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Current Events => The DUmpster => The DUmping Ground => Topic started by: franksolich on December 25, 2013, 08:19:53 PM
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Congratulations to Taverner, #08 Top DUmmie of 2013!
Alas, despite that making eighth is quite an accomplishment for most primitives, it’s a comedown for Taverner, who at times in the past had come tantalizingly close to capturing the number one spot.
Last year, he tied the cousin for second topmost primitive; one more vote would’ve tied him with the eventual winner, and two more votes would’ve made him Top DUmmie then.
He was the second-place finisher in 2011, too, having risen from #14 Top DUmmie in 2010.
And even more melancholy yet, this is likely Taverner’s last appearance in the Top DUmmies--unless sometime in the future he wins the William Rivers Pitt award, the “Willieâ€--as he was banished from Skins’s island late in the year.
And given the mortality rate of promiscuous consumers of illicit drugs, sooner or later--but probably sooner--he’s going to be banished from this time and place too, either through an overdose, intentional or unintentional, or bloody violence, reasonably associated with the procurement of illegal pharmaceuticals.
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Taverner appears to be about 40 years old, and has a head the shape of an eggplant, as if the opening through which he had to come at birth was too small, squeezing his soft infantile skull. He lives in or near Oakland, California, and is married with a wife and children. Sometimes employed, sometimes not.
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It was with much surprise, shock, and sadness that decent and civilized people awoke the morning of November 15, 2013, and learned of the passing of one of their favorite primitives.
pintobean (10,435 posts) Thu Nov 14, 2013, 07:20 PM
Taverner has been PPRed
Nov 14, 2013 While his account was flagged for review, Taverner created multiple sockpuppet accounts for the purpose of disrupting DU and sent a series of insulting emails to the Administrators.
EarlG (Administrator)
^^^this announcing post was later self-deleted by the light-in-the-loafers primitive.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92473.0
Taverner’s demise brought upon miles of comments by other primitives (not shown in the link above)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024035078
but oddly, most of the comments were about other primitives now gone, including poor stupid Beth and the late Tangerine LaBamba, rather than about Taverner. It’s a good place to go, for information about other exiled primitives.
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Taverner got all upset and bent out of shape:
Mark Kregel
My message to the shitsmokers on DU after they PPR'd me:
PUH-LEAZE Biotch
I never insulted a single one of you
If you can't take the heat GET OUT OF THE MUTHER****ING KITCHEN!!
Oh wait - I think I will let one of my NONEXISTANT sock puppet accounts do that
I had one. You killed it.
So uckfay, ouyay....
When I see you in person, don't be surprised if I DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT RULES, MOTHER****ER
As long as I have been accused of insults, let me make some REAL insults
David "Skinwalker" Allen - You are a corporate tool When we are all their slaves, I hope you find happiness in that, ****er.
ELAD and the other guy - **** you. You are just a ****ing tool. Let's hope you die like my DAD is dying right now. That way, it will **** up your children and make them heroin users at 12.
And to DU - YOU ****ERS ARE ****ING TOOLS
I hope you die unloved and unnoticed
https://www.facebook.com/groups/2426871461/
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But while burning his bridges, Taverner was apparently at the same time begging and pleading and licking the shoe-strings of my fellow alum Skins, to be let back in to frolic and play with the other primitives:
Mark Kregel
OOooooooKayyyy...here's to correct the "multiple sock puppets" - I made one" YellowSnow. And I announced that was a sock puppet account right off the bat. As for the "threatening emails," well you be the judge:
Share · 8 hours ago near San Ramon, CA
Mark Kregel Nov 6 - I promise I will treat others with respect
8 hours ago
Mark Kregel Nov 9 - Dear David --
I know you are busy. I am busy too.
But please tell me, am I kicked off DU, or am I back on?
If back on, when?
If not - then I understand.
If it's pending re: something I need to do, let me know.
If you do not respond I will take that as "kicked off."
And I will go away.
--Mark Rowley Kregel
California
8 hours ago
Mark Kregel Nov 12 -- Just checking in to see if a decision has been made
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8 hours ago
Mark Kregel Here is where I get pissy
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Mark Kregel Nov 13 -- Heya Skinner - so how much IS the DNC funding you?
If you say $0 then you sold out for the WRONG price!
8 hours ago
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92483.0
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It never worked, and Taverner appears to be gone, permanently.
