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Title: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Tess Anderson on December 18, 2013, 02:06:04 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018537029

I bet the paperwork is done, alright:

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Wed Dec 18, 2013, 02:41 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,371 posts)


Well, the paper work is done...


 Now the hard part. Picking an apartment.

I have five apartment complexes to choose from. Four have studios . This is going to be hard. They are all really nice places with all the amenities you want and need. Going to have to do a lot of study of the places. Have only 3 weeks to decide.

so there's four studio apartments and a one bedroom? Duh, Amber ..  . :mental:
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 18, 2013, 02:14:14 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018537029

I bet the paperwork is done, alright:

so there's four studio apartments and a one bedroom? Duh, Amber ..  . :mental:

Eh...when working in a 7/11 is something that simply cannot be overcome...well, there will be other trying times.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Chris_ on December 18, 2013, 02:22:57 PM
She's a regular Leona Helmsley.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: fatboy on December 18, 2013, 02:28:49 PM
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They are all really nice places with all the amenities you want and need.

Take the one closest to the sauna. Going to need to unwind after a long hard day at the office. Hopefully, that one will offer valet parking. You know how difficult finding a space is during the evening rush.

Location close to the train station. This will allow her to leave her car home and take the train to the airport when business takes her to NYC or LA.

Swimming pool. Don't accept a unit that is too far from it. Same goes for the exercise room.

Shops, especally boutiques, must be close to the front door. The hair stylist should be no more than 1 block away.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 18, 2013, 02:37:20 PM
Take the one closest to the sauna. Going to need to unwind after a long hard day at the office. Hopefully, that one will offer valet parking. You know how difficult finding a space is during the evening rush.

Location close to the train station. This will allow her to leave her car home and take the train to the airport when business takes her to NYC or LA.

Swimming pool. Don't accept a unit that is too far from it. Same goes for the exercise room.

Shops, especally boutiques, must be close to the front door. The hair stylist should be no more than 1 block away.

It sounds like Amber is on easy street.

The only things she lacks now are a job, money, sanity, a grasp on reality, and a future.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: fatboy on December 18, 2013, 02:47:25 PM
AND,  green space. Must have plenty of Green Space!
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 18, 2013, 02:53:56 PM
Which one is closest to the imaginary Indian?  :???:
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: DefiantSix on December 18, 2013, 02:58:54 PM
Which one is closest to the imaginary Indian?  :???:

Does it matter?  I'm sure any one of them will be great for Chief Running Drugs to relocate his "business operations" to. :whistling:
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: USA4ME on December 18, 2013, 03:00:41 PM
She's thinking this...

(http://www.oldwoolstore.com.au/images/rooms/studio/studio-night.jpg)

... when really, it'll be more like this.

(http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100331/640/the_filthiest_apartments_640_05.jpg)

.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 18, 2013, 03:02:19 PM
Does it matter?  I'm sure any one of them will be great for Chief Running Drugs to relocate his "business operations" to. :whistling:
Where they going to keep his horse?
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: DefiantSix on December 18, 2013, 03:03:14 PM
Where they going to keep his horse?

That's for the valet to worry about.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 18, 2013, 03:07:06 PM
Where they going to keep his horse?

In the fridge!

Geez, do I ahve to do all tha thinkin around hear!?!
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: obumazombie on December 18, 2013, 03:26:17 PM
Don't overlook the value of a compost pile.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: fatboy on December 18, 2013, 03:27:31 PM
Which one is closest to the imaginary Indian?  :???:

That, I believe, is the one they call "Pup Tent".
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: DefiantSix on December 18, 2013, 03:27:47 PM
Don't overlook the value of a compost pile.

Well, if you're going to have a compost pile, then you simply MUST have the communal garden plots that goes with it.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on December 18, 2013, 03:31:50 PM
The unwashed sponge would do well to pick the one with the most windows to help with airflow.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: DefiantSix on December 18, 2013, 03:33:39 PM
The unwashed sponge would do well to pick the one with the most windows to help with airflow.

Her neighbors would do well if she chose the one with the FEWEST portals for her personal effervescence to escape into the commons areas.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Linda on December 18, 2013, 04:03:29 PM
She's thinking this...

(http://www.oldwoolstore.com.au/images/rooms/studio/studio-night.jpg)

... when really, it'll be more like this.

(http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100331/640/the_filthiest_apartments_640_05.jpg)

.


Those pics are more like...


Before Amber moved in


and


After Amber moved in...
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: jukin on December 18, 2013, 04:10:35 PM
I'm sorry but shit like this makes me see red!
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: diesel driver on December 18, 2013, 04:17:23 PM
Well, if you're going to have a compost pile, then you simply MUST have the communal garden plots that goes with it.

I believe that is included in the "Green Zone" fatboy was talking about.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: franksolich on December 18, 2013, 04:21:00 PM
I'm sorry but shit like this makes me see red!

I really doubt she's going to get something nice.

It'll probably look something like this, when she moves in:

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/phtrashed_zpsc5c81239.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/phtrashed_zpsc5c81239.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: dane on December 18, 2013, 04:24:47 PM
I'm sorry but shit like this makes me see red!
Agreed!  What she termed 'the American dream being alive' several days ago, is actually the 'DUmmie dream', a place to live that someone else (taxpayers) is paying for.

Shortly after moving in she will complain about the apartment amenities, her EBT amount not being enough to last the month, the "system" not providing adequate transportation, inadequate (but free to her) medical/dental care.

Parasite.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Dori on December 18, 2013, 04:40:02 PM
Take the one closest to the sauna. Going to need to unwind after a long hard day at the office. Hopefully, that one will offer valet parking. You know how difficult finding a space is during the evening rush.

She'll be working at a coffee shop, and she doesn't know how to drive.

Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: DefiantSix on December 18, 2013, 04:44:30 PM
She'll be working at a coffee shop, and she doesn't know how to drive.



Entirely beside the point, Dear Dori. Each of these things is a fundamental, basic human right, according to Amber's fellow DUmbshits, and their philosophy of "I WANT IT!! WAAAAAAH!!!"

Basic civility and human decency demands that we - the producers - open our wallets (again) and do our civic duty for our motivationally challenged fellow citizens.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: 67 Rover on December 18, 2013, 05:07:19 PM
Make sure that you check with management to see if they will allow your bed bug pets to stay also, and don't forget to include them in the decision making process on which apartment they would prefer.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 18, 2013, 05:38:49 PM
Crystal Naydeen tossed Amber over cleanliness and housekeeping, and Crystal Naydeen isn't exactly Martha Stewart herself.

One cause of friction was when Amber introduced bedbugs to Crystal Naydeen's trailer.

I don't think Amber has ever been responsible for an indoor living space.

Sounds like a risky investment for the taxpayers of Tucson.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 18, 2013, 06:16:11 PM
Waitaminute. Why isn't Amber staying at Whitecloud's ranch? The ripped injun brought her home to meet mom...you don't bring a gal home to meet mom and then leave her at the underpass.

If Amber is headed for her own apartment...then maybe there is a new bodice ripper/torrid romance about to break out. I don't think royalty visits the slums of Tucson that often. Who could the new tall and dark stranger be?
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 18, 2013, 07:34:46 PM
I'm sorry but shit like this makes me see red!

I know how ya feel, Jukin. Don't worry though... she will find some way to screw the arrangement up and get kicked out.  :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: diesel driver on December 18, 2013, 07:38:18 PM
Garbage,  it's not just a floor covering.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 18, 2013, 07:41:47 PM
Seriously, Amber.  How many people go to a new town, are homeless for several weeks, and then a job and apartment fall into their laps just like that?  Next thing you know, she'll be telling us they stock the fridge and cupboards for her every week and provide free Wifi. 

I don't believe a word of what she says.  There is no job and no apartment. 

Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 18, 2013, 08:20:10 PM
Seriously, Amber.  How many people go to a new town, are homeless for several weeks, and then a job and apartment fall into their laps just like that?  Next thing you know, she'll be telling us they stock the fridge and cupboards for her every week and provide free Wifi. 


