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Title: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: formerlurker on December 20, 2013, 06:15:50 PM
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Thu Dec 19, 2013, 09:30 PM

Star Member kimbutgar (1,095 posts)

Shopping for Xmas I saw duck dynasty stuff at Kohl's
The duck dynasty stuff was not picked over like the other stuff. Matter of fact it didn't appear to be a big seller. They were discounting it. Mind you this was Colma, CA. Right next to San Francisco but I would never spend a dime mainly because of the "blacks were better off before the civil rights act" comment.

I like some reality tv but could not get into the Duck Dynasty even after 10 minutes.

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Thu Dec 19, 2013, 09:45 PM

legcramp (188 posts)
2. So in 24 hours you're already seeing the effects of this current kerfunckle?

They really are in huge trouble then.

I expect they'll be back living in the Louisiana swamps soon.
      
   

No legcramp, it's a bouncy.



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Thu Dec 19, 2013, 09:47 PM

nadinbrzezinski (128,363 posts)
3. Ralph's has merch on the 75% bin here

Never watched it, I went wtf is DD? Merch on sale. Same happened with the Dean stuff.



 :yawn:
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: FlaGator on December 20, 2013, 06:25:49 PM
Everything I am hearing is that there is now a high demand on anything Duck Dynasty.  Go to eBay right now and look around. DD stuff demanding top dollar.

More DU wishful thinking.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 20, 2013, 06:33:56 PM
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Duck Dynasty's $400m empire booms despite gay sex row: Walmart SELLS OUT of show merchandise as fans flock to support Phil
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2527204/Duck-Dynastys-multi-million-payday-Their-400m-empire-flourishes-amid-scandal-fans-flock-support-Phil-Robertson-Walmart-sells-merchandise.html

Ouch, that double shot to the balls is going to hurt.  :nutkick:
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: Freeper on December 20, 2013, 06:37:50 PM
Just as sure as Rush is toast the DD family will be moving into the poor house.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: diesel driver on December 20, 2013, 06:51:01 PM
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legcramp (188 posts)
2. So in 24 hours you're already seeing the effects of this current kerfunckle?

They really are in huge trouble then.

I expect they'll be back living in the Louisiana swamps soon.

They never left, numbnuts!   :nutkick:

BTW, BOTH Walmart and Kmart locally have sold out of DD merchandise.

SUCK IT, DUmmies!
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: Carl on December 20, 2013, 06:57:00 PM
Strange,the reporting says something different.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/duck-dynasty-fallout-glaad-reeling-biggest-backlash-years-010050637.html
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 20, 2013, 07:01:22 PM
They never left, numbnuts!   :nutkick:

BTW, BOTH Walmart and Kmart locally have sold out of DD merchandise.

SUCK IT, DUmmies

Walmart, no less.

Let the tooth gnashing begin.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: jukin on December 20, 2013, 07:04:40 PM
When the DUches start the bouncys you know they are losing and scared.

What is the facebook page up to 2 million, or 3 million. I know, I know that is just a small percentage of America [/King Barky the Incompetent]

Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: dandi on December 20, 2013, 09:07:19 PM
Everything I read says it's flying off the shelves.

I have heard some recommendations though not to by the "Duck Dynasty" branded merchandise because A&E controls most of it. Rather, you should buy the "Duck Commander" products as they are controlled by the Robertson family.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: MrsSmith on December 20, 2013, 09:09:58 PM
Don't buy "dynasty" stuff, buy "commander" stuff.  Dynasty belongs to A&E, Commander belongs to Robertsons.


{edit} Beat me by 2 minutes, dandi.   :p
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 20, 2013, 09:26:07 PM
IIRC, they also have a line of deer hunting products under the "Buck Commander" name.  I'll have to look into that stuff. O-)
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 20, 2013, 09:47:34 PM
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Thu Dec 19, 2013, 09:30 PM

Star Member kimbutgar (1,095 posts)

Shopping for Xmas I saw duck dynasty stuff at Kohl's
The duck dynasty stuff was not picked over like the other stuff. Matter of fact it didn't appear to be a big seller. They were discounting it.

Here's a clue for you, shitferbrains:  The Duck COMMANDER line is selling like hot cakes.  That's the one NOT owned by AMC.

See how that works?

Idiot.

IIRC, they also have a line of deer hunting products under the "Buck Commander" name.  I'll have to look into that stuff. O-)

They do and I am.  Funny thing is, I have never watched the show.   :-)

Suck it, (D)Ummies...

EDIT  HOURS LATER:

Delete - AMC
Insert - A&E

It's alright (D)Ummies, you don't know the difference, anyway.

Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: JGHB on December 20, 2013, 11:59:39 PM
Everything I am hearing is that there is now a high demand on anything Duck Dynasty.  Go to eBay right now and look around. DD stuff demanding top dollar.

More DU wishful thinking.

