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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on December 24, 2013, 01:51:20 PM
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LocoNuts finally breaks down and takes some advice from GOBUCKS. If he keeps it up, this could be the great beginning for a DOTY 2014 run!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018540235
Star Member Locut0s (4,784 posts) Tue Dec 24, 2013, 01:11 AM
Pre Christmas family dinner finished.Rather drunk. Ask me anything!
We always have a family Christmas dinner on the 23rd at our house and then again on the 25th at someone else's house.
GOBUCKS, on Nov. 23rd:
If LocoNuts lurks here, I'd strongly recommend that he find comfort in alcohol.
LocoNuts needs help, and nothing beats alcohol's track record for helping nuts like him to cope with the real world.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92806.0/msg,1162988.html
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (107,201 posts) Tue Dec 24, 2013, 01:16 AM
1. My dear Locut0s!
What was on the menu?
Sounds like a lot of feasting going on!
Star Member Locut0s (4,784 posts) Tue Dec 24, 2013, 01:22 AM
2. Hmm let's see....
Last edited Tue Dec 24, 2013, 01:36 AM - Edit history (1)
Vegetarian lasagna
Lemon baked potatoes with herbs
Salad with pomegranate and walnuts
Mesquite Steaks
Bacon wrapped steaks
Bread
Oven baked vegetables, smothered in oil
Baked sweat potatoes.
Desert
Home made apple pie ( my own, I make a mean apple pie)
Lemon cheese cake
Ice cream.
Edit: some store bought some home made. I did about 50-60% of the home made stuff. All of the apple pie
I get the feeling that is not a typo.
Star Member Locut0s (4,784 posts) Tue Dec 24, 2013, 01:33 AM
4. Lol I am. And a bit tipsy. Thank you. I hope that...
I hope that your Christmas is even better! Tis the season to indulge and selebarate. You don't have to have a big congregation, it's the love and affection that goes into the event that maters.
Tue Dec 24, 2013, 01:59 AM
Star Member Locut0s (4,784 posts)
9. Hay we share something in common..
The sweat potatoes were there for the taking but trust me they never so much as touched my fork for a second. I love potatoes but for some reason sweat potatoes almost make choke
Somebody finally points out LocoNut's sweat potatoes [sic], and he doubles down on them:
Star Member Locut0s (4,784 posts) Tue Dec 24, 2013, 02:11 AM
11. Hay don't knock them till you've tried them...
20 hours in the sauna to make 1 sweat potatoe. It's a labour of love
God damn dyslexia
I guess the dyslexia caused you to Dan Quayle that potatoe [sic], too. ::) It looks like nads proofread his posts.
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A fellow fan of Garfield Minus Garfield?
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Yeah, I had forgotten about it until you reminded me.
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:lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
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Dammit!! I saw the title and thought he'd shot himself.
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Dammit!! I saw the title and thought he'd shot himself.
That was my hope too.
I was disappointed.
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Are the Oven baked vegetables, smothered in palm oil?
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Star Member Locut0s (4,784 posts) Tue Dec 24, 2013, 02:11 AM
11. Hay don't knock them till you've tried them...
20 hours in the sauna to make 1 sweat potatoe. It's a labour of love
God damn dyslexia
Is there a single malady or ailment anywhere at all that these DUmmies do not claim as their own? Jeez - it's no wonder they don't work, can't work, don't want to work, just hang out on DU comparing miseries.
Another DUmmy asks LocoNuts how he feels this morning, and the response is
Locut0s (4,785 posts)
13. All things considered not bad :D
Of course I was able to sleep in. It was a good dinner last night.
Of course he was able to sleep in. No job, no school, no responsibilities, no replies to anyone who responded to his resume submittals to write ( I doubt anyone is going to repsond to his resumes.)
Life is good in the parasite lane.
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I guess being a crazy drunk or a drunken crazy is a distinction without a difference.
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That was my hope too.
I was disappointed.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
H5 Frank!!!
BTW... Merry Christmas!
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I guess being a crazy drunk or a drunken crazy is a distinction without a difference.
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Good advice for cocoloco...