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Title: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: marv on December 07, 2013, 09:06:53 AM
http://www.worldnewsbureau.com/2013/12/first-lady-dog-have-a-gas-at-wh-party.html
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - First Lady Michelle Obama and new dog Sunny were the life of the party Wednesday at a White House event for children of military families.

The fun started when Mrs. Obama rushed to help up 2-year-old Ashtyn Gardner after the little girl was accidentally knocked down by excited First Dog Sunny. As she stooped to hug the girl, Mrs. Obama ripped a baritone fart that sent Sunny, the kids, and White House staff scrambling for good air.

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The party resumed in a different room after the children and Sunny were examined by the White House nurse.

(http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e2019b0230d546970c-500wi)

(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/fart.gif)
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: Linda on December 07, 2013, 09:55:08 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 07, 2013, 10:58:37 AM
How can a fart escape from between those fat ass cheeks?
Title: First Lady...
Post by: obumazombie on December 07, 2013, 11:06:00 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 07, 2013, 10:58:37 AM
How can a fart escape from between those fat ass cheeks?
By exceeding the speed of light, and the accompanying accomplishment of time travel.
It's very simple really, just have an irresistible force meet an immovable object, and see if you can guess which one is which !
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: thundley4 on December 08, 2013, 03:13:07 AM
Quote from: marv on December 07, 2013, 09:06:53 AM
http://www.worldnewsbureau.com/2013/12/first-lady-dog-have-a-gas-at-wh-party.html
(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/fart.gif)

That dog looks like a deranged Muppet.
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: biersmythe on December 08, 2013, 12:39:26 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on December 08, 2013, 03:13:07 AM
That dog looks like a deranged Muppet.

AN-NI-MAL!!!!!!
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: DefiantSix on December 08, 2013, 02:51:40 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on December 08, 2013, 03:13:07 AM
That dog looks like a deranged Muppet.

And the First Yeti doesn't?
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: Boudicca on December 09, 2013, 05:51:18 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 08, 2013, 02:51:40 PM
And the First Yeti doesn't?

My sentiments exactly! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: Boudicca on December 09, 2013, 05:52:16 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on December 08, 2013, 03:13:07 AM
That dog looks like a deranged Muppet.

So that's Obumbles problem?  And here I thought it was taking it up the ass from everyone these days. :thatsright:
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: marv on December 09, 2013, 06:09:19 PM
Now Obumbles and Moochell each have their own doggie...

(http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/63.jpg)

Grrrrrr...mmmmmm...
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: njpines on December 10, 2013, 08:10:34 AM
Quote from: marv on December 07, 2013, 09:06:53 AM
http://www.worldnewsbureau.com/2013/12/first-lady-dog-have-a-gas-at-wh-party.html
(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/fart.gif)

That dog keeps giving me the giggles!!   :lmao:
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 10, 2013, 08:28:10 AM
Quote from: njpines on December 10, 2013, 08:10:34 AM
That dog keeps giving me the giggles!!   :lmao:
"....feels just like what Reggie does."
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: thundley4 on December 10, 2013, 02:40:43 PM
That pic of Moochelle and the dog has got to be photoshopped.
Title: Re: First Lady, Dog, Have A Blast At WH Party....
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 11, 2013, 06:51:02 PM
My God! look at the size of that thing!!!! "I Like Big Butts"? Not hardly! There is a limit!

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The party resumed in a different room after the children and Sunny were examined by the White House nurse.

for what? Radioactive waste?