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Title: I nevre knew this
Post by: Wineslob on December 19, 2013, 10:24:47 AM
1. F *** ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.

2. F *** ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F *** ing refreshes you.

4. After F *** ing dont eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try to do f *** ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

6. F *** ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.

So remember :

>>>>>> F AST ING is good for your health, and may God cleanse your Dirty Mind.



 :-)
Title: Re: I nevre knew this
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 19, 2013, 10:30:15 AM
1. F *** ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.

2. F *** ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F *** ing refreshes you.

4. After F *** ing dont eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try to do f *** ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

6. F *** ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.

So remember :

>>>>>> F AST ING is good for your health, and may God cleanse your Dirty Mind.



 :-)
I thought they were talking about farting.
Title: Re: I nevre knew this
Post by: obumazombie on December 19, 2013, 11:41:17 AM
Let's see how many immediately jump right into the gutter.
I sorta did.
Title: Re: I nevre knew this
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 19, 2013, 12:01:23 PM
Let's see how many immediately jump right into the gutter.
I sorta did.
Sorta did my ass....you did just like me and made a graceful swan dive into the gutter.
Title: Re: I nevre knew this
Post by: DefiantSix on December 19, 2013, 12:04:44 PM
Let's see how many immediately jump right into the gutter.
I sorta did.

Sorta did my ass....you did just like me and made a graceful swan dive into the gutter.

 :argh: Y'all wanna gitcher minds out of the damned gutter...   :rant:


...so mine can float by?  :-) :tongue:
Title: Re: I nevre knew this
Post by: Eupher on December 19, 2013, 01:43:56 PM
Sorta did my ass....you did just like me and made a graceful swan dive into the gutter.

My swan dives look like something right out of mud wrestling, so I'll just wear that badge of honor with distinction.  :p
Title: Re: I nevre knew this
Post by: obumazombie on December 19, 2013, 05:13:12 PM
Sorta did my ass....you did just like me and made a graceful swan dive into the gutter.
Color me red(handed and faced) !
Title: Re: I nevre knew this
Post by: wasp69 on December 19, 2013, 05:19:30 PM
Sorta did my ass....you did just like me and made a graceful swan dive into the gutter.

Yeah....  Me, too...  :shucks: