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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 31, 2013, 10:57:17 AM
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Will someone stray too far from pure thought? Will they bring too much discord? An embarrassment? An indictment on federal charges?
Who gets a tombstone?
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Who is in the pool?
Edit: I mean besides Vesta
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OH ! I see what you mean SGT Bunny.
I'm thinking DUmmie In The Wind.
Edit: Because she is homeless? That's all I know about her, maybe she lives in a car
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Shit, that's a tough one this year.
I'd put money on a Gay-Mafia purge.
Nads may finally piss off Skins enough to get shown the door.
Billy the Pitt will step on it and threaten someone else before getting the Ban Hammer.
The full implementation of IwonCare starting tomorrow should make things interesting. Once the DUmmies find out that they were sold a bunch of shit (not the unicorn kind), the not-completely-true-believers will start coming out against it, quietly at first but eventually to the point they'll run afoul of some obscure rule and get the heave ho.
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I think they will stomp on the defenders of manhood against the feminazis.
No way does that series of arguments carry long into 2014 -- one or the other has to go. I am betting the dudes lose.
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Shit, that's a tough one this year.
I'd put money on a Gay-Mafia purge.
Nads may finally piss off Skins enough to get shown the door.
Billy the Pitt will step on it and threaten someone else before getting the Ban Hammer.
The full implementation of IwonCare starting tomorrow should make things interesting. Once the DUmmies find out that they were sold a bunch of shit (not the unicorn kind), the not-completely-true-believers will start coming out against it, quietly at first but eventually to the point they'll run afoul of some obscure rule and get the heave ho.
I'm guessing the gender wars will claim some casualties.
I think they will stomp on the defenders of manhood against the feminazis.
No way does that series of arguments carry long into 2014 -- one or the other has to go. I am betting the dudes lose.
Yeah. That's a tough call. Does 4Skinner want long term peace and ban the Ku Klux Klams or does he put bros before hos?
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In 2014 we'll see lots and lots of suspensions due to Skimmer's new rule.
Some are already set for January 1 - DUmpangelnumbers announced hers, along with her undying devotion to Skimmer.
It's sort of tragic that we no longer have the hilarious Meta forum.
It would be a blast once the suspensions start rolling in.
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I'm guessing the gender wars will claim some casualties.
Good one. The Femi-witches have to be threatening to put a curse on Skinner so he'll cave to keep from being turned into a toad, or something...
The gun fight may end up claiming a few more. Jugs is not going to let that one go and some gungeoneers will pay the price.
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Good one. The Femi-witches have to be threatening to put a curse on Skinner so he'll cave to keep from being turned into a toad, or something...
:rofl: :pms:
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It will be Seabeyond or BainesBane.
Anytime you start a ruckus and then go bothering Skimmer in the ATA forum, whining about how unfair life is, and pulling him away from that all important game of Candy Crush Saga to deal with your dramatics you can bet you're not long for the DUmp.
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I would like to speculate that MastersNemesis will continue his downward spiral into insanity, and post something so violently over-the-top that he's shown the door.
I'm not sure how things will shake out with the feminazis. They appear to be ruining DU, and making it a thoroughly unpleasant place to be, and also nearly a one-issue website. But, will Skinner stand up to them?
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It will be Seabeyond or BainesBane.
DUmmy Seabeyond Julie has already been banned, then whined and begged The Man, who relented and let her come back.
DUmpettes like these manhaters still have to beg a man to allow them a voice.
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Tough question. So many possibilities.
I'm going to say the Manny Goldstein types, but probably not Manny himself.
As the election rolls around and the realization that Dems will lose seats becomes undeniable (though the primitives will find link after link to fellow kook "journalists" and blogs that agree with them), the cry to vote Dem will be overwhelming. The kookiest of the kooks (Manny, et.el.) will declare their unwillingness to vote for any "third-way" candidate, putting them in further disfavor with the BOGers (a/k/a the 100% Dear Leader worshippers, like prosense and PW) and on the wrong side of the TOS which says you must vote for Dems or else. The newly tombstoned will find their way to Crazy Andrea's tree house where they'll curse the "corporate RW shills," talk down DU, and post about how their sock puppets are back at the site preaching "truth to power."
We get to laugh at it all.
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DUmmy Seabeyond Julie has already been banned, then whined and begged The Man, who relented and let her come back.
DUmpettes like these manhaters still have to beg a man to allow them a voice.
I agree, but I think :jugs: :yahoo: Will bite the bullet if she doesn't reduce her "All Men Are Rapists!" post counts.
Not withstanding her DOTY record.
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Sneezebeyond is a good choice. I'd also consider the dyspeptic, vile scrunt from Vermont.
Lately, she's become even more vocal and abusive of the primitives.
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It could be anyone at DU with their new rule in place.
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All of my picks have already been tossed out there. I'll go anyways:
Seabeyond, BainesBane, and cali, in that order.
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mensesbeyond and nads, my dark horse will be redqueen. But I think redqueen will self immolate and storm off.
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I think Nadin will be TS before summer.
