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Title: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: Tucker on December 18, 2013, 05:45:22 AM
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Tue Dec 17, 2013, 01:42 AM

Star Member RB TexLa (16,419 posts)

A nice thing about not having a family during Christmas, I don't have to spend any of

my money on presents. Nothing, not one dime

Greed has no limits.

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Response to RB TexLa (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 01:55 AM

Star Member KansDem (25,690 posts)
1. Tell me about it!

Got home from work last Thursday to find water gushing out of a broken pipe and flooding the garage. It had frozen, cracked the pipe, then thawed.

I did my best to stem the flood (shut off water and applied a repair kit) but had to have a plumber out on Friday to fix it properly.

$400!!

That sure put a crimp in the ol' holiday shopping!

Now when a member of the family asks me, "Hubby/Daddy, what are you getting me for Xmas?" I reply "Running water."

Your Christmas budget is only 400 dollars?

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Response to RB TexLa (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 02:02 AM

Star Member Luminous Animal (19,842 posts)
2. I have family and I don't spend a dime on them.

(Except for my daughter - I buy her socks.)

Must be the lone democrat.

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Tue Dec 17, 2013, 02:09 AM

Star Member The Velveteen Ocelot (36,235 posts)
3. I wish I had someone to buy gifts for.

I have almost no family, wish I had someone to spend money on.

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Tue Dec 17, 2013, 02:17 AM

Star Member cilla4progress (3,493 posts)
5. I'm touched by your post.

I have a very small family, and few to buy for.

I share your loneliness.

Sending blessings and love your way. May you find people to share your love with.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:13 AM

Star Member a kennedy (7,783 posts)
19. We buy gifts for our older veterans. They have requests written down and we will

choose two of the requests lists and buy what is written on the lists. I feel they really need to be remembered also.

BULLSHIT!!!!!!

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Response to RB TexLa (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 02:45 AM

Star Member Warpy (73,277 posts)
8. I'd rather still have my family, thanks.

However, it's nice to get through the season without having to pretend a bunch of stuff I don't feel.

I think they kept every single present I ever sent them. I know my mother filched a couple of bad paintings out the trash when I left town for Boston.

The best presents were the ones I found threadbare and stained because I knew they'd been used over and over.

We've seen pics from inside of your shack. What a pig sty.

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Response to RB TexLa (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 06:57 AM

pintobean (10,714 posts)
11. What happened to your wife?


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Tue Dec 17, 2013, 09:25 AM

Star Member RB TexLa (16,419 posts)
12. She isn't my wife anymore. Nothing happened to her

 :lol:

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Response to RB TexLa (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:32 AM

nadinbrzezinski (128,322 posts)
21. I hate to say it...you are Scrooge

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I am Jewish and we still gave a few things to friends, including money to the widow of the man, who's family saved my father during the holocaust. I am glad to put that money in the mail to Poland every year. I guess moral obligations are alien to you too. Me, and I are your vocabulary, not we or us.

If you think this makes you nice, no it does not. It makes me feel sorry for you, to points of really sorry. What happened to you to make you this selfish I have no idea.

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Tue Dec 17, 2013, 01:03 PM

Star Member el_bryanto (5,309 posts)
25. Yeah it's great.

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Nothing better than being alone at the holidays to put your life in perspective. Just underlines what a cruel meaningless joke life is.

Bryant
These are some of my favorite types of DUmmy threads. I love it when they expose their misery.
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: dane on December 18, 2013, 05:53:43 AM
Why must they wait for Christmas to give gifts to friends/relatives?
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: Big Dog on December 18, 2013, 05:56:11 AM
Two words that are foreign to DUmmies:

Make friends.

Make friends.

Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: hillneck on December 18, 2013, 05:57:03 AM
The idiots on the island are truly a miserable bunch.  It's the little snippets like this that you see the true loathsome people they are.
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 18, 2013, 05:59:47 AM
I checked out this thread yesterday and it reminded me of a thanksgiving thread where it was stipulated that DUmmies hate their families.

Or rather, that their families would just as soon not have them around, and the DUmmies sense this so they go...well I got this uncle who is just insufferable so I ain't going.