I think she is confusing the Sally with an apartment.   :tongue: :tongue:
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: JLO on December 18, 2013, 09:12:43 PM
I know how ya feel, Jukin. Don't worry though... she will find some way to screw the arrangement up and get kicked out.  :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

I bet you're right.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: DefiantSix on December 18, 2013, 09:35:09 PM
I know how ya feel, Jukin. Don't worry though... she will find some way to screw the arrangement up and get kicked out.  :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

The exterminator's bill just trying to keep the bedbug infestation in check will make it cost prohibitive for the management to do anything else.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 18, 2013, 09:44:26 PM
I don't believe a word of what she says.  There is no job and no apartment. 
How could you doubt her story!

Her new fully-furnished free apartment is going to be so nice, so luxurious, so plush, pretty soon Dreamboat Dave and Evil Chad will ask to move in with her.

Then Dreamboat Dave, Evil Chad, and Chief Running Drugs will have a huge battle royale for breeding rights to Amber.

Or maybe she'll find room for all of them in her new free super kingsize bed.

She's finally emerging from the fog of Post Tornado Stress Disorder.

Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Tucker on December 18, 2013, 09:47:21 PM
Seriously, Amber.  How many people go to a new town, are homeless for several weeks, and then a job and apartment fall into their laps just like that?  Next thing you know, she'll be telling us they stock the fridge and cupboards for her every week and provide free Wifi.  

I don't believe a word of what she says.  There is no job and no apartment.  



I agree with you and have previously said so. It was GOBUCKS that first made me think so, way back when.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Chris_ on December 18, 2013, 09:49:58 PM
I agree with you and have previously said so. It was GOBUCKS that first made me think so, way back when.
She's already a delusional crackpot. 

This should be interesting.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 18, 2013, 09:53:44 PM
Well, at least she's getting good, expert advice:

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)Wed Dec 18, 2013, 09:37 PM
Star Member Locut0s (4,647 posts)
19. Great news LFR! Here's rooting for you, hope you get a nice place...

I would suggest looking on the internet. I don't know specifically where to point you but there are review and comment sites out there for just about everything and anything now.

If I'm looking for a place to live, LocoNuts is the guy I'm asking.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 18, 2013, 10:24:01 PM
Amber is a beggar and we all know that beggars cannot be choosers.  If she were offered up a dark, smelly, and dirty dumpster filled with three corpses behind the 7-11, that would be a step up from anywhere she's ever lived before. 

She is just not telling the truth. 
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 18, 2013, 10:31:25 PM
The exterminator's bill just trying to keep the bedbug infestation in check will make it cost prohibitive for the management to do anything else.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That made me laugh, Defiant!!! H5!
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: obumazombie on December 18, 2013, 11:36:37 PM
Anyone remember the Michael Keaton movie "Pacific Heights" ?
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Chris_ on December 18, 2013, 11:53:31 PM
Anyone remember the Michael Keaton movie "Pacific Heights" ?
:rofl:  Yes.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Tucker on December 19, 2013, 06:13:33 AM
Aren't these types of living/work places temporary?

We know that this isn't a section 8 dwelling as those waiting lists are years long. She got in way too fast.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Dori on December 19, 2013, 10:22:41 AM
Aren't these types of living/work places temporary?

We know that this isn't a section 8 dwelling as those waiting lists are years long. She got in way too fast.

She definitely knows how to work the system.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: jukin on December 19, 2013, 12:53:51 PM
I believe this story because that is what our country has turned into. We berate the successful and productive and champion and cheer the lazy and unproductive. My only surprise is, Amber being white got into the system so fast. My best guess is that the agency had not spent all of their budget or more than there budget and had to make sure they did.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: Tucker on December 19, 2013, 01:53:19 PM
I believe this story because that is what our country has turned into. We berate the successful and productive and champion and cheer the lazy and unproductive. My only surprise is, Amber being white got into the system so fast. My best guess is that the agency had not spent all of their budget or more than there budget and had to make sure they did.

And what will happen when those working to support those that don't just give up? Hint: It won't be pretty.
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 19, 2013, 05:18:32 PM
And what will happen when those working to support those that don't just give up?

Dogs and cats living together?   :whistling: :whistling:


 :-)
Title: Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
Post by: JLO on December 19, 2013, 05:48:50 PM
My best guess is that the agency had not spent all of their budget or more than there budget and had to make sure they did.

That sounds about right I think.