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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Big Dog on December 12, 2013, 07:10:15 AM

Title: Pretzel Warrior's mother came to Conservative Cave...
Post by: Big Dog on December 12, 2013, 07:10:15 AM: Pretzel Warrior's mother came to Conservative Cave, looking for her little lost son. She said he was last seen leaving Skin's Island in a leaky boat with one oar, drifting toward the mainland.

I offered the kindly old woman a seat. She looked at me with concern. Without a word, I handed her this morning's newspaper:

(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/luvthatdrtywata/14770536/294847/294847_640.jpg)

She began to weep. "If I told him once, I told him a thousand times- beware of badgers!"

I patted her hand and showed her to the door.
Title: Re: Pretzel Warrior's mother came to Conservative Cave...
Post by: Skul on December 12, 2013, 10:02:54 AM: Stupid badger. How's he going to get that taste out of his mouth?
Title: Re: Pretzel Warrior's mother came to Conservative Cave...
Post by: diesel driver on December 12, 2013, 06:35:41 PM: Quote from: Skul on December 12, 2013, 10:02:54 AM
Stupid badger. How's he going to get that taste out of his mouth?

By licking it's butt...
Title: Re: Pretzel Warrior's mother came to Conservative Cave...
Post by: Bad Dog on December 13, 2013, 12:13:16 AM: Quote from: diesel driver on December 12, 2013, 06:35:41 PM
By licking it's butt...

Badgers we don't need no st.....Oh f*** it.