s, the local gasoline station, and two adult book stores; and for shoplifting at a computer-supply store.


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Met his demise while panhandling on a street downtown; approached by a stranger who wished to illuminate him that there was a six-ton safe falling from a window thirty-eight stories above them, and as it wasn’t anything he wanted to hear about, he ignored the warning.

Because of uncertainty about payment for the funeral bills, the undertaker procured a lien on his personal possessions, including his wardrobe.  DainBramaged was buried instead in king-sized pink bedsheet gotten at a thrift store for fifty cents, as it had rips and tears and stains in it.

Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2013, 03:59:49 PM
Well, that's it; I'm all dragged out.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 31, 2013, 04:09:14 PM
I think we should hide his DOTY award up in the rafters and make him try to find it.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: FlaGator on December 31, 2013, 04:12:46 PM
I think we should hide his DOTY award up in the rafters and make him try to find it.

And replace it with the Nadin
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: BattleHymn on December 31, 2013, 04:19:42 PM
I think we should hide his DOTY award up in the rafters and make him try to find it.

Hahah!  H5.   :-)
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 31, 2013, 04:24:16 PM

     And a new shorthand is named: The Dougie.

     Congrats, Doug. Well-deserved. It's just a shame that it doesn't come with an honorarium.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: tanstaafl on December 31, 2013, 04:32:44 PM
     And a new shorthand is named: The Dougie.

     Congrats, Doug. Well-deserved. It's just a shame that it doesn't come with an honorarium.

But it could come with a shiny new universal remote from Walmart!
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: fatboy on December 31, 2013, 04:35:47 PM
Well, that's it; I'm all dragged out.

Well done franksolich, well done!
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 31, 2013, 04:42:26 PM
--taken from Who Was Who on democraticunderground 2001-2016, copyright 2017:

DainBramaged, also known as Doug, Dougie, the brain-damaged primitive, walrus-face. . . .

Distinction and honors . . . Top DUmmie of 2013.

Doug was so proud of winning the DOTY that he even got his name changed to reflect that honor. Plus, he thought a different last name would help him find gainful employment again, since his real name had by that time become mud. He also decided to lose a lot of his walrus-like blubber, to change his appearance:

(http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~rroe/Doty/doty.jpg)

Because of uncertainty about payment for the funeral bills, the undertaker procured a lien on his personal possessions, including his wardrobe.  DainBramaged was buried instead in king-sized pink bedsheet gotten at a thrift store for fifty cents, as it had rips and tears and stains in it.

(http://image2.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2005/218/CEM46514135_112341766835.jpg)

(http://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2009/193/14962075_124754465743.jpg)
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Gern on December 31, 2013, 04:50:11 PM
I think we should hide his DOTY award up in the rafters and make him try to find it.



bwaahahahahahahahahahha   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: HeavyMetal on December 31, 2013, 04:51:12 PM
Congrats WalrusFace...  Keep on shining you retarded diamond.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Gern on December 31, 2013, 04:53:42 PM
I still say from now on "Wallduded" should be interchangeable with "DainBramaged"; two synonyms for unintentionally getting oneself fired/embarrassed/owned after pulling a lame stunt based on liberal politics.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 31, 2013, 04:55:14 PM
Well, that's it; I'm all dragged out.

Thanks Coach.

We can FEEL how much the list took out of you this year.

Next year, let's form a committee so you don't have to shoulder all the work (and the hate-drag).

Seriously.

Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 31, 2013, 04:55:39 PM
I raise a glass (and a remote) to Douglas! BENGHAZI!
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: tanstaafl on December 31, 2013, 05:00:12 PM
I still say from now on "Wallduded" should be interchangeable with "DainBramaged"; two synonyms for unintentionally getting oneself fired/embarrassed/owned after pulling a lame stunt based on liberal politics.

No can do.

"walldude" and its derivatives are sourced back to the original DUmmie who got himself fired from a display company at a convention in Denver a few years back.

