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Title: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 06, 2013, 10:20:03 PM
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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:08 PM
Star Member Locut0s (4,354 posts)

I'm under the covers. It's 11°C in the house 51 F...

-2°C and dropping outside. Parents don't like to turn the heat on.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018529705
This nut lives in Canada! The Great White North! And his parents are trying to freeze him out.


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Response to Locut0s (Original post)
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:18 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (106,973 posts)

1. Omigod, that's crazy, my dear Locut0s!
Bad choice of words by the CalPig.
      

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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:26 PM
Star Member Kali (36,251 posts)
2. it was 42 in here this morning, 21 outside

a balmy 53.4 now 

the sun porch where I keep plants for winter is probably warmer, 
there is an old portable floor heater in there


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Response to Locut0s (Original post)
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:31 PM
AuntFester (21 posts)
4. Maybe your parents are sending you a message.
Food for thought, LocoNuts.


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Response to AuntFester (Reply #4)
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:58 PM
Star Member Locut0s (4,354 posts)
5. lol no I wish...

I could use the motivation. No it's always been like this, though usually not THIS cold.


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Response to Locut0s (Original post)
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 10:03 PM
Star Member femmocrat (15,527 posts)
7. Aren't they afraid the pipes will freeze?
I wish Fat Che's fat queer little brother Pab hadn't been banned.
He should have some great stories about freezing - his utilities have been cut off since September, and WackaDU failed him.


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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 10:10 PM
Star Member Locut0s (4,354 posts)
8. Nah we do turn the heat on for short periods...

They won't freed till it gets down to zero or below. And we turn off the outside taps to prevent them from bursting.


Another DUmmy who can't afford heat:
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ri Dec 6, 2013, 10:12 PM
HipChick (10,954 posts)
9. Locut0s..I don't turn my heat on...I stay in the bedroom most of the time

It's my office(I work from home most of the time),lounge, sunroom and X-Box/PS3 play room..hell, I've held global conference calls without ever leaving the covers..
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 10:26:48 PM
Jeez, get a blanket, My Dear LocoNuts.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: FlaGator on December 06, 2013, 10:36:08 PM
He seems awfully motivated to talk about his lack of motivation.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 10:43:38 PM
He seems awfully motivated to talk about his lack of motivation.
It's a DUmmie trait. Move along.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Big Dog on December 06, 2013, 10:44:32 PM
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ri Dec 6, 2013, 10:12 PM
HipChick (10,954 posts)
9. Locut0s..I don't turn my heat on...I stay in the bedroom most of the time

It's my office(I work from home most of the time),lounge, sunroom and X-Box/PS3 play room..

...not to mention being her toilet, meth lab, farrowing shed, hoarder's paradise, drive-through bordello, cockroach farm, and catbox.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: BattleHymn on December 06, 2013, 11:47:04 PM
...not to mention being her toilet, meth lab, farrowing shed, hoarder's paradise, drive-through bordello, cockroach farm, and catbox.


 :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: BattleHymn on December 06, 2013, 11:51:11 PM
It's 10 degrees outside (or -12 if you're the LocoNuts primitive), but it's 84 degrees inside (or 29 degrees if you're the LocoNuts primitive).  

I love my belching, burping, smoke puking carbon polluting wood stove.  Nothing beats lounging in your underwear on the couch on a cold winter's night.  
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 11:58:02 PM
It's 40 out right now.
I'm sitting in a motor-home, having cold beer.
BM. DUmpmonkies.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Purple Sage on December 06, 2013, 11:59:54 PM
I'm freezing too.  The thermostat says it's 72 in here, but I'm shivering.  There seems to be a draft somewhere that I can't find its origin.  It's 28 outside.  This TX gal HATES cold weather.  
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: BattleHymn on December 07, 2013, 12:01:13 AM
It's 40 out right now.
I'm sitting in a motor-home, having cold beer.
BM. DUmpmonkies.

Wait.  I forgot to mention I have a beer, too.  

St. Peter's Cream Stout.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: BattleHymn on December 07, 2013, 12:03:40 AM
I'm freezing too.  The thermostat says it's 72 in here, but I'm shivering.  There seems to be a draft somewhere that I can't find its origin.  It's 28 outside.  This TX gal HATES cold weather.  

I hear ya.  I'd rather sweat. 
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Skul on December 07, 2013, 12:13:12 AM
Busch from a  30 pack.
BM you filthy 1% ers.



 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: BattleHymn on December 07, 2013, 12:42:32 AM
It's probably 72 degrees in the main living area of his parent's house.  My bet is that LocoNuts got caught pleasuring himself using the crack in the cushions of the leather couch in their living room, and so he has been banned to the attic or basement.  


Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Purple Sage on December 07, 2013, 12:46:11 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: BattleHymn on December 07, 2013, 12:58:42 AM
:lol:


LocoNuts asks the ladies if their is any hope for him:

www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,87022.0

LocoNuts the virgin is worried about a four hour erection:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,87214.0

LocoNuts talks about difficult discussion with parents:

www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89670.0

I rest my case.   :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 07, 2013, 01:32:17 AM
It is 1:20 AM, and it is 2 degrees outside right now. No telling what the wind chill makes it out to really be.
Inside my apartment, it is 75 degrees.

It is that warm, Locut0s, because I decided to make it so. I pay my way though life. No one tells me how hot or cold I should be...no one is my master.

You my dear Locut0s, have decided that someone will always lord over you. Freedom shall never be yours. You will never have a girlfriend, because no girl will respect a man who is not his own master.
Let me say that again: NO ONE LIKES A WIMP. 

 
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: DefiantSix on December 07, 2013, 01:38:01 AM
 :lol: :agree: :yeahthat: :werd: :lol:

:hi5:
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 07, 2013, 07:27:42 AM
He seems awfully motivated to talk about his lack of motivation.
:-)
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: BadCat on December 07, 2013, 09:08:42 AM
Wait.  I forgot to mention I have a beer, too.  

St. Peter's Cream Stout.   :cheersmate:

We had hot buttered rum.  I'd forgotten how good that is on a cold night.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Dori on December 07, 2013, 09:38:46 AM
I think he should start a fire and get warm.  :fuelfire:

Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Freeper on December 07, 2013, 10:10:56 AM
It is 1:20 AM, and it is 2 degrees outside right now. No telling what the wind chill makes it out to really be.
Inside my apartment, it is 75 degrees.

It is that warm, Locut0s, because I decided to make it so. I pay my way though life. No one tells me how hot or cold I should be...no one is my master.

You my dear Locut0s, have decided that someone will always lord over you. Freedom shall never be yours. You will never have a girlfriend, because no girl will respect a man who is not his own master.
Let me say that again: NO ONE LIKES A WIMP.

You must not be married then. lol
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: BattleHymn on December 07, 2013, 10:39:43 AM
It is 1:20 AM, and it is 2 degrees outside right now. No telling what the wind chill makes it out to really be.
Inside my apartment, it is 75 degrees.

It is that warm, Locut0s, because I decided to make it so. I pay my way though life. No one tells me how hot or cold I should be...no one is my master. 

High Five!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 07, 2013, 11:16:27 AM
Here in red state hell I like to keep it around 75 in the winter and 68 in the summer.

Sometimes that isn't perfectly comfortable, but it maximizes my carbon footprint.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: BattleHymn on December 07, 2013, 11:18:40 AM
Here in red state hell I like to keep it around 75 in the winter and 68 in the summer.

Sometimes that isn't perfectly comfortable, but it maximizes my carbon footprint.

Have you tried opening a few windows?  Some fresh air might be nice. 
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 07, 2013, 11:21:56 AM
Have you tried opening a few windows?  Some fresh air might be nice. 

I know that's a joke, but there really are times every spring and fall when I'll have AC running upstairs, and the furnace running downstairs, or vice versa.

They have quite a tussle sometimes.

I always expect a thunderstorm on the stairs, but it's never happened.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Celtic Rose on December 07, 2013, 11:39:41 AM
My advice to Loconuts is to put on a sweater and start cleaning something, you'll warm up soon enough. 
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 07, 2013, 11:44:11 AM
My advice to Loconuts is to put on a sweater and start cleaning something, you'll