In one of his parting shots on facebook, there was this:
Mark Kregel I am convinced Pintobean comes to us from Conservative Cave. Those shitheads have been playing DU like an organ,
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92608.0
Finally, at long last, an acknowledgement of the power of the people, through the instrument of the DUmpster.
Perhaps the brain-damaged primitive would like to second that?
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That Taverner, he was such a card.
But didn't he pull the plug on "dad"? Y'know, when he went to visit "dad" to survey the landscape for good drugs?
Gonna miss his shenanigans at the DUmp.
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Well done. Now this is a DUmmie I can :stoner:
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Right on the mark. He was my number eight choice. YAY!!!1!11
A true drama queen. The loon of loons.
He was one of the best of the best primitives to kick while he was down.
His disjointed ramblings were only surpassed by Teh Grate Omni-impotent gNads.
OK, I'm done, let's find another to kick.
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Kregel deserves to be a top ten.
He risked his life daily with illegal intravenous drugs, just for our entertainment.
My favorite memory of Kregel was his post whining about how, when it comes to heroin, the media always focuses on the negatives. I'd love to have that link, but am afraid it's lost forever.
Those shitheads have been playing DU like an organ,
That's just unfair. The only shithead here is the mole of a DUmpmonkey, and his lunacy at the DUmp is sincere.
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Mark Kregel I am convinced Pintobean comes to us from Conservative Cave. Those shitheads have been playing DU like an organ,
Ain't one of mine, addict. Mine are more subtle. Oh and BTW Taverner... several of my moles did flag you. However it was you that nailed your butt to the wall, dumbass.
You are welcome. Now go OD you worthless addict.
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Mark Kregel I am convinced Pintobean comes to us from Conservative Cave. Those shitheads have been playing DU like an organ,
(http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q572/aeropix/th.jpg)
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Even though I didn't vote for Taverner, I think he deserves a spot in the top ten, especially since this might be his last run.
All I would add is that outside of trying to kill himself with drugs, Taverner's favorite hobby is making "music":
Tav has an album out (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic=89243.0)
Taverner tries his hand at making music again (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=91360.0)
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Even though I didn't vote for Taverner, I think he deserves a spot in the top ten, especially since this might be his last run.
All I would add is that outside of trying to kill himself with drugs, Taverner's favorite hobby is making "music":
Links removed
Have you no decency, man?? BS for placing those links there. :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack:
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Have you no decency, man?? BS for placing those links there. :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack:
BS for removing them. :tongue: :hammer: :-)
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BS for removing them. :tongue: :hammer: :-)
You ain't right. :lmao:
Not left either. :-)
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My favorite memory of Kregel was his post whining about how, when it comes to heroin, the media always focuses on the negatives. I'd love to have that link, but am afraid it's lost forever.
I remember that comment, and damn, I didn't save it.
<<<lets a lot slip through the fingers.
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My favorite memory of Kregel was his post whining about how, when it comes to heroin, the media always focuses on the negatives.
I remember that. Taverner made my Top 10, so I'm happy . . . somewhat. :fuelfire: O-)
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All I would add is that outside of trying to kill himself with drugs, Taverner's favorite hobby is making "music":
If Ravi Shankar and Vanilla Ice had a musical child, then dropped it on its head, it would be Mark Kregel.
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I had him at three. Even at eight, it's someone I voted for.
This is as high he's gonna get. :stoner:
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#8 is a nice parting gift.
Now he needs to complete the departing.
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I have a cold.
Release of #07 Top DUmmie and #06 Top DUmmie delayed until, maybe, some time this evening.
The former's a bitch to write, the latter's a joy, a delight, to write.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1978636
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002306738
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6479448
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1112056
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2442573
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9447162
A real benefit to society there. :censored:
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1978636
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002306738
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6479448
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1112056
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2442573
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9447162
A real benefit to society there. :censored:
Carl, the benefit that he provides to society is as a bad example. O-)
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I thought Mark would place a little higher and that he made for a fine nominee for the RM award. I wonder how his socialist forum is doing, haven't checked there recently.
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So, the Drunken DUchebag got a pizza, huh?
I would say I'm gonna miss him, but then again, he was a bigoted, dope- addled, hypocritical, hate- filled, ignorant buffoon. The only real issues I have with this are 1) He should have ranked higher on this list, and 2) Not being able to post on DU anymore means he'll likely have more time to make his wife and kids' lives a living Hell. I'll have to pray for those poor people who put up with him in person on a daily basis.