What has been done cannot be undone. But, remember, Walldude and his follower cali, the lame, painkiller addicted Walldudette from Vermont, had the cojones to come back and take a bow for what they did whereas Doug the BrainDamaged walrus has not.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2013, 05:04:59 PM
I still say from now on "Wallduded" should be interchangeable with "DainBramaged"; two synonyms for unintentionally getting oneself fired/embarrassed/owned after pulling a lame stunt based on liberal politics.
Doug can never take the place of DUmmy walldude in wallduding history.

Like DUmmy cali, when walldude got his just deserts he owned up to it and enhanced the entertainment value of his screwup.

Walldude's wallduding was a barrel of laughs.

Doug, the worthless, lazy slug, has refused to own up to his idiocy.

In that respect he's as contemptible as the drunken Pitt's mother, mute after wallduding herself up in Rindge.

Doug is a poor excuse for a DUmmy of the Year.

But at least he's not some prick's mole.

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/NEEDOne06b_zpsdc7091de.gif)
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Skul on December 31, 2013, 05:23:11 PM
Meh. Famous only for digging his own grave.
No staying power.
Got all butt hurt and left the DUmp for several months.
Finally posts a lame conspiracy OP, that nearly all ignore.
Only deserves a participant ribbon, nothing more.
ESAD, Dougiepoo.  Freaking loser.  :loser: :loser:
I hope your goggie has crabs.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 31, 2013, 05:31:21 PM
Like Miley Cyrus and "twerking," Dougie peaked in August-September and hasn't given us much since. "Twerking" was overtaken by "selfie" as Word Of The Year. But Doug coasted in for the DOTY on the strength of that one historic, legendary thread. Another factor was that there was no "selfie"-type primitive mounting a strong finish to overtake him. I voted for DB for DOTY, and I guess he deserves it, but I wish he had posted more these past few months. His silence takes some of the luster off his crown.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 31, 2013, 05:35:28 PM
Congratulations DainBramaged for DOTY! Come on down and clsim your award, a golden remote control.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Skul on December 31, 2013, 05:40:56 PM
Congratulations DainBramaged for DOTY! Come on down and clsim your award, a golden remote control.
Idiot would probably have it bronzed.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Tess Anderson on December 31, 2013, 05:58:55 PM
I'm okay with Doug winning DOTY - he's a lot better choice than last year's winner. I'm more upset at nad's placement - she deserved to win or place.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 31, 2013, 06:00:21 PM
Congratulations DainBramaged for DOTY! Come on down and clsim your award, a golden remote control.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love it Ptarmy. Does it come inscribed with "Not for use in ceilings"?

H5!
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: tanstaafl on December 31, 2013, 06:09:05 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love it Ptarmy. Does it come inscribed with "Not for use in ceilings"?

H5!

Maybe someone can stick some white first aid tape on it and scribble "Don't leave in rafters" on it with a Sharpie.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Tucker on December 31, 2013, 07:25:07 PM


Walldude knew his wallduding was imminent. He posted about his deed and was told  by dozens of DUmmies to delete it asap. Too late.

After he fell, he posted that his dismissal was the best thing to ever happen to him as it opened up better opportunities for him. As he never spoke of his new opportunities, we knew it was his way of trying to save face.

Walldude is the original and should remain so.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Tucker on December 31, 2013, 07:26:23 PM
Congratulations Dougie. You have really outdid yourself. It's a crying shame that you had to wait 61 years to make your mark.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: USA4ME on December 31, 2013, 07:27:52 PM
I joined CU in February of 2004.

The "Best/Worst of DU" forum was started in March of 2004. The only member I see here that was there when I first logged in is SarasotaRepublican. If there's someone I'm missing, I apologize, but just about everyone here wasn't there when I arrived. There's a few here that found there way over to CU in April of 2004 when supercrash was informing the DUmmies we were making fun of them. I believe the DOTY award started at the end of 2005, but it could have been the end of 2004.

