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Title: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 08, 2013, 06:33:53 PM
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Star Member WilliamPitt (55,851 posts)

John Lennon's glasses

(http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/music/2013-03-21/e394c0c6-35d1-45bf-a872-b309068befa3_yoko-ono-lennon-glasses.jpg)


Yet none of them deserved it more.  (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024150249)

Like most liberal icons, Lennon wasn't who he's portrayed to be. Don't let that stop you from your annual worshitting festival, though.

(neologism of portmanteau variety: worship + shitting = worshitting)

Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 08, 2013, 06:38:04 PM
In the grand scheme, he was probably done a favor. Yoko Ono and all...
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: diesel driver on December 08, 2013, 07:24:12 PM
In the grand scheme, he was probably done a favor. Yoko Ono and all...

I would have shot her, not him.

At least John could sing without making your ears bleed.
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 08, 2013, 07:39:42 PM
1,057,000...sounds like a lot until you take out the ones shot to death by police on purpose, the ones shot to death (Including by police) accidentally, the number of burglars and other violent felons shot down in justified defensive shootings, and gun suicides who would have just chosen a different means if no gun was available.  The number actually shot by criminals is much smaller. 

I have to admit it probably doesn't include several hundred Mexicans killed by Hitlery's and Holder's Fast and Furious scam to ban high-cap semiautos because 'So many of them are going to the drug cartels,' though.

Hey Pitt, how many died in traffic crashes brought about by abuse of alcohol or 'Victimless' illegal drugs, and overdoses from either one in that time?
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: Big Dog on December 08, 2013, 07:43:59 PM
Hey Pitt, how many died in traffic crashes brought about by abuse of alcohol or 'Victimless' illegal drugs, and overdoses from either one in that time?

And yet Pitt continues to drink like a fish.

Examine the beam in thine own eye, Wee Willy.
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 08, 2013, 07:44:18 PM
I would have shot her, not him.

At least John could sing without making your ears bleed.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ain't that the damned truth, DD!!!!  H5!

I'll give the man credit... he was a musician. Yoko? Heh. I think my dogs baying at the moon sound better than her.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 08, 2013, 07:44:32 PM
He should have added, "Nearly a million of them needed killing."
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 08, 2013, 07:46:17 PM
So what are the stats on how many people have died in car accidents since Ted Kennedy decided to go swimming? Surely they're much higher.

ETA: Ok, so I couldn't help it... found some numbers and did some crunching.  Taking an arbitrary happening like Will Pitt did, we have some interesting figures... 1,938,370 people have died on American roads since Teddy decided to flip his Olds into the water.  That's almost double the number of people killed by guns.  WHEN WILL THE CARNAGE END? Of course, all of those traffic deaths should be attributed to the vehicles and not the people driving them.
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 08, 2013, 07:57:41 PM
Yoko? Heh. I think my dogs baying at the moon sound better than her.   :cheersmate:

No question whatsoever.  Dogs sound a hundred times better.
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 08, 2013, 08:17:49 PM
I wonder, if we stamp out all these causes of death, will people live forever?
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: Chris_ on December 08, 2013, 08:21:56 PM
**** John Lennon.
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: Delmar on December 08, 2013, 08:34:29 PM
John Lennon was shot and killed in December 1980.
Ronald Reagan was shot but lived just a few months later.  He lived on afterwards, punching hippies and making DUmmies miserable for more than twenty more years.  Choke on that, lurking DUmmies.
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 08, 2013, 08:37:29 PM
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John Lennon was shot and killed in December 1980.
Ronald Reagan was shot but lived just a few months later. 

Was that "karma", or the hand of God?
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: Chris_ on December 08, 2013, 08:40:35 PM
Was that "karma", or the hand of God?
It was Jesus Christ proving he was bigger than the Beatles after all.
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: Freeper on December 08, 2013, 08:42:47 PM
How many gun deaths have there been since Lincoln?
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 08, 2013, 08:52:36 PM
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cpwm17 (1,695 posts)
5. If the 1,057,000 shot and killed people were a city

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they would be the tenth most populated city in the US:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_population

–between Dallas and San Jose in population.

And 54 million people aborted since Roe v. Wade were a city it would be bigger than NYC, L.A., Chicago, Dallas and Seattle combined.  If they were a state it would be the largest state, 1.5 times the size of California.  If they were a country it would be about the 24th largest, larger than Canada (#47), Spain (#28) and just behind Italy.

Wanna continue comparing mayhem, DUmmies?



Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 08, 2013, 09:35:23 PM
Since the Revolutionary War, literally billions of Americans have died. 

The dying continues to this day, and our government seems powerless to stop it.

I think the reason is that politicians just don't care about the people most at risk of death, the sick and elderly.

Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: Mike220 on December 09, 2013, 07:38:08 AM
So, Billy the Pitt, where did you find that? The bottom of a bottle of J&B?
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: Carl on December 09, 2013, 07:46:55 AM
Hey Will...when you come out of your drunken stupor take a look at where and to who most of the gun murders happen.

http://crime.about.com/od/stats/a/gun_homicide.htm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/feature/wp/2013/03/22/gun-deaths-shaped-by-race-in-america/
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 09, 2013, 07:51:04 AM
Hey Will...when you come out of your drunken stupor take a look at where and to who most of the gun murders happen.

http://crime.about.com/od/stats/a/gun_homicide.htm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/feature/wp/2013/03/22/gun-deaths-shaped-by-race-in-america/

Will's not totally, 100% stupid.  He knows that his socialist utopia, which would undoubtedly leave him in the position to molest any number of high school girls, cannot happen as long as the public is armed.  He's working for that end.
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 09, 2013, 07:56:26 AM
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cpwm17 (1,695 posts)
5. If the 1,057,000 shot and killed people were a city

Last edited Sun Dec 8, 2013, 06:50 PM - Edit history (1)

they would be the tenth most populated city in the US:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w...ates_cities_by_population

–between Dallas and San Jose in population.

Yeah?  if factor out Chicago, Detroit, LA and New Orleans, the US is almost the least violent country on the planet, (D)oUche.
Title: Re: Will Pitt posts some nonsense stat about John Lennon
Post by: fatboy on December 09, 2013, 08:25:35 AM
John: Yoko, what do you think of my new glasses?

Yoko: Look kind of fem.

John: So, you don't like them?

Yoko: They look ok on you, but personally, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing them.
(rimshot)