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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on December 16, 2013, 12:39:04 PM
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WilliamPitt (55,890 posts)
Just WOW. I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024184783)
I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number. The website derped out on me halfway through the application process, so I called the number...and man, I had the nicest conversation I've had all week.
If the woman who helped me is any indication, the people staffing the phones are not only sublimely competent, but are genuinely stoked to help people get coverage. I was on the phone for maybe 25 minutes, answered all the questions, and BOOM: when my wife gets home tonight, we will decide on a plan, and that will be that.
...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.
If you're doing the ACA thing, screw the goddam website until the very end of the process (when you have to actually pick a plan). The number is 800-318-2596. Use it. It is legitimately awesome.
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What a shameless ass-kisser.
Do you at least get a ksis for letting someone **** you like that?
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As far as i can tell the DUches are the only people that are happy with Obama Care. Everyone else is pretty pissed off.
I guess I will go to the number one rule about the DUmmys, they lie, they lie all the time.
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...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.
:bs: :bs: :bs:
Notice that the trust fund sucker just HAS to let the unwashed know he's getting the high dollar one.
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Mon Dec 16, 2013, 02:21 PM
CitizenLeft (2,764 posts)
1. great news
So glad there's a working alternative until all the bugs are fixed.
Really tired of all the daily bad PR on MSNBC/CNN, even if it's deserved. You'd think they want it to fail.
Oh, wait...
How come nobody else is chiming in?
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WilliamPitt (55,890 posts)
Just WOW. I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number
Sexual gratification with a recorded male voice...brought to you by Will Pitt.
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and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.
It's clear that pittstain didn't actually get Obama care insurance as the top level is "Platinum" not "Gold."
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and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now
Will Drunken Pitt does not realize this is the standard lie shills have been directed to say for weeks now. :yawn:
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Hey Will, write again when you are actually paying the bills (Silly me, when your Trustee tells you what the bill was) and you actually try to exercise that policy for actual treatment with a provider.
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Mon Dec 16, 2013, 02:27 PM
rosesaylavee (11,791 posts)
2. That mirrored my experience last week...
Last edited Mon Dec 16, 2013, 02:28 PM - Edit history (1)
Very sweet, very patient, very competent people. And our health care COST will be half of what it was for roughly the same coverage by the SAME insurance agency. Am looking into a supplement to cover the deductible but we had that with the old insurance policy which had the same deductible.
How roughly?
And where do you look for a supplement when the website is supposed to calculate all that? Is this supplement just going to pop into the contract by itself? Is it not a little early to be uncorking the champagne bottle without know your exact premium and out of pocket costs?
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when my wife gets home tonight, we will decide on a plan
Apparently his tattooed bride, though suffering from MS, is not unemployable like her husband.
This is a great sign for the DUmp, though.
Pitt hasn't posted a bouncy tale like this one in ages.
Maybe he's having little periods of semi-sobriety, and can start producing some entertainment.
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Apparently his tattooed bride, though suffering from MS, is not unemployable like her husband.
I guess this puts the pitt on diaper duty.
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WOW! A wopping 2 replies!!!! :-)
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It's clear that pittstain didn't actually get Obama care insurance as the top level is "Platinum" not "Gold."
Well yea, but then there's the super secret level that is only attainable by the select few.... Congressional.
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WilliamPitt (55,890 posts)
Just WOW. I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number
I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number. The website derped out on me halfway through the application process, so I called the number...and man, I had the nicest conversation I've had all week.
If the woman who helped me is any indication, the people staffing the phones are not only sublimely competent, but are genuinely stoked to help people get coverage. I was on the phone for maybe 25 minutes, answered all the questions, and BOOM: when my wife gets home tonight, we will decide on a plan, and that will be that.
...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.
If you're doing the ACA thing, screw the goddam website until the very end of the process (when you have to actually pick a plan). The number is 800-318-2596. Use it. It is legitimately awesome.
Does the Gold Level plan cover liver transplants? :shrug: :shrug:
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...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.
Pitt's experience is so similar to that of my nephew and his family. He called me yesterday, excited about his experience with healthcare.gov.
His family consists of himself, his wife, eight children, and three rescue burros.
They all suffer from diabetes, schizophrenia, soft bones, and hammertoes.
His family plan through Blue Cross has been costing him $6500 a month, for a $10,000 deductible and $24,000 out-of-pocket maximum.
He doesn't qualify for a subsidy since he makes $7000 a month working from home (learned about the opportunity one day while online), and sells $5000 worth of plasma a month.
Under the democrat health plan, his premium will go down to $300 a month for the entire family, including the burros, with $50 deductible, $10 co-pay, and $500 maximum out-of-pocket.
The network is somewhat limited.
He's waiting for confirmation of his enrollment from the insurance company, A-1 Quik-Med, LLC.
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Maybe he's having little periods of semi-sobriety, and can start producing some entertainment.
Inflation must've shown up in the cost of cheap booze. The stipend DUmmy Raven affords her useless waste of genetic material just can't pay for what it used to.
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Unless Pitt has moved, There is no reason why he would be using Healthcare.gov
Massachusetts uses https://www.mahealthconnector.org/, and any resident seeking insurance would be referred there.
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Unless Pitt has moved, There is no reason why he would be using Healthcare.gov
Massachusetts uses https://www.mahealthconnector.org/, and any resident seeking insurance would be referred there.
He did move a few months ago. I can't recall the new demesnes -- Philly?
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Unless Pitt has moved, There is no reason why he would be using Healthcare.gov
Massachusetts uses https://www.mahealthconnector.org/, and any resident seeking insurance would be referred there.
I thought he moved to Vermont with his momma. Could be wrong about the state. I do know he moved out of Boston.
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He did move a few months ago. I can't recall the new demesnes -- Philly?
DUmmy Raven, having wallduded herself, could no longer afford to support Pitt, his tattooed bride, and their whelp in the high-cost blue hellhole of Boston.
She forced the drunkard and his family to move to New Hampshire to reduce the drain on her resources, and to provide free childcare so the tattooed bride could hold a job.
Pitt himself, as a hopeless alcoholic, could not be trusted to care for an infant.
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WilliamPitt (55,890 posts)
Just WOW. I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number
I just had THE most pleasant experience with the Healthcare.gov 800-number. The website derped out on me halfway through the application process, so I called the number...and man, I had the nicest conversation I've had all week.
If the woman who helped me is any indication, the people staffing the phones are not only sublimely competent, but are genuinely stoked to help people get coverage. I was on the phone for maybe 25 minutes, answered all the questions, and BOOM: when my wife gets home tonight, we will decide on a plan, and that will be that.
...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.
If you're doing the ACA thing, screw the goddam website until the very end of the process (when you have to actually pick a plan). The number is 800-318-2596. Use it. It is legitimately awesome.
Wait, didn't this drunken asshat just tell us he got a "great deal" on the website?
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Wait, didn't this drunken asshat just tell us he got a "great deal" on the website?
No, he only said he had a "pleasant experience".
That covers anything ranging from rum, sodomy, and the lash.
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No, he only said he had a "pleasant experience".
That covers anything ranging from rum, sodomy, and the lash.
He probably said "yes" to all three.
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No, he only said he had a "pleasant experience".
That covers anything ranging from rum, sodomy, and the lash.
Ahh, I see. So pleasant, he had to drunk-dial the 800 number.
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Ahh, I see. So pleasant, he had to drunk-dial the 800 number.
He THOUGHT it was an 800 number, "8's" and "9's" look a lot alike when you're seeing double.
Never mind the insurance bill, wait until Wee Willie Wasted gets his phone bill. :rotf:
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Pitt's experience is so similar to that of my nephew and his family. He called me yesterday, excited about his experience with healthcare.gov.
A-1 Quik-Med, LLC.
Are you sure that's not Enron Quick Med, LLC? :whistling:
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Pittstain is trying to rally the unwashed and circle the
drain wagons.
He lies, as always, he lies.
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Pittstain the DUche will be getting his new policy in 24 business hours.
Someone had to do it.
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Are you sure that's not Enron Quick Med, LLC? :whistling:
Not sure but the operator's name was Peggy.
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WOW! A wopping 2 replies!!!! :-)
They must be trying to save bandwith so they can use the site.
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...and oh, P.S., the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now
You are completely full of shit..........................and booze. Post some numbers.
Ya, I thought so. :whatever:
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the Gold-level top-tier plan available is several hundred dollars cheaper than what we're paying now.
Does 'we' in this case really mean "mom's money"?
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Not sure but the operator's name was Peggy.
(http://beerstreetjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/Discover-Card-Peggy-Kirk-Herbstreit.jpg)
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Exactly, Thanks Ralph, I don't do pictures.
I hear Russian scammers are jumping on this and I expect the Nigerians won't be far behind.
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Exactly, Thanks Ralph, I don't do pictures.
I hear Russian scammers are jumping on this and I expect the Nigerians won't be far behind.
They'll all be weeks behind the Chinese PLA hacking unit.