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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on December 15, 2013, 09:12:38 PM
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At first, this nadin post was a surprise. For two or three sentences I thought she was making sense, I could understand. Then it all went to hell in her usual illiterate manner.
Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:53 PM
nadinbrzezinski (128,291 posts)
Ah another thing I do NOT like about Android phones
I had the notice of you need to upgrade. Well, given the Win machine is in the shop... I downloaded the app to the mac. It essentially took over the computer while it did that. You cannot do nothing! I am spoiled I admit. I am used to using my computer while the I stuff does it's thing.
And the phone is doing it's thing and the Software is asking where are though? I say funny.
Next thing needed to be upgraded is MY PHONE, and it will be an IPhone.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10962538
She's a "journo" who doesn't know how to properly use "its" and "it's", or how to use capitals.
Crazy Miriam must be thrilled to have such a scribe on her unpaidroll.
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If an infinite number of nadins pounded away at a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, would they ever evolve to word salads ?
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At first, this nadin post was a surprise. For two or three sentences I thought she was making sense, I could understand. Then it all went to hell in her usual illiterate manner. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10962538
She's a "journo" who doesn't know how to properly use "its" and "it's", or how to use capitals.
Crazy Miriam must be thrilled to have such a scribe on her unpaidroll.
2 or 3 sentences? You are better at deciphering her tossed word salads than I am.
gnads' first sentence:
I had the notice of you need to upgrade.
That isn't English. I don't care what anyone says.
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At first, this nadin post was a surprise. For two or three sentences I thought she was making sense, I could understand. Then it all went to hell in her usual illiterate manner. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10962538
She's a "journo" who doesn't know how to properly use "its" and "it's", or how to use capitals.
Crazy Miriam must be thrilled to have such a scribe on her unpaidroll.
As a journalist she makes a great trained historian. Then again, as a trained historian she makes a great journalist.
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What the hell is she talking about? It's just an Android update. You touch "restart and install" , and it does everything else.
How the heck can you manage to screw that up?
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How the heck can you manage to screw that up?
Don't ask questions you don't want answers to. :-)
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I have a vision of those chubby little fingers poking furiously at the poor phone.
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Don't ask questions you don't want answers to. :-)
This.
:runaway:
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Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:53 PM
nadinbrzezinski (128,291 posts)
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Next thing needed to be upgraded is MY PHONE, and it will be an IPhone.
Hardly. The next thing you need is an upgrade to English 1.0 from that screwed-up Mexican/Polish pre-beta release version you've been using. From your posts I have to assume it did not even include the Punctuation, Capitalization, Use of Quotations and Parentheticals, and Spelling modules, or the Sentence Composition Beyond One Clause unit.
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You know, if you install a Nadster app on your smartphone, it will instantly turn into a DUmbphone and create incomprehensible word salads out of your texts and e-mails.
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You know, if you install a Nadster app on your smartphone, it will instantly turn into a DUmbphone and create incomprehensible word salads out of your texts and e-mails.
If everyone in the world wrote like nadin, western civilization would collapse.
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IPHONE....MYPHONE....what's next...a YOUPHONE?
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I have a vision of those chubby little fingers poking furiously at the poor phone.
Oh, I didn't think about that. Perhaps nads needs a dialing wand.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DtbPOXFk00[/youtube]
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Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:53 PM
Hardly. The next thing you need is an upgrade to English 1.0 from that screwed-up Mexican/Polish pre-beta release version you've been using. From your posts I have to assume it did not even include the Punctuation, Capitalization, Use of Quotations and Parentheticals, and Spelling modules, or the Sentence Composition Beyond One Clause unit.
I seem to remember something, learned as a young Amry officer, about being 'smarter than your equipment.'
Nads is on the bottom edge of that equation with anything more advanced than two paper cups on a string.
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Oh, I didn't think about that. Perhaps nads needs a dialing wand.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DtbPOXFk00[/youtube]
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
One of my all-time Simpsons favorites.
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You cannot do nothing!
Her smartyer me than.
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I seem to remember something, learned as a young Amry officer, about being 'smarter than your equipment.'
Nads is on the bottom edge of that equation with anything more advanced than two paper cups on a string.
You were a Signaleer, weren't you?
:-)
H5, BTW
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You were a Signaleer, weren't you?
:-)
H5, BTW
Why yes, yes I was! With a minor in cavalry! :tongue: :fuelfire: O-)
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Why yes, yes I was! With a minor in cavalry! :tongue: :fuelfire: O-)
So what did you do but ride a horse into the battle as the Poles did against German tanks. Some how this didn't work in that time but a good damn good try. Mean while the Warsaw Ghettos the Jews had been pushed into were fighting for their lives.
Interesting that a large amount of Jews escaped and joined the French underground movement and In America the Jehovah's Witnesses were right on top of the building the concentration camps and the gas chambers. The idea was so outlandish and horrid few believed any of this was reality, who in their right mind would do this. The reality became even worse when the doctors began experiments on people that hit the roof in in reality.
In The south when facing Indians heading our way, the sound of the bugle of the Calvary coming was a music to our ears.
Today when there is a problem the Bugle call taken up by the police sirens are much the same.
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Why did I just now look at the words "word salad" in the title, and the last poster was.....?
It's such an eerie coincidence.
But really, merry Christmas to you and yours, vesta, dear.
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Must...resist...quote...button...
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Must...resist...quote...button...
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:thatsright:
. . . must . . . not . . . go . . . there . . .
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Thanks, guys.
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Thanks, guys.
Only lookin' out for your mental well-being . . . :whistling:
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You know, if you install a Nadster app on your smartphone, it will instantly turn into a DUmbphone and create incomprehensible word salads out of your texts and e-mails.
It will also automatically put you on ignore.
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Why did I just now look at the words "word salad" in the title, and the last poster was.....?
It's such an eerie coincidence.
But really, merry Christmas to you and yours, vesta, dear.
Oh thank you guy and a merry Christmas to you Frank, I do hope Santa will bring you a pair of wool socks
you will need them in that crazy place you live.
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I have to agree that you would have to be a special kind of stupid to screw up an Android phone update. Pretty much sums up all of DU though doesn't it?
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This thread kind of sums up nadin's biggest problem; she just plain doesn't understand the basic stuff, and she is too arrogant to admit it and ask for help.
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This thread kind of sums up nadin's biggest problem; she just plain doesn't understand the basic stuff, and she is too arrogant to admit it and ask for help.
She does ask for help....from Google. :-)
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I'm trying to come up with the proper dressing for gNads salads.
Unless diarrhea comes in a bottle, I got nothing.
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I'm trying to come up with the proper dressing for gNads salads.
Unless diarrhea comes in a bottle, I got nothing.
Un-dressing. Nice image eh ?
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She does ask for help....from Google. :-)
She must be using some bizzaro version of Google, it's not hard to update your damn phone, they make it simple on purpose.