Don't worry DUmmies, It's ok to sit alone in the darkness.

After all, you don't believe in all this crap...right?
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: Tucker on December 18, 2013, 06:02:54 AM
The idiots on the island are truly a miserable bunch.  It's the little snippets like this that you see the true loathsome people they are.

Yep.

That's another reason I love the Christmas season. You know that some of them add to the total count of suicide during the holidays.
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: Tucker on December 18, 2013, 06:05:04 AM
I checked out this thread yesterday and it reminded me of a thanksgiving thread where it was stipulated that DUmmies hate their families.

Or rather, that their families would just as soon not have them around, and the DUmmies sense this so they go...well I got this uncle who is just insufferable so I ain't going.

Don't worry DUmmies, It's ok to sit alone in the darkness.

After all, you don't believe in all this crap...right?

You're missing how DUmmies think. It's not about what you give but what you get.
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 18, 2013, 06:11:51 AM
You're missing how DUmmies think. It's not about what you give but what you get.

Eh..I figure you are right, BUT, they do seem to despise the holidays.

And they won't let you forget it.
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 18, 2013, 06:34:10 AM
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Response to RB TexLa (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:32 AM

nadinbrzezinski (128,322 posts)
21. I hate to say it...you are Scrooge

Last edited Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:34 AM - Edit history (1)
I am Jewish and we still gave a few things to friends, including money to the widow of the man, who's family saved my father during the holocaust. I am glad to put that money in the mail to Poland every year. I guess moral obligations are alien to you too. Me, and I are your vocabulary, not we or us.

If you think this makes you nice, no it does not. It makes me feel sorry for you, to points of really sorry. What happened to you to make you this selfish I have no idea.

A most strange post from the pretend reporter who claims to know and have done everything yet knows next to nothing and has never done much beyond winning DOTY.

I am Jewish — She is posting on a website that openly hates Israel and secretly appears to hate Jews.
saved my father during the holocaust — She is posting on a website whose mindset and adoration toward their political leaders very much matches the mindset and adoration as shown by the population that allowed the holocaust to take place.
moral obligations are alien to you — She is posting at a website whose idea of ‘moral’ is to do what feels good and whose idea of ‘obligation’ is even more skewed.
Me, and I are your vocabulary, not we or us — She is posting at a website where each member, including herself, thinks he, she and/or it is the center of the known universe.
What happened to you to make you this selfish — She is posting at a website whose central theme is to steal from honest people who work and pass out the loot to those too sorry to work (in other words, themselves) which on its face seems kind of selfish.

On the plus side for the pretend reporter, despite some punctuation that is as bad as that of a some fictional spirit-guides she has finally prepared a writing that did not need to go through some sort of translation device in order to understand it.
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 18, 2013, 06:38:53 AM
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2872318/daffy-greed-o.gif)

The thread title made me think of it...
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: EagleKeeper on December 18, 2013, 06:48:00 AM
I'll even you up cause that's funny.

^5
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 18, 2013, 07:09:23 AM
Yep.

That's another reason I love the Christmas season. You know that some of them add to the total count of suicide during the holidays.

One can always hope for one more! :whistling: O-)
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: Karin on December 18, 2013, 07:33:01 AM
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Tue Dec 17, 2013, 02:23 AM

Captain Stern (322 posts)

7. I get gifts for people in my family.

I enjoy it.

But I sure as hell don't drink with them.

 :lmao:  Remember that reference?
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 18, 2013, 07:42:39 AM
Well, I have to say that was probably the most cogent and reasonable thing nads has ever posted.  There was also some pretty good sarcasm directed at the OP in that thread from other DUers enjoying a moment of lucidity, which seems to have largely sailed past many of us here.
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 18, 2013, 08:05:03 AM
You know that some of them add to the total count of suicide during the holidays.

I would dearly love to encourage and assist them, in that endeavor, during this Holiday season.
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: Mike220 on December 18, 2013, 08:05:47 AM
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Tue Dec 17, 2013, 01:42 AM

Star Member RB TexLa (16,419 posts)

A nice thing about not having a family during Christmas, I don't have to spend any of

my money on presents. Nothing, not one dime

"Your" money? DUmmy, that money doesn't belong to you, it belongs to the government. You had best be sending in that extra scratch to the IRS so they can redistribute it as they see fit.

Hey, it's what you demand of the 1%. You going to follow those same demands or are you the hypocrite we know you, as a liberal, to be?
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: Wineslob on December 18, 2013, 09:13:39 AM
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Your Christmas budget is only 400 dollars?

Not to "side" with the DUmmie, but this would have been nice. Our company did away with Christmas bonus's 4 years ago. Since then Christmas has been pretty "thin". We don't even get a party this year. Ho, Ho, Hum.  :p
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: Dori on December 18, 2013, 10:30:04 AM
Well, I have to say that was probably the most cogent and reasonable thing nads has ever posted. 

I was surprised by her post, thinking..."Nads couldn't be a mole could she"?
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on December 18, 2013, 11:11:28 AM
A most strange post from the pretend reporter who claims to know and have done everything yet knows next to nothing and has never done much beyond winning DOTY.

I am Jewish — She is posting on a website that openly hates Israel and secretly appears to hate Jews.
saved my father during the holocaust — She is posting on a website whose mindset and adoration toward their political leaders very much matches the mindset and adoration as shown by the population that allowed the holocaust to take place.
moral obligations are alien to you — She is posting at a website whose idea of ‘moral’ is to do what feels good and whose idea of ‘obligation’ is even more skewed.
Me, and I are your vocabulary, not we or us — She is posting at a website where each member, including herself, thinks he, she and/or it is the center of the known universe.
What happened to you to make you this selfish — She is posting at a website whose central theme is to steal from honest people who work and pass out the loot to those too sorry to work (in other words, themselves) which on its face seems kind of selfish.

On the plus side for the pretend reporter, despite some punctuation that is as bad as that of a some fictional spirit-guides she has finally prepared a writing that did not need to go through some sort of translation device in order to understand it.

While I agree, there's no "secret" about it. DU has long shown Stormfront-level anti-Semitism. As for Nadin, she's "Jewish" in the same way that I am "Catholic". In name only, not in practice.
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: Tucker on December 18, 2013, 11:29:37 AM
While I agree, there's no "secret" about it. DU has long shown Stormfront-level anti-Semitism. As for Nadin, she's "Jewish" in the same way that I am "Catholic". In name only, not in practice.

I wonder if cousin it has been circumcised?
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: BattleHymn on December 18, 2013, 12:15:44 PM
Many of the primitives haven't bought gifts since Planned Parenthood stopped offering gift certificates a couple of years ago.
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 18, 2013, 02:23:35 PM
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Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:32 AM

nadinbrzezinski (128,322 posts)
21. I hate to say it...you are Scrooge

I am Jewish and we still gave a few things to friends, including money to the widow of the man, who's family saved my father during the holocaust. I am glad to put that money in the mail to Poland every year. I guess moral obligations are alien to you too. Me, and I are your vocabulary, not we or us.

If you think this makes you nice, no it does not. It makes me feel sorry for you, to points of really sorry. What happened to you to make you this selfish I have no idea.
Caution: Illiterate journo at work!

Really, though, I wonder how much longer the nutcase will keep slinking around, commenting surreptitously on obscure threads. It's like she's trying to hide in full view.

She knows the voting period is over.

I expected her to be back in action with her hilarious OPs by now.

nadin's Big Three: Fires, Filner, Fukushima.

 

Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: obumazombie on December 18, 2013, 03:34:01 PM
nads is Jewish ?
We need to update her resume to include Rabbi.
Who woulda thunk it ?
Title: Re: With no family to buy for, all of my money is MINE, MINE, MINE
Post by: diesel driver on December 18, 2013, 03:42:31 PM
I would dearly love to encourage and assist them, in that endeavor, during this Holiday season.

That's easy.

Just wish a DUmmie a "Merry Christmas", then sit back and watch the fun.

(Wear something waterproof, though, the spittle will fly!)   :rotf: