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Title: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Tucker on December 13, 2013, 11:12:01 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024172353

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Fri Dec 13, 2013, 11:27 AM

Lady Freedom Returns (6,357 posts)

My Take on the Pledge of Allegiance.
If it was up to me it would be reworded.

    I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Democracy for which it stands, one Nation for the People, by the People, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.



Now I know many would argue with me about this. But to me this makes more sense.

Anyone that has voted her in the top 5 for DOTY, your vote is justified.

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 11:38 AM

Star Member SheilaT (13,855 posts)
1. I simply don't get pledging allegiance to a flag.

Really? Why?

You wouldn't understand.

New campfire.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Maxiest on December 13, 2013, 11:15:20 AM
Republic... such an important word that she omitted.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Bad Dog on December 13, 2013, 11:18:59 AM
She actually finds herself competent and worthy to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance.  I need to change my DOTY vote.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 13, 2013, 11:55:43 AM
Damb, she's dumb as dirt. 
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Chris_ on December 13, 2013, 12:00:26 PM
Damb, she's dumb as dirt. 
Dollars to donuts she's got a room-temperature IQ.

I looked at some of her earlier posts... they're just as bad.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 13, 2013, 12:01:51 PM
Dollars to donuts she's got a room-temperature IQ.

I looked at some of her earlier posts... they're just as bad.

And she's wearing jeans and "snickers" at her new job.  :-)
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Chris_ on December 13, 2013, 12:03:22 PM
They're comfortable and you can eat them later if you get hungry.
Title: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Freeper on December 13, 2013, 12:03:37 PM
I pledge allegiance to Obama, the president of the United States of Murcia. And to the democratic party for which the repukes can't stand.
One socialist nation under Marx with freebies and special rights for all the democrats, period!
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 13, 2013, 12:08:35 PM
I pledge allegiance to Obama, the president of he United States of Murcia. And to the democratic party for which the repukes can't stand.
One socialist nation under Marx with freebies and special rights for all the democrats, period!


*slow clap*
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: USA4ME on December 13, 2013, 12:29:02 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns

My Take on the Pledge of Allegiance.
If it was up to me it would be reworded.

Heil Hitler!

Fixed.

Given the Democrats philosophy of "Our way or die," that pretty much sums it up.

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Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: zeitgeist on December 13, 2013, 12:37:09 PM
Damb, she's dumb as dirt. 

Now lets be fair here, at least dirt is something you can fall down upon when you are drunk. Never mind, that analogy would work with her too. :whistling:

Wonder if Chief White Cloud, the Charmin Sharman, still has both arms after waking up with Gnawer. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: BattleHymn on December 13, 2013, 01:07:39 PM
Amber was my #1 pick.  I was hoping she would put up a last minute scramble to top nads, and it looks like she is moving at just the right time.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Skul on December 13, 2013, 01:13:41 PM
She actually finds herself competent and worthy to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance.  I need to change my DOTY vote.
I thought she had been "disappeared".
After her latest two threads, I'm considering a change, myself.  Not top spot, just bumped up.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: BattleHymn on December 13, 2013, 01:17:29 PM
They're comfortable and you can eat them later if you get hungry.

For Amber, its not a matter of "if you get hungry", but "when you get hungry.".

She didn't get that big dining on rice cakes and air is all I am saying.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: liana on December 13, 2013, 01:19:35 PM
Ugh, why doesnt she just go away and spare us. What an ugly, lazy, disgusting excuse for a human beign.

 ::)
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Dori on December 13, 2013, 01:21:24 PM
I pledge allegiance to Obama, the president of the United States of Murcia. And to the democratic party for which the repukes can't stand.
One socialist nation under Marx with freebies and special rights for all the democrats, period!

H5   :lol:
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: chitownchica on December 13, 2013, 01:58:05 PM
Someone typed that for her. There's no way she knows how to spell the word pledge.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Rebel on December 13, 2013, 02:21:00 PM
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and to the Democracy for which it stands, one Nation for the People, by the People, indivisible

Really? Unless we're Pod People or part of the Borg, how the hell do you propose getting this to work? There's a reason this nation was founded on the rule of law, not the rule of man. Simple ****.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: tanstaafl on December 13, 2013, 03:26:54 PM
They're comfortable and you can eat them later if you get hungry.

Maybe so. But, do you use your pinky finger to get at the tasty nougat and caramel between the toes? Or the thumb and forefinger?
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: tanstaafl on December 13, 2013, 06:49:27 PM
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My Take on the Pledge of Allegiance.
If it was up to me it would be reworded.

    I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Democracy for which it stands, one Nation for the People, by the People, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Gee, Amber. This nation was never, isn't and will never be a democracy.

It has been, is and will always be a Republic.

The only historic democracy that was, was Ancient Athens. And that only lasted a little while until everybody figured out how to weasel money from the treasury. Now, take the Roman Republic, that lasted a few centuries longer. Until Roman citizens refused to defend it and the mercenary legions turned on their Roman masters.

Dweezle.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb rewrites the pledge of allegiance
Post by: Big Dog on December 13, 2013, 07:19:31 PM
Maybe so. But, do you use your pinky finger to get at the tasty nougat and caramel between the toes? Or the thumb and forefinger?

Chief Running Drugs sucks the gooey nougat from between her toes. It's the Apache way.