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Current Events => Breaking News => Topic started by: txradioguy on December 24, 2013, 05:49:39 AM

Title: Santa's Airborne...Christmas 2013 Underway!
Post by: txradioguy on December 24, 2013, 05:49:39 AM

For those of you that still believe...you can track him here:

http://www.noradsanta.org/


Merry Christmas everyone!

Title: Re: Santa's Airborne...Christmas 2013 Underway!
Post by: obumazombie on December 24, 2013, 09:59:37 AM

He has to average 1000 miles an hour.
So his top speed needs to make up for all the full stops.

Title: Re: Santa's Airborne...Christmas 2013 Underway!
Post by: txradioguy on December 24, 2013, 12:22:51 PM

Quote from: obumazombie on December 24, 2013, 09:59:37 AM

He has to average 1000 miles an hour.
So his top speed needs to make up for all the full stops.

I hope his sleigh comes with flares chaff and a missile avoidance system. He's about to pass over Tehran.  :o

Title: Re: Santa's Airborne...Christmas 2013 Underway!
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 24, 2013, 01:23:19 PM

He's going to need to hit a tanker at least 5 times before his mission is complete

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1426668_10202573126318747_160885715_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Santa's Airborne...Christmas 2013 Underway!
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 24, 2013, 01:39:13 PM

Merry Christmas to all!

(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/731da5ce6a5b11e3855c120ccc3aa4f0_8.jpg)

Title: Re: Santa's Airborne...Christmas 2013 Underway!
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 24, 2013, 03:50:06 PM

I have steaks and my barbeque ready for my yearly delivery of coal.

Merry Christmas!

Title: Re: Santa's Airborne...Christmas 2013 Underway!
Post by: obumazombie on December 25, 2013, 12:26:02 AM

I smell ptarmigan...

(http://hellogiggles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/10/Christmas-Bunny--714x535.jpg)


He better not be stealing my Christmas stocking gifts !

Title: Re: Santa's Airborne...Christmas 2013 Underway!
Post by: NHSparky on December 25, 2013, 10:27:50 AM

Merry Christmas to all!

Title: Re: Santa's Airborne...Christmas 2013 Underway!
Post by: docstew on December 27, 2013, 09:10:26 PM

Damn Right Santa is Airborne
(http://i1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/732882991/airborne_santa_picture_ornament.jpg?color=White&height=460&width=460&padToSquare=true)