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Title: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: franksolich on December 24, 2013, 03:23:49 PM
If one wishes to extend greetings for the holiday to the primitives, please feel free to do so.

On this, one of the two most sacred days in the history of the world, decent and civilized people are out in real life, commemorating the reason in one form or another, and it's the slowest day of the year for "members" on conservativecave.  The bottom of the forum page may show lots and lots of members present, but really, they're not; they're just logged on, and off doing something else.

On the other hand, "guests" come here like hordes of bison of old, great big thundering herds of them that cover the ground from horizon to horizon.

Some of them are just idle strangers, but many of them are lurking primitives.

So if one's inclined, feel free to wish the primitives a merry Christmas here--either the primitives as a whole, or any individual primitive, whatever rows one's boat, rocks one's chair, pushes one's buttons.

As God knows, they're lonely this day, and it's an act of Christian compassion to solace the wretched.

I'd like to extend my personal best wishes to the brain-damaged primitive, who provided the DUmpster with so much amusement and entertainment, especially the last three months.  I'm especially grateful for him because he made it easier to continually replenish the inventory of the DUmpster.

God bless us, everyone, walrus-face!

I had a dream last night, in which I was hanging around with Clare Boothe Luce, Wellington Koo, Chiang Kai-shek, Joseph Stilwell, T.V. Soong, and Patrick Hurley, and we went to examine a live nativity enactment at a church in urban northern New Jersey.   

The manger was big enough to ensconce a walrus, and slumbering within it was the brain-damaged primitive.

Anyway.

The countdown of the Top Ten DUmmies, plus the CCA, begins Christmas Day.....
Title: Re: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: Big Dog on December 24, 2013, 04:17:46 PM
On behalf of red-blooded men everywhere, I want to wish PhDD a most juglicious holiday.

Merry Motorboat, baby! I hope you get your stocking stuffed tonight and you wake up tomorrow to a faceful of cheer!
Title: Re: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: franksolich on December 24, 2013, 04:18:28 PM
On behalf of red-blooded men everywhere, I want to wish PhDD a most juglicious holiday.

Merry Motorboat, baby! I hope you get your stocking stuffed tonight and you wake up tomorrow to a faceful of cheer!

Good one.

Awesome!
Title: Re: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 24, 2013, 04:29:25 PM
On behalf of red-blooded men everywhere, I want to wish PhDD a most juglicious holiday.

Merry Motorboat, baby! I hope you get your stocking stuffed tonight and you wake up tomorrow to a faceful of cheer!

H5 for that.  Genius!
Title: Re: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 24, 2013, 04:39:26 PM
On behalf of red-blooded men everywhere, I want to wish PhDD a most juglicious holiday.

Merry Motorboat, baby! I hope you get your stocking stuffed tonight and you wake up tomorrow to a faceful of cheer!

Threadwin right out of the gate!

I second this to our lurking liberal lovers.
Title: Re: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 24, 2013, 08:05:22 PM
I hope every DUmmy spends his life in physical, mental, and financial agony.

I hope every democrat eats shit and dies.

Merry Christmas to everyone else.
Title: Re: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: franksolich on December 24, 2013, 08:44:05 PM
I hope every DUmmy spends his life in physical, mental, and financial agony.

I hope every democrat eats shit and dies.

Merry Christmas to everyone else.

My sentiments exactly, although I'd torture a little bit more.

I'd have the rectal apertures of all the primitves sewn shut, so they wouldn't be able to empty their intestines the rest of their lives.

And a merry Christmas! to decent and civilized people all over the world.
Title: Re: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: Mike220 on December 25, 2013, 06:27:31 AM
Merry Christmas DUmbasses. I got y'all presents. Form an orderly line, there's enough for everyone...

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Remember, it's down the road, not across the street.
Title: Re: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: wasp69 on December 25, 2013, 08:21:57 AM
On behalf of red-blooded men everywhere, I want to wish PhDD a most juglicious holiday.

Merry Motorboat, baby! I hope you get your stocking stuffed tonight and you wake up tomorrow to a faceful of cheer!

Yeah, I have nothing that can top that...
Title: Re: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: Carl on December 25, 2013, 09:09:53 AM
Merry Christmas DUmbasses,today we celebrate the entry into this world the greatest gift ever,redemption and a chance to be reunited with God.
One day you will stand before His Great White Throne and rue the day you mocked and rejected Him.

May your daily anger,hatred and bile consume you as you march towards your inevitable eternity.
Title: Re: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: diesel driver on December 25, 2013, 10:51:37 AM
I like to wish all DUmmies a Merry Christmas, if for no other reason, the phrase "Merry Christmas" pisses them off.

I also wish them a happy and prosperous New Year (not!), and may they get the health care and government benefits they voted for.

As for everyone else, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!

As for Obamacare:   :bigbird:
Title: Re: "wish the primitives a merry Christmas" thread
Post by: Tucker on December 25, 2013, 11:29:15 AM
 :bigbird:

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