I picked Dainbramaged at #1 this year.

In all the years I've registered my choices, this has been the easiest one to pick, by far. Nothing has even come close to being this easy. Easy, easy, easy.

DainBramaged was a bloviated, loud-mouthed, jack-off for years, and it all blew up in his face in one fell swoop. He never saw it coming. Never even suspected it was in the cards. He was just doing what he was always doing; acting like he was something special and bragging about taking down the evil Republicans/conservatives. And out of nowhere -- WHAM!!!! -- and that was it. Impossible to write a better and more fitting end.

Congrats, DB!! Here's hoping things only get worse for you. You deserve every bad thing that could possibly come your way.

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Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Skul on December 31, 2013, 07:38:02 PM
He was just doing what he was always doing; acting like he was something special and bragging about taking down the evil Republicans/conservatives. And out of nowhere-- WHAM!!!! -- and that was it.
Like cranking the handle of a Jack-in-the-box, one last time.  :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2013, 08:29:51 PM
In all the years I've registered my choices, this has been the easiest one to pick, by far. Nothing has even come close to being this easy. Easy, easy, easy.

DainBramaged was a bloviated, loud-mouthed, jack-off for years, and it all blew up in his face in one fell swoop. He never saw it coming. Never even suspected it was in the cards. He was just doing what he was always doing; acting like he was something special and bragging about taking down the evil Republicans/conservatives. And out of nowhere-- WHAM!!!! -- and that was it. Impossible to write a better and more fitting end.

Congrats, DB!! Here's hoping things only get worse for you. You deserve every bad thing that could possibly come you way.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: fatboy on December 31, 2013, 08:37:46 PM
The irony with Doug is that at the time he posted his ultimate bouncy, he was employed and trying to score points with long term unemployed or/or the unemployable. His impressive one single post out of thousands secured his place in the annals or western history. It's like he joined the army just before First Bull Run, fought every battle of the war but caught a bullet at 07:00, April 9 Appomattox Court House, VA.

And now, even the unemployable will not talk to him. Sad. But at least he can brag to his friend that he is DUmmy of the Year!
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 31, 2013, 08:52:33 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love it Ptarmy. Does it come inscribed with "Not for use in ceilings"?

H5!

Yes, it is scribed with it.  :lmao:
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: chitownchica on December 31, 2013, 09:00:30 PM
Thanks to Frank, Ralph, and others who were involved with the awards.  It's always entertaining!  I appreciate your hard work.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: SarasotaRepub on December 31, 2013, 09:02:02 PM
The winner for 2013...it was never in doubt!!!  :-)
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2013, 09:06:23 PM
You know, this never would've happened if walrus-face had listened to franksolich.

It was too late for me to advise and counsel after he did the deed, but the idiot still had a chance to do some "damage control," minimizing the effects of what he'd done.

If the bodies of primitives franksolich so sincerely and disinterestingly advised and counseled--but got ignored--were laid end-to-end, they'd stretch probably from eastern Connecticut clear to the eastern foothills of the Sandhills of Nebraska.

As God knows, I try.....
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: wasp69 on December 31, 2013, 09:26:21 PM
Way to go, Doug, you ****ing idiot.  It's good to see someone finally achieve something in their life, even if it is being an example of how not to live your life.

Thanks for all of the entertainment this fall.  It's not often one sees such a cocksure moron shoot themselves in the head, but it is always entertaining.

(http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/5150b844eab8eaa341000013-480/facebook-thumbs-up.jpg)
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2013, 09:45:14 PM
Way to go, Doug, you ****ing idiot.  It's good to see someone finally achieve something in their life, even if it is being an example of how not to live your life.

Thanks for all of the entertainment this fall.  It's not often one sees such a cocksure moron shoot themselves in the head, but it is always entertaining.

Yeah.

But I always insisted walrus-face's biggest mistake was not the game he played with the television remote control, but something broader and more general--his stubborn mule-like unwillingness to listen to other points of view, to ignore things he should hear, but won't.

As a deaf person, I'm constantly astounded in real life, about how people who have two good ears don't use them.

God gave walrus-face two ears but only one mouth; I think that was supposed to mean something; that one's supposed to listen more than one yaps.

I don't think walrus-face has learned a damned thing from this.  Given his age and decreptitude and blemished employment record, he's probably never going to have another "regular" job the rest of his life.  He of course has overgenerous unemployment benefits, or can apply for the disability gravy-train or early retirement on social security, but this largesse won't be enough for him.  He's always going to want more, more, more.

And so probably right at this minute, he's thinking about setting up an "independent" home-based internet "business"--maybe dealing in hard-to-find car parts or something like that--and how, since he's smarter than the Internal Revenue Service, this time, he's going to cheat them and get away with it.

He'll never learn.  And it's simply because he never listens.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: wasp69 on December 31, 2013, 09:50:42 PM
He'll never learn.  And it's simply because he never listens.

Meh, I could care less.  Pride goeth before a fall, and DUmbass Doug learned it firsthand.  I doubt he'll get "it" and will continue to be the miserable old shit he's always been.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 31, 2013, 10:46:21 PM
Yeah.

But I always insisted walrus-face's biggest mistake was not the game he played with the television remote control, but something broader and more general--his stubborn mule-like unwillingness to listen to other points of view, to ignore things he should hear, but won't.

As a deaf person, I'm constantly astounded in real life, about how people who have two good ears don't use them.

God gave walrus-face two ears but only one mouth; I think that was supposed to mean something; that one's supposed to listen more than one yaps.

I don't think walrus-face has learned a damned thing from this.  Given his age and decreptitude and blemished employment record, he's probably never going to have another "regular" job the rest of his life.  He of course has overgenerous unemployment benefits, or can apply for the disability gravy-train or early retirement on social security, but this largesse won't be enough for him.  He's always going to want more, more, more.

And so probably right at this minute, he's thinking about setting up an "independent" home-based internet "business"--maybe dealing in hard-to-find car parts or something like that--and how, since he's smarter than the Internal Revenue Service, this time, he's going to cheat them and get away with it.

He'll never learn.  And it's simply because he never listens.

That seems to be a dummie trait Frank.

The idiot got what he deserved. That usually happens to idiots such as him. I just wonder if he is aware of his award?

BTW Frank... Happy New Years my friend! Thanks for all the hard work on the DOTY awards.  :cheersmate:  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Tucker on December 31, 2013, 10:50:51 PM
You know, impossible as it may seem, that some DUmmy somewhere hasn't heard of the wallduding that Doug Bulna received. One thing is for certain is that the uninformed DUmmies will be curious about the annual award and who was the winner. It is then that they will find out about Dougie and his removed remote.

Hopefully with DB winning this title, some questions will be raised by the now informed DUmbasses.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 31, 2013, 10:57:01 PM
I just had a thought... happy new year Doug Bulna. I predict you will live in infamy much as Willy Pitt and his 24 business hours. The internet never forgets.

I'll be watching the ball drop on TV with friends and family at my house. You? Well I hear the Sally has a new years party. Congrats loser.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 01, 2014, 12:04:36 AM
Congrats Doug Bulna AKA Dainbramaged - you earned it. A first to be sure.

While this will not aid Gearhart Chevrolet, I will suggest this for any of you potential employers of Doug Bulna that are not Gearhart Chevrolet and have a television on your business premesis...assuming you can get past the smell and the fish scales from his daily lunch laying about:


(http://cep.keanmiles.net/products/rcfind.jpg)

CMD

Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Purple Sage on January 01, 2014, 03:10:02 AM
Congrats Doug Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) aka Douglas Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) aka  Douglas C. Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) aka  DainBramaged (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large) of Gearhard Chevrolet fame for being the biggest Dummie of the Year!

