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Title: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: formerlurker on December 19, 2013, 06:00:21 PM
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Thu Dec 19, 2013, 06:47 PM

Star Member Omaha Steve (37,687 posts)

The baby is due in February

Marta and I went out to dinner. We have been eating there regularly for almost 30 years. One of the waitresses knows we are big D's. She came over to talk, even though we weren't at her table. She was very excited to share. The baby is due in Feb. Congratulations was expressed. She mentioned her husband is a diabetic.

Then her BIG news. The family will have health insurance they can afford starting the first of the year! Need I say more?

OS

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10024201492

No Steve, you need not say more.


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Thu Dec 19, 2013, 06:53 PM

nadinbrzezinski (128,349 posts)
2. Cold water, I hope she is still seeing a doctor

or that will be a high risk pregnancy regardless.

She will be going on the big guy's iggy list for sure.  Attention whore.
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: miskie on December 19, 2013, 06:12:09 PM
One bit of truth is in there. OS is indeed a really big D. Perhaps one of the biggest Ds I know of.
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: formerlurker on December 19, 2013, 06:23:15 PM

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Thu Dec 19, 2013, 07:04 PM

Boomerproud (810 posts)
4. Best wishes to mother and baby.

I'm sending light for a healthy pregnancy and birth.

Sending light?   Anyone?

Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 19, 2013, 06:48:31 PM
Sending light?   Anyone?



Why would you throw a maglight at a pregnant woman?
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: Crazy Horse on December 19, 2013, 06:54:55 PM
Sending light?   Anyone?



You being serious??
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: Freeper on December 19, 2013, 07:18:33 PM
Sending light?   Anyone?

Well at least they aren't like those stupid fundies who believe in a sky daddy.
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: obumazombie on December 19, 2013, 10:20:50 PM
"Sending light"
Offering to ignite a blunt.
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: dane on December 20, 2013, 05:03:06 AM
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Thu Dec 19, 2013, 07:04 PM
Boomerproud (810 posts)
4. Best wishes to mother and baby.
I'm sending light for a healthy pregnancy and birth.

Where does one send this light?  And how?  USPS, FedEx, some other means?  There was no address provided.
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: diesel driver on December 20, 2013, 05:08:00 AM
Where does one send this light?  And how?  USPS, FedEx, some other means?  There was no address provided.

They shine a flashlight into the air.

The light knows where it's going...    :lmao:
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 20, 2013, 05:52:40 AM
They shine a flashlight into the air.

The light knows where it's going...    :lmao:
The stark delivers it along with the baby....don't y'all know anything about modern Obamacare medicine?
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: Skul on December 20, 2013, 06:01:05 AM
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The family will have health insurance they can afford starting the first of the year! Need I say more?
In other words, taxpayers, you know, other people, are paying the bill.
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 20, 2013, 06:10:16 AM
Why would you throw a maglight at a pregnant woman?

Because she's a Democrat.

DUH!
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: Skul on December 20, 2013, 06:21:17 AM
Because she's a Democrat.

DUH!
:rimshot:
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: tanstaafl on December 20, 2013, 06:23:27 AM
The stark delivers it along with the baby....don't y'all know anything about modern Obamacare medicine?

Maybe it's "The Snork".

Or the stark cabbage leaf.

Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 20, 2013, 07:17:37 AM
Maybe it's "The Snork".

Or the stark cabbage leaf.



No, Iron Man delivers babies. I thought everyone knew that...
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: Maxiest on December 20, 2013, 08:14:32 AM
She probably got Medicaid under the Medicaid expansion.  Yeah big win mother****ers!
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: Skul on December 20, 2013, 08:21:50 AM
Maybe it's "The Snork".

Or the stark cabbage leaf.
No, Iron Man delivers babies. I thought everyone knew that...
>Snort<
That sounds like a bit of snark.


 :bolt:
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 20, 2013, 08:35:38 AM
Because she's a Democrat.

DUH!

That's impossible. Democrat women head straight for the nearest planned parenthood to get that little problem removed as soon as they find out.
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: jukin on December 20, 2013, 05:12:00 PM
Where does one send this light?  And how?  USPS, FedEx, some other means?  There was no address provided.

I have Amazon Prime so i send it for free. No really for free. That Bezos is freaking nerd genius.
Title: Re: OS spins an Obamacare bouncy...and Nads throws cold water on it.
Post by: GOP Congress on December 21, 2013, 01:13:03 PM
Bouncy or not, if it were true, why does something tell me that the waitress' new kid will not know who his real daddy was? Another Julia moment...