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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on December 12, 2013, 04:52:07 PM
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Say, do you guys remember all the threads from DU where they'd post one picture and
then state with complete conviction that they know what everyone is thinking, feeling,
wanting, and needing? You know: pictures of Bush, Romney, and so on, where everyone was
evil, a Stepford Wife, scared, abused, and so on?
Yeah, so do I, and it is time for a little payback:
(http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/obama81.jpg?w=720&h=480&crop=1)
Here we have 0bama, reveling in the attention of a white woman, and he couldn't be happier. Look at that
smile! Could he BE any happier to have the attention of that accomplished, leggy white woman?
And that white woman, Denmark's prime minister, looks like she's doing her best to fend off the
increasingly uncomfortable advances of 0loser. Look at her smile, which clearly means, "Hey,
Barry, I like you and all, and I don't want to get droned, but can you maybe pay attention
to what's going on? I'm only HOLDING UP A PICTURE of the the man we're supposed to be
honoring. I mean, I know it's always all about you, but just this ONCE can you try to keep it
in your shorts? Don't you have any number of white women on your staff for this sort of thing?"
Meanwhile, on the far right, taking a break from preparations to revive her role as Chewbacca in the
Star Wars films (why does she always wear the makeup?), the putative First Lady is looking on
in obvious disgust. They'd had a long discussion about this on Air Force One, and he's breaking his
promise already. She's thinking, "What's she got that I ain't got? I ought to rip that weave out of
her ha-oh, that's probably her real hair. Damn. I wonder if I get to see James Earl Jones on set."
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You forgot to mention the guy on the far left, behind the woman's shoulder, who appears to be thinking, "What a dumb ass!"
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The two men in front looking at their iPhones are thinking "Boy, PW is really getting his a** kicked at CC."
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Judging from the look of the first wookie, if Barry didn't have SS protection, she'd wring his scrawny chicken neck, rip his little, pointy head off his shoulders, and shit down his throat.
Barry's suit must be fireproof, because a look like that can cause spontaneous combustion.
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Guy in front of the First Wookie. What's that smell?
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The two men in front looking at their iPhones are thinking "Boy, PW is really getting his a** kicked at CC."
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H5
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What was classic was when Moochelle cock blocked King Barky the Liar by taking his seat.
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What was classic was when Moochelle cock blocked King Barky the Liar by taking his seat.
Cock Blocked. Heh.
Last time I heard that was in the 80's. When I was frequenting the meat markets in the NW Suburbs of Chicago.
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(http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/obama81.jpg?w=720&h=480&crop=1)
And then I said "Pull my finger!!!!!
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(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/obama81_zps41a880ca.jpg) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493pL_Vbtnc)
"Hey, where the white women at?"
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Does anybody remember that DU post from about a year ago that was a bunch of DUmp women complaining about patronizing men urging them to smile?
Someone needs to tell Michelle that if she tried to put on a smile every now and then, maybe men would be as enchanted with her as Barry is with the lovely Danish Prime Minister.
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(http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/obama81.jpg?w=720&h=480&crop=1)
And then I said "Pull my finger!!!!!
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/120531_bush_obama_laura_michelle.photoblog600.jpg)
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Not only does Obama govern like a teenaged girl, he acts like one too.
Remember the picture of the G20 with all the leaders and teenaged girl Obama waves?
Smartest teenaged girl in the history of the world.