I think we should hide his DOTY award up in the rafters and make him try to find it.
I think we should hide his DOTY award up in the rafters and make him try to find it.
And a new shorthand is named: The Dougie.
Congrats, Doug. Well-deserved. It's just a shame that it doesn't come with an honorarium.
Well, that's it; I'm all dragged out.
--taken from Who Was Who on democraticunderground 2001-2016, copyright 2017:
DainBramaged, also known as Doug, Dougie, the brain-damaged primitive, walrus-face. . . .
Distinction and honors . . . Top DUmmie of 2013.
Because of uncertainty about payment for the funeral bills, the undertaker procured a lien on his personal possessions, including his wardrobe. DainBramaged was buried instead in king-sized pink bedsheet gotten at a thrift store for fifty cents, as it had rips and tears and stains in it.
I think we should hide his DOTY award up in the rafters and make him try to find it.
Well, that's it; I'm all dragged out.
I still say from now on "Wallduded" should be interchangeable with "DainBramaged"; two synonyms for unintentionally getting oneself fired/embarrassed/owned after pulling a lame stunt based on liberal politics.
I still say from now on "Wallduded" should be interchangeable with "DainBramaged"; two synonyms for unintentionally getting oneself fired/embarrassed/owned after pulling a lame stunt based on liberal politics.Doug can never take the place of DUmmy walldude in wallduding history.
Congratulations DainBramaged for DOTY! Come on down and clsim your award, a golden remote control.Idiot would probably have it bronzed.
Congratulations DainBramaged for DOTY! Come on down and clsim your award, a golden remote control.
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I love it Ptarmy. Does it come inscribed with "Not for use in ceilings"?
H5!
He was just doing what he was always doing; acting like he was something special and bragging about taking down the evil Republicans/conservatives. And out of nowhere-- WHAM!!!! -- and that was it.Like cranking the handle of a Jack-in-the-box, one last time. :lmao: :rotf:
In all the years I've registered my choices, this has been the easiest one to pick, by far. Nothing has even come close to being this easy. Easy, easy, easy.
DainBramaged was a bloviated, loud-mouthed, jack-off for years, and it all blew up in his face in one fell swoop. He never saw it coming. Never even suspected it was in the cards. He was just doing what he was always doing; acting like he was something special and bragging about taking down the evil Republicans/conservatives. And out of nowhere-- WHAM!!!! -- and that was it. Impossible to write a better and more fitting end.
Congrats, DB!! Here's hoping things only get worse for you. You deserve every bad thing that could possibly come you way.
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I love it Ptarmy. Does it come inscribed with "Not for use in ceilings"?
H5!
Way to go, Doug, you ****ing idiot. It's good to see someone finally achieve something in their life, even if it is being an example of how not to live your life.
Thanks for all of the entertainment this fall. It's not often one sees such a cocksure moron shoot themselves in the head, but it is always entertaining.
He'll never learn. And it's simply because he never listens.
Yeah.
But I always insisted walrus-face's biggest mistake was not the game he played with the television remote control, but something broader and more general--his stubborn mule-like unwillingness to listen to other points of view, to ignore things he should hear, but won't.
As a deaf person, I'm constantly astounded in real life, about how people who have two good ears don't use them.
God gave walrus-face two ears but only one mouth; I think that was supposed to mean something; that one's supposed to listen more than one yaps.
I don't think walrus-face has learned a damned thing from this. Given his age and decreptitude and blemished employment record, he's probably never going to have another "regular" job the rest of his life. He of course has overgenerous unemployment benefits, or can apply for the disability gravy-train or early retirement on social security, but this largesse won't be enough for him. He's always going to want more, more, more.
And so probably right at this minute, he's thinking about setting up an "independent" home-based internet "business"--maybe dealing in hard-to-find car parts or something like that--and how, since he's smarter than the Internal Revenue Service, this time, he's going to cheat them and get away with it.
He'll never learn. And it's simply because he never listens.
I wonder what happened to the mouse that set up residence in his computer?
Hey frank. Is there a way to tell how manyDUmmies...I mean, visitors stopped by to see Doug get what was coming to him on New Year's Eve?
I wonder what happened to the mouse that set up residence in his computer?
Doug still can't carry nadin's jockstrap.
His win is a grave affront to truth, justice, and the American way.
Doug still can't carry nadin's jockstrap.
His win is a grave affront to truth, justice, and the American way.
Did you write a press release for Dougie's award to his local paper?