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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on December 30, 2013, 02:29:23 PM
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Doug's back, to the relief of those of us who've been expecting to read his obituary.
Not really.
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 12:01 PM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,136 posts)
Audio Emerges Proving Secret Conservative Organization Behind Benghazi “Scandalâ€
Groundswell, the conservative behind-the-scenes organization that forms a coalition between prominent Republicans, right wing media, and conservative activists to wage a “30-front war against Obama and progressives†has been revealed to have played a role in the hype and false scandalization of the Benghazi “controversy.â€
****Blah, blah, blah, Benghazi blah****
http://youngprogressivevoices.com/2013/08/03/audio-emerges-proving-secret-conservative-organization-behind-benghazi-scandal/
http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/groundswell-group-plotted-scandals-congress
Old news but good to know if you didn't before.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024250469
It would be nice to send Doug some healing white light and up twinkles upon his return to the DUmp.
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Interesting, the "breaking news" that Dougie is using to whip the DUmp into a frenzy, and possibly herald his return, was originally posted on Aug 3 2013, I call that 5 months.
I wonder what took it so long to hit the DUmp
xchrom, kpete you shlubs are slacking.
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The sources are impeccable. Totally unbiased. Yup.
Comes complete with gNads goodness.
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 12:39 PM
nadinbrzezinski (128,585 posts)
8. Somehow I do not expect Eric Holder
To order an investigation for conspiracy.
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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Mon Dec 30, 2013, 12:39 PM
nadinbrzezinski (128,585 posts)
8. Somehow I do not expect Eric Holder
To order an investigation for conspiracy.
And do you know why that is? It's because there is nothing particularly remarkable about it...all they read is Boehner blah bla, Issa wah wah, Thomas gasp, West OMG!!!
Not to mention the super secret shock troops of the VRWC.
Groundswell !!!
I tried listening to it and couldn't make it out, why no transcript?
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Wow,really unarguable links there!
Doug...the NYT story sunk faster then your career at Gearhart Chevrolet.
It was such a load of BS that no one sane believed it. :lmao:
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Hiya, Doug! Glad you're back on the Libya kick! Thought I'd give you a quick trip down memory lane:
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 08:28 PM
266. You are tiresome
goodbye.
OH and
Benghazi!
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 09:34 PM
279. Benghazi!
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 09:41 PM
280. Benghazi!
DainBramaged (39,107 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2013, 10:41 PM
290. This thread isn't about you or your so-called expertise
It's about shutting off bullshit propaganda to make MY work environment (and dozens of others) less hostile listening to Right wing bullshit and excuses like yours.
Get off your horse and get lost
OH and I almost forgot
Benghazi!!
Happy new year, you bucket of shit.
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Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:13 PM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,016 posts)
I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today felt good.
I replaced the remote that accesses the cable box channel sub- menus with a $5 basic remote and stashed the cable box remote in the rafters.
**** the Pukes.
Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Aug 21, 2013, 09:16 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (105,433 posts)
1. That was an excellent move, my dear DainBramaged! Oh yes. Actions have consequences.
How's the job hunt going, Dougiepoo??
The Gearhart debacle will never be mentioned by Dougie.
I'll wager his absence will be excused as "retiring".
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It would be nice to send Doug some healing white light and up twinkles upon his return to the DUmp.
Up twinkles!
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/20131230/4939480/uptwinkles-o.gif)
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Well that's just odd. Only 33 replies and it has fallen of the front page.
One of you lurking DUmmies should save Dougs post by crafting a reply that sums up the most provocative aspects of this revelation.
I know, the most difficult part is historical context but i ask you to do it for me.
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I failed to mentioned that while Dougie managed 33 replies he also managed 2547 views to this point.
Are they looking at him in the same way that one would look at the "Montauk monster"?
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I failed to mentioned that while Dougie managed 33 replies he also managed 2547 views to this point.
Are they looking at him in the same way that one would look at the "Montauk monster"?
Excellent--and telling--observation, comparing the number of "views" with the number of "comments."
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Did I miss the VRWC memo? My dues are paid up, but I've never heard of "Groundswell". Is this another one of the imaginary boogeymen of the left, like the Koch brothers and ALEC?
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Did I miss the VRWC memo? My dues are paid up, but I've never heard of "Groundswell". Is this another one of the imaginary boogeymen of the left, like the Koch brothers and ALEC?
Another one that didn't do the proper keylist changes. ::)
In the words of the Captain in Cool Hand Luke . . .
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2f-MZ2HRHQ[/youtube]
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Well, it's now up to 2,683 "views" and still at a whopping 33 "comments."
What this means is that primitives, upon seeing walrus-face's name as the originator of the thread, are flocking there hoping he's said something about something, and seeing he didn't, go away without comment.
I think it would be good for the brain-damaged primitive to say something about that something.
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What this means is that primitives, upon seeing walrus-face's name as the originator of the thread, are flocking there hoping he's said something about something, and seeing he didn't, go away without comment.
Do you have any speculations on his return having anything to do with him possibly winning DOTY?
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Do you have any speculations on his return having anything to do with him possibly winning DOTY?
I'm guessing probably not; it's probably just a coincidence.
I was freaked by GOBUCKS' initial comment
Doug's back, to the relief of those of us who've been expecting to read his obituary.
No, no, no, that's all wrong. I know at least I'd been hoping to read his obituary, because I'd already pre-written one for him, three months ago, that I'd been hoping to use as his Top DUmmie award.
<<<has to go back to the drawing-board.
By the way, there's nothing macabre about pre-writing obituaries; newspapers have done it for decades, leaving out only the date, place, and circumstances of death. That way, when someone dies, it's short quick work to insert those details, and the thing's ready for the presses.
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Well now, on second thought, depending upon how tired I am in the morning, I may use walrus-face's pre-written obituary as his award anyway.
It's a drag, I'm wearing down, from these sub-zero temperatures and having to be cooped up in the house all day long. And it doesn't help that out here on the roof of Nebraska, one might as well be on the roof of Norway; the sun starts setting at 2 p.m. and it's already as dark as midnight by 3 p.m.
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By the way, there's nothing macabre about pre-writing obituaries; newspapers have done it for decades, leaving out only the date, place, and circumstances of death. That way, when someone dies, it's short quick work to insert those details, and the thing's ready for the presses.
I've read on occasion where a pre-written obituary has accidentally made it to print before.
It's a shame the same thing couldn't happen with Doug's obit. An obituary for Doug written by franksolich that was accidentally released has the potential to cause a hilarious discombobulation.
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I've read on occasion where a pre-written obituary has accidentally made it to print before.
It's a shame the same thing couldn't happen with Doug's obit. An obituary for Doug written by franksolich that was accidentally released has the potential to cause a hilarious discombobulation.
That had been the plan, until walrus-face by unhappy coincidence ruined it, showing up today.
That's why franksolich for one wasn't "relieved."
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And it doesn't help that out here on the roof of Nebraska, one might as well be on the roof of Norway; the sun starts setting at 2 p.m. and it's already as dark as midnight by 3 p.m.
Don't complain. You're in the western part of this accursed Central Time Zone.
Here on the eastern edge, it's much worse.
Almost due north of here, in Cincinnati, people are enjoying the civilized Eastern Time Zone, and the western edge of it to boot.
Though even with us in longitude, their clocks are an hour advanced, allowing luxuries like TV shows beginning when they should, sleeping until 5 a.m. on hunting and fishing mornings, and daylight enough for after-work golf leagues.
There's much to recommend in red state hell, but Central Time Sucks.
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Well, it's now up to 2,683 "views" and still at a whopping 33 "comments."
What this means is that primitives, upon seeing walrus-face's name as the originator of the thread, are flocking there hoping he's said something about something, and seeing he didn't, go away without comment.
I think it would be good for the brain-damaged primitive to say something about that something.
I'm thinking the brain defected one tried setting a mole trap with his reverse whack-a-mole effort.
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Well now, on second thought, depending upon how tired I am in the morning, I may use walrus-face's pre-written obituary as his award anyway.
It's a drag, I'm wearing down, from these sub-zero temperatures and having to be cooped up in the house all day long. And it doesn't help that out here on the roof of Nebraska, one might as well be on the roof of Norway; the sun starts setting at 2 p.m. and it's already as dark as midnight by 3 p.m.
Well, the days are now getting longer, so at least there'll be more daylight. It'll take about two months for the actual heat to catch up.
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Well, the days are now getting longer, so at least there'll be more daylight. It'll take about two months for the actual heat to catch up.
It's a pain.
People in South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, and upstate New York are enured to this sort of weather; it happens to them every year, and sometimes more so.
We here in Nebraska aren't; all we know is that the weather's never going to be the same every winter.
Back in the good old days when George Bush was still president, and all was right with the world, for three winters in a row, the "average" temperature for Nebraska was higher than the then-"average" temperature for Los Angeles.
Really. I kid you not.
The newspapers keep on pointing out that December 2013 was the coldest December in Nebraska since December 1983.
I was around, but living in Lincoln in December 1983; I'm trying, but failing, to remember anything special about that winter.
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And it's definitely put a damper on the mood, right when I have to present the biggest award of the year.
I spent yesterday reading Amber and the CalPig primitive and Skippy--going back about three, four, years--and they made me so convulsed with disgust and nausea that I had to sit down and read a biography of Grace Goodhue Coolidge to feel okay again. These peop--er, primitives, are, to put it mildly, fetid degenerate creeps.
I'm not going to bother reading walrus-face today, lest I fall into another funk. About mid-afternoon (real life is interfering), I'll just write it off the top of my head, and we'll see how it flies.
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Well now, on second thought, depending upon how tired I am in the morning, I may use walrus-face's pre-written obituary as his award anyway.
It's not official until you make it official!
At least so sayeth me.
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Dougie's saga has been going on for over 4 months now.
He's worthy.
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Doug Bulna just pulled a slap 'n scat.
Testing the water to see if anyone missed him.
They didn't. :bawl:
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I'm not going to bother reading walrus-face today, lest I fall into another funk. About mid-afternoon (real life is interfering), I'll just write it off the top of my head, and we'll see how it flies.
If you fall into a funk, you might want to try shaving your head.
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If you fall into a funk, you might want to try shaving your head.
For Petes sake..that's what I do...do you do that to??
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Doug Bulna just pulled a slap 'n scat.
Testing the water to see if anyone missed him.
They didn't. :bawl:
Knowing that a DOTY is impending, Douglas is trying to engineer a way to get someone to spread the news over at the DUmp. Doug is planning on taking his victory lap but the official starter is on his union mandated lunch break.
What I ask could possibly suck more than being awarded the DOTY, getting fired from your job in the persuit of said award and not being able to get all the H5s amongst the intellectuals in the pit?
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For Petes sake..that's what I do...do you do that to??
No, no, no. BH puts on a straw hat, grabs a walking stick and does a little soft-shoe over on the island. (Much to the merriment of the primitives.)
It's always fun to watch when they discover he stole all their bananas. All the more fun because he does it time and again.
You sir, I'm not quite sure what to think of. :tongue:
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For Petes sake..that's what I do...do you do that to??
It works. Sometimes I shave my head when the price of gasoline goes up, or I lose a nice fish right at the boat.
Once, I went cueball when it rained on the Fourth.
It just seems to make things go smoother.
People unfamiliar with coach's lunatic girlfriend fizzgig won't know what this is about.
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It works. Sometimes I shave my head when the price of gasoline goes up, or I lose a nice fish right at the boat.
Once, I went cueball when it rained on the Fourth.
It just seems to make things go smoother.
People unfamiliar with coach's lunatic girlfriend fizzgig won't know what this is about.
Oh
That's just great, thanks GOBUCKS, now I have visions of coach and fizzgig bouncing around under the sheets.
It did make me laugh though.
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Oh
That's just great, thanks GOBUCKS, now I have visions of coach and fizzgig bouncing around under the sheets.
It did make me laugh though.
At least Frank has a job. Fizzgig's ole man is a leach. Oh wait. He got fired. No unemployment bennies.
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Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
A technicality I know, but shouldn't that read:
Doug Bulna surfaces On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement.
(http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/28/2807/K3ZOD00Z/posters/paul-nicklen-close-view-of-a-surfacing-female-atlantic-walrus.jpg)
:rotf:
CMD
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^^^ :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I just checked google.
Finally, at long last, the conservativeunderground thread on walrus-face made it to the first page.
Congratulations!
I'm sure all this information's going to be helpful to prospective employers researching walrus-face's background, just in case he forgot to tell them some things.
Thanks, SarasotaRepub! It's all in the service of mankind, for the good of humanity, that we do this.
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People unfamiliar with coach's lunatic girlfriend fizzgig won't know what this is about.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11514106
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/11514106
She is bound and determined to be alone forever...
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/11514106
Holy cow. I missed this one. One good thing about shearing her head, people will know she's batshit crazy before she opens her mouth. Avoiding such creatures is always a good thing.
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Ellen Ripley called, wants her look back:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VpG5La1572o/UQ78_oXQ1YI/AAAAAAAAAqE/eoCZ50mL2NY/s1600/Sigourney+Weaver.jpg)
Remember, she did that in an effort to avoid the um...attention of...members of the male persuasion.
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I thought she did it to avoid lice...that shows how much I paid attention to THAT Aliens movie...
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I thought she did it to avoid lice...that shows how much I paid attention to THAT Aliens movie...
Lice was the LEAST of her parasite problems in that movie.
(http://www.qwipster.net/alien3.jpg)
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Lice was the LEAST of her parasite problems in that movie.
(http://www.qwipster.net/alien3.jpg)
LOL..true that.
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(http://image13.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/18152615/views/1,width=178,height=178/Lord-lolwalrus.jpg)
A day late and a dollar short.