Your infamy in 2013 is the very reason I found this site and enjoy it on a daily basis.  You will never know how much enjoyment you have given me by just being you along with all the other DUmmies I read about here on CC and the DUmp.

Thank you Walrus-Face!  Without you, I would still be reading the silly posts by the PUMAs and the 0-moles on another site.  You have tremendously added to my life.

Kudos dear DUmmie.  You will be forever known in history as the biggest moron in dummiedom for the year 2013!
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Tucker on January 01, 2014, 04:42:22 AM
I wonder what happened to the mouse that set up residence in his computer?
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Aristotelian on January 01, 2014, 06:44:01 AM
I wonder what happened to the mouse that set up residence in his computer?

It was transferred from the recess in his computer to a recess elsewhere...
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 01, 2014, 07:29:33 AM
Hey frank. Is there a way to tell how many DUmmies...I mean, visitors stopped by to see Doug get what was coming to him on New Year's Eve?
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2014, 07:38:11 AM
Hey frank. Is there a way to tell how many DUmmies...I mean, visitors stopped by to see Doug get what was coming to him on New Year's Eve?

Given that there's 520 "views," and given that the software doesn't count all "views" (there were probably actually more than a thousand views, based upon past observation of other threads; I dunno why the software doesn't count all "views," but it doesn't) and that traffic from registered members here was light yesterday and of course during the night, I'd say just about 500, of maybe about 400 were primitives.

I'm sure pretty much the whole of Skins's island that was around yesterday afternoon and evening, and during the night, knows.

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By the way, for those here with moles on Skins's island:

If a brain-damaged thread's posted over there, DO NOT comment on it.  It's possibly a mole trap.

We all have questions we'd like to ask walrus-face, but let a bona fide primitive ask them; we can wait.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Dori on January 01, 2014, 09:27:26 AM
I wonder what happened to the mouse that set up residence in his computer?

I've worried about Tweak too.  Dougie probably turned him into a vile black heart and taught him how to sabotage the rest of the companies computers. 
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 01, 2014, 10:31:35 AM
Doug still can't carry nadin's jockstrap.

His win is a grave affront to truth, justice, and the American way.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Maxiest on January 01, 2014, 10:33:55 AM
Doug still can't carry nadin's jockstrap.

His win is a grave affront to truth, justice, and the American way.

I agree...
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie
Post by: Tucker on January 01, 2014, 10:35:16 AM
Doug still can't carry nadin's jockstrap.

His win is a grave affront to truth, justice, and the American way.

None of those apply to the democrat party. That makes dougies win acceptable.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie (DainBramaged)
Post by: GOP Congress on January 01, 2014, 05:10:19 PM
Well, it's been an invigorating, chock-full year as the reigning DUmmie of the Year. But all good...er, all things must come to an end, eventually.

Going from event to breathless event, cutting ribbons at the opening of abortion clinics, pot joints, Obamacare clinis, and generally hobnobbing with pundits and socialist elites alike, smoking weed and eating classic "Mother's Basement" brand cheetos... It's over.

I pass the trophy to Bulna with a combination of tears and utter relief. That cup'o'shit sitting on my mantel has not exactly been conducive to accommodating company at my palatial estate.

Thanks to all, it's been a crap-filled, fun year.
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie (DainBramaged)
Post by: MoshMasterD on January 02, 2014, 10:35:11 PM
Did you write a press release for Dougie's award to his local paper?
Title: Re: 2013: Top DUmmie (DainBramaged)
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2014, 10:44:53 PM
Did you write a press release for Dougie's award to his local paper?

No, because I'm not sure what his "local newspaper" is.

However, I wrote one of for the #03 Top DUmmie of 2013, but I can't find an address where I can send it.

<<<forgot name of publication; East Orange News or something like that.