Sneezebeyond is a good choice. I'd also consider the dyspeptic, vile scrunt from Vermont.
Lately, she's become even more vocal and abusive of the primitives.
that old hag cali? I thought she was rumored to be Skinner's aunt.
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My money is on cherokeeprogressive. He has Jugs and cousin It against him. Doug Bulna has him on the iggy list.
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All of my picks have already been tossed out there. I'll go anyways:
Seabeyond, BainesBane, and cali, in that order.
Agreed.
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It will be Seabeyond or BainesBane.
I agree but my money is on BainesBane to be the first of the two to go.
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Any male who doesn't want to date a trans.
They're already on the witch hunt against men who say they prefer women. That's transphobic, homophobic and/or misogynistic according to the DUmbasses.
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Any male who doesn't want to date a trans.
They're already on the witch hunt against men who say they prefer women. That's transphobic, homophobic and/or misogynistic according to the DUmbasses.
It's discrimination if a man likes only a vagina. If a man only likes man ass then he is exercising his freedom of choice.
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It's discrimination if a man likes only a vagina. If a man only likes man ass then he is exercising his freedom of choice.
It's full-time crazy over there.
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It will be Seabeyond or BainesBane.
I quite agree.
Both already have substantial strikes against them:
Seabeyond for already having been banned once...and :jugs: already having been banned once for sock abuse. I suspect both are on fairly thin ice regardless of their transparency page.
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I'd put money on a Gay-Mafia purge.
I tend to agree - I think it could turn into a fight between the gheys and the feminazis...and I think that the latter have more influence at the DUmp.
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In the olden days, there would have been a midnight bloodbath of the homely harpies running the dick wars, but I doubt it will happen this time.
Skimmer cares very little about what the DUmmies are up to these days.
As long as the DUmmybucks keep rolling in, he's content to sun in the Greek isles, cruise around town in the Bentley, and collect early 20th century impressionists.
All he's done to ride herd on the party's embarrassing morons is to have his software flunky, the enigmatic Elad, set up auto suspensions.
With auto suspensions, DUmmies will be shut down, but only temporarily, when they have enough posts hidden by our mole-ridden juries.
The software does the work so Skimmer never has to visit his political cesspool.
We won't hear from Skimmer until he announces his annual Valentine's Day heart-selling scam.
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Who is in the pool?
Edit: I mean besides Vesta
^5!
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It would be great of Skins required more posts to be hidden for a starred member to be banned from posting, versus a regular freeloading primitive.
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It would be great of Skins required more posts to be hidden for a starred member to be banned from posting, versus a regular freeloading primitive.
Also if they took post count into consideration. It would make it easier on my starred high count moles not to get time outs.
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Also if they took post count into consideration. It would make it easier on my starred high count moles not to get time outs.
Either/or would be great. Anything to push the primitives' class warfare button is alright by me.
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It would be great of Skins required more posts to be hidden for a starred member to be banned from posting, versus a regular freeloading primitive.
Hey now!
My mole's financial circumstances don't allow for a paid subscription.
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Hey now!
My mole's financial circumstances don't allow for a paid subscription.
Have it beg for a star. After all, it is the DUmmie way. :)
As far as who gets the boot, most posters in the gungeon. The pro-control DUmmies will be allowed to stay, the others will be shown the door.
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Hey now!
My mole's financial circumstances don't allow for a paid subscription.
I understand that W8iftingLady is a generous benefactor.
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Where do the DUmmies go when they get thrown off the Island?
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Where do the DUmmies go when they get thrown off the Island?
Crazy Andrea wishes that they would take up residence in the forest like the purged queers did.
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Have it beg for a star. After all, it is the DUmmie way.
There's no longer a need to beg for a star. It's granted for a contribution of any amount.
Presumably, you could mail Skimmer a dime and get a twelve-month star.
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Will someone stray too far from pure thought? Will they bring too much discord? An embarrassment? An indictment on federal charges?
Who gets a tombstone?
I think my namesake goes. I picked the name in honor of him.
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OH ! I see what you mean SGT Bunny.
I'm thinking DUmmie In The Wind.
Edit: Because she is homeless? That's all I know about her, maybe she lives in a car
The lady freedom primitive is the homeless one?
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All of my picks have already been tossed out there. I'll go anyways:
Seabeyond, BainesBane, and cali, in that order.
Seabeyond for sure. She will be gone temporarily starting the 6th. Anyone want to guess what her zombie name will be? Seabeyonder?
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I'm thinking DUmmie In The Wind.
In_the_Wind, who's now a PoI (primitive of interest) given her rude comments about us, is a chunky overweight dried-out grouchy old blonde with creases under her buttocks.
Edit: Because she is homeless? That's all I know about her, maybe she lives in a car
You're thinking of Lady Freedom Returns; the windy primitive works as a flagman or something for the roads department in some eastern state.
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The lady freedom primitive is the homeless one?
You're kidding....
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My vote.
Hrmjustin.
This will work like a charm, apparently.
:fuelfire: