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Title: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 16, 2013, 12:39:04 PM
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WilliamPitt (55,890 posts)

Just WOW. I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024184783)


I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number. The website derped out on me halfway through the application process, so I called the number...and man, I had the nicest conversation I've had all week.

If the woman who helped me is any indication, the people staffing the phones are not only sublimely competent, but are genuinely stoked to help people get coverage. I was on the phone for maybe 25 minutes, answered all the questions, and BOOM: when my wife gets home tonight, we will decide on a plan, and that will be that.

...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.

If you're doing the ACA thing, screw the goddam website until the very end of the process (when you have to actually pick a plan). The number is 800-318-2596. Use it. It is legitimately awesome.

 :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever:
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2013, 12:42:41 PM
What a shameless ass-kisser.

Do you at least get a ksis for letting someone **** you like that?
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: jukin on December 16, 2013, 01:15:44 PM
As far as i can tell the DUches are the only people that are happy with Obama Care. Everyone else is pretty pissed off.

I guess I will go to the number one rule about the DUmmys, they lie, they lie all the time.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: Skul on December 16, 2013, 01:19:30 PM
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...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.
:bs: :bs: :bs:

Notice that the trust fund sucker just HAS to let the unwashed know he's getting the high dollar one.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: Karin on December 16, 2013, 01:23:10 PM
188 views, with only one reply. 

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 02:21 PM

CitizenLeft (2,764 posts)

1. great news
 
So glad there's a working alternative until all the bugs are fixed.

Really tired of all the daily bad PR on MSNBC/CNN, even if it's deserved. You'd think they want it to fail.

Oh, wait...

How come nobody else is chiming in? 
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: txradioguy on December 16, 2013, 01:26:00 PM
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WilliamPitt (55,890 posts)

Just WOW. I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number

Sexual gratification with a recorded male voice...brought to you by Will Pitt.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: jukin on December 16, 2013, 01:27:34 PM
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and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.

It's clear that pittstain didn't actually get Obama care insurance as the top level is "Platinum" not "Gold."
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: Carl on December 16, 2013, 01:52:45 PM
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and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now

Will Drunken Pitt does not realize this is the standard lie shills have been directed to say for weeks now.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 16, 2013, 02:04:40 PM
Hey Will, write again when you are actually paying the bills (Silly me, when your Trustee tells you what the bill was) and you actually try to exercise that policy for actual treatment with a provider.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: fatboy on December 16, 2013, 02:44:10 PM
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Mon Dec 16, 2013, 02:27 PM
 rosesaylavee (11,791 posts)
2. That mirrored my experience last week...

Last edited Mon Dec 16, 2013, 02:28 PM - Edit history (1)

Very sweet, very patient, very competent people. And our health care COST will be half of what it was for roughly the same coverage by the SAME insurance agency. Am looking into a supplement to cover the deductible but we had that with the old insurance policy which had the same deductible.

How roughly?

And where do you look for a supplement when the website is supposed to calculate all that? Is this supplement just going to pop into the contract by itself? Is it not a little early to be uncorking the champagne bottle without know your exact premium and out of pocket costs?
 

Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 16, 2013, 02:56:22 PM
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when my wife gets home tonight, we will decide on a plan

Apparently his tattooed bride, though suffering from MS, is not unemployable like her husband.

This is a great sign for the DUmp, though.

Pitt hasn't posted a bouncy tale like this one in ages.

Maybe he's having little periods of semi-sobriety, and can start producing some entertainment.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: fatboy on December 16, 2013, 03:17:27 PM
Apparently his tattooed bride, though suffering from MS, is not unemployable like her husband.


I guess this puts the pitt on diaper duty.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: SarasotaRepub on December 16, 2013, 04:52:22 PM
WOW! A wopping 2 replies!!!!  :-)
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 16, 2013, 04:58:39 PM
It's clear that pittstain didn't actually get Obama care insurance as the top level is "Platinum" not "Gold."

Well yea, but then there's the super secret level that is only attainable by the select few.... Congressional.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 16, 2013, 05:44:51 PM
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WilliamPitt (55,890 posts)

Just WOW. I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number


I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number. The website derped out on me halfway through the application process, so I called the number...and man, I had the nicest conversation I've had all week.

If the woman who helped me is any indication, the people staffing the phones are not only sublimely competent, but are genuinely stoked to help people get coverage. I was on the phone for maybe 25 minutes, answered all the questions, and BOOM: when my wife gets home tonight, we will decide on a plan, and that will be that.

...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.

If you're doing the ACA thing, screw the goddam website until the very end of the process (when you have to actually pick a plan). The number is 800-318-2596. Use it. It is legitimately awesome.

Does the Gold Level plan cover liver transplants?   :shrug: :shrug:
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 16, 2013, 06:01:46 PM
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...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.
Pitt's experience is so similar to that of my nephew and his family. He called me yesterday, excited about his experience with healthcare.gov.

His family consists of himself, his wife, eight children, and three rescue burros.

They all suffer from diabetes, schizophrenia, soft bones, and hammertoes.

His family plan through Blue Cross has been costing him $6500 a month, for a $10,000 deductible and $24,000 out-of-pocket maximum.

He doesn't qualify for a subsidy since he makes $7000 a month working from home (learned about the opportunity one day while online), and sells $5000 worth of plasma a month.

Under the democrat health plan, his premium will go down to $300 a month for the entire family, including the burros, with $50 deductible, $10 co-pay, and $500 maximum out-of-pocket.

The network is somewhat limited.

He's waiting for confirmation of his enrollment from the insurance company, A-1 Quik-Med, LLC.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: DefiantSix on December 16, 2013, 06:13:47 PM
Maybe he's having little periods of semi-sobriety, and can start producing some entertainment.

Inflation must've shown up in the cost of cheap booze.  The stipend DUmmy Raven affords her useless waste of genetic material just can't pay for what it used to.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: miskie on December 16, 2013, 06:54:35 PM
Unless Pitt has moved, There is no reason why he would be using Healthcare.gov

Massachusetts uses https://www.mahealthconnector.org/, and any resident seeking insurance would be referred there.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 16, 2013, 07:00:12 PM
Unless Pitt has moved, There is no reason why he would be using Healthcare.gov

Massachusetts uses https://www.mahealthconnector.org/, and any resident seeking insurance would be referred there.

He did move a few months ago.  I can't recall the new demesnes -- Philly?
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 16, 2013, 07:12:16 PM
Unless Pitt has moved, There is no reason why he would be using Healthcare.gov

Massachusetts uses https://www.mahealthconnector.org/, and any resident seeking insurance would be referred there.

I thought he moved to Vermont with his momma. Could be wrong about the state. I do know he moved out of Boston.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 16, 2013, 07:57:47 PM
He did move a few months ago.  I can't recall the new demesnes -- Philly?
DUmmy Raven, having wallduded herself, could no longer afford to support Pitt, his tattooed bride, and their whelp in the high-cost blue hellhole of Boston.

She forced the drunkard and his family to move to New Hampshire to reduce the drain on her resources, and to provide free childcare so the tattooed bride could hold a job.

Pitt himself, as a hopeless alcoholic, could not be trusted to care for an infant.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 16, 2013, 09:24:32 PM
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WilliamPitt (55,890 posts)

Just WOW. I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number


I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number. The website derped out on me halfway through the application process, so I called the number...and man, I had the nicest conversation I've had all week.

If the woman who helped me is any indication, the people staffing the phones are not only sublimely competent, but are genuinely stoked to help people get coverage. I was on the phone for maybe 25 minutes, answered all the questions, and BOOM: when my wife gets home tonight, we will decide on a plan, and that will be that.

...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.

If you're doing the ACA thing, screw the goddam website until the very end of the process (when you have to actually pick a plan). The number is 800-318-2596. Use it. It is legitimately awesome.

Wait, didn't this drunken asshat just tell us he got a "great deal" on the website?
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2013, 09:41:07 PM
Wait, didn't this drunken asshat just tell us he got a "great deal" on the website?
No, he only said he had a "pleasant experience".

That covers anything ranging from rum, sodomy, and the lash.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 17, 2013, 04:24:30 AM
No, he only said he had a "pleasant experience".

That covers anything ranging from rum, sodomy, and the lash.

He probably said "yes" to all three.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 17, 2013, 06:19:14 AM
No, he only said he had a "pleasant experience".

That covers anything ranging from rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Ahh, I see.  So pleasant, he had to drunk-dial the 800 number.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: diesel driver on December 17, 2013, 06:46:42 AM
Ahh, I see.  So pleasant, he had to drunk-dial the 800 number.

He THOUGHT it was an 800 number, "8's" and "9's" look a lot alike when you're seeing double.

Never mind the insurance bill, wait until Wee Willie Wasted gets his phone bill.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: RWKindaGuy on December 17, 2013, 09:07:19 AM
Pitt's experience is so similar to that of my nephew and his family. He called me yesterday, excited about his experience with healthcare.gov.

 A-1 Quik-Med, LLC.


Are you sure that's not Enron Quick Med, LLC?   :whistling:
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: Skul on December 17, 2013, 04:38:44 PM
Pittstain is trying to rally the unwashed and circle the drain wagons.
He lies, as always, he lies.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: jukin on December 17, 2013, 05:43:38 PM
Pittstain the DUche will be getting his new policy in 24 business hours.

Someone had to do it.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: Bad Dog on December 17, 2013, 11:54:45 PM
Are you sure that's not Enron Quick Med, LLC?   :whistling:

Not sure but the operator's name was Peggy.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: ColonelCarrots on December 18, 2013, 06:30:45 AM
WOW! A wopping 2 replies!!!!  :-)

They must be trying to save bandwith so they can use the site.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: Wineslob on December 18, 2013, 09:18:18 AM
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...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now

You are completely full of shit..........................and booze. Post some numbers.


 Ya, I thought so.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: dane on December 18, 2013, 12:32:51 PM
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the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.

Does 'we' in this case really mean "mom's money"?
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 18, 2013, 01:37:00 PM
Not sure but the operator's name was Peggy.

(http://beerstreetjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/Discover-Card-Peggy-Kirk-Herbstreit.jpg)
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: Bad Dog on December 18, 2013, 02:01:56 PM

Exactly, Thanks Ralph, I don't do pictures. 

I hear Russian scammers are jumping on this and I expect the Nigerians won't be far behind.
Title: Re: Wee Willie Pitt pimps ACA/Obamacare/Healthcare.gov
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 18, 2013, 04:06:01 PM
Exactly, Thanks Ralph, I don't do pictures. 

I hear Russian scammers are jumping on this and I expect the Nigerians won't be far behind.

They'll all be weeks behind the Chinese PLA hacking unit.