I agree.  Wal Mart is sold out online of much of DD merchandise.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: Chris_ on December 21, 2013, 12:13:53 AM
Well shit.  There goes all my Christmas shopping.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 21, 2013, 04:36:12 AM
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nadinbrzezinski (128,363 posts)
3. Ralph's has merch on the 75% bin here

Never watched it, I went wtf is DD? Merch on sale. Same happened with the Dean stuff.

wait wait wait...as in Howard Dean? Didnt know they even sold his brand of stuff. Was it a commemorative doll that screams when you pull it's string?  Why on earth would something like that be in the bargain bin...?
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: GunHumper1987 on December 21, 2013, 08:42:25 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2527204/Duck-Dynastys-multi-million-payday-Their-400m-empire-flourishes-amid-scandal-fans-flock-support-Phil-Robertson-Walmart-sells-merchandise.html

Ouch, that double shot to the balls is going to hurt.  :nutkick:

Have you seen the people that go into walmart... haha now that's hilarious!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: formerlurker on December 21, 2013, 08:51:11 AM
Have you seen the people that go into walmart... haha now that's hilarious!  :rofl:

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Hmmm...
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: Big Dog on December 21, 2013, 08:51:47 AM
Have you seen the people that go into walmart... haha now that's hilarious!  :rofl:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nOBmQ90muKU/TCaSbKhP3TI/AAAAAAAAAgo/5zR6MYtB7EI/s1600/Biden1.jpg)

Since King Hussein cut Slow Joe back to 29 hours a week, he had to take a second job.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: FlaGator on December 21, 2013, 09:22:08 AM
Have you seen the people that go into walmart... haha now that's hilarious!  :rofl:

Why are you attacking the looks of people who shop at Walmart? Because they don't meet your standards on attractiveness does that mean that their purchasing power is less important than those who do?
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: GunHumper1987 on December 21, 2013, 09:27:11 AM
Why are you attacking the looks of people who shop at Walmart? Because they don't meet your standards on attractiveness does that mean that their purchasing power is less important than those who do?



why do you continue to attack me  :lmao: :tongue:
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 21, 2013, 09:48:40 AM
Have you seen the people that go into walmart... haha now that's hilarious!  :rofl:

I suppose, in some alternate universe, the type of people that go to a given store has a direct effect on the price one pays at that store.

Discount merchandise, how does it work?

Why don't you try banging your head against the wall a few more times amd seen if you can't get rid of the .....:

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why do you continue to attack me  :lmao: :tongue:

Because you're a goof?  Hey, have you seen some of the retards that attend solemn funerals?

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Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: GOP Congress on December 21, 2013, 12:53:35 PM
If I worked in that store, and they were "discounting" it, I would grab the entire stock and make a mint off of Ebay myself.

Otherwise, I throw the bullshit flag on this one.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: jukin on December 21, 2013, 12:55:26 PM
Cracker Barrel is about to take a large hit to their business.

A poster at Twitchy said that a&e viewership was down 6 million last night for DD.

I would also suggest to boycott all things Disney as they are 50/50 with Hearst in the a&e venture. I already boycott Hearst.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: Bad Dog on December 21, 2013, 01:02:10 PM


why do you continue to attack me  :lmao: :tongue:

Same reason as the guy said when asked why he climbed Everest..."because it's there".

That and, as you like to say, you are a vagina.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: Linda on December 21, 2013, 01:25:31 PM
Hey Gunhumper and the rest of the DUmmies lurking over here. Phil and the family sent you a message.


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Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: BattleHymn on December 21, 2013, 01:30:11 PM
They never left, numbnuts!   :nutkick:

BTW, BOTH Walmart and Kmart locally have sold out of DD merchandise.

SUCK IT, DUmmies!


Same here.  I didn't got to Kmart, though.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: Freeper on December 21, 2013, 01:32:18 PM
Well I did notice that no Kmart here in Tallahassee carried a single DD item on their shelves. Then again the last one left here, closed the doors about 2 years ago.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: thundley4 on December 21, 2013, 01:45:41 PM
Well I did notice that no Kmart here in Tallahassee carried a single DD item on their shelves. Then again the last one left here, closed the doors about 2 years ago.

Our local K Mart has gone down hill every year since they started carrying Martha Stewart crap.  It seems like it's getting worse since carrying clothing lines for some of the Disney Chicks.

Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on December 21, 2013, 02:12:51 PM
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Star Member a kennedy (7,802 posts)
5. I know.....I did too, last week when I was shopping.....

I tried to put towels over all the stuff, but an employee saw me and said, "that is our best selling items for Christmas". THEIR BEST SELLING ITEMS???? In the store I asked?? She said yup, their BEST selling items. I ran.....

Oh, a nested bouncy, from a keneedy no less.   The swimmer would be proud.
Title: Re: Duck Dynasty bouncies commence...
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 21, 2013, 03:59:53 PM
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Thu Dec 19, 2013, 09:45 PM

legcramp (188 posts)
2. So in 24 hours you're already seeing the effects of this current kerfunckle?

Kerfunckle!!! Someone is reading the nadin threads here. That is an original nadinism.

By the way, for the benefit of DUmmy (or, more likely, mole) legcramp, the proper spelling of the nadinism is "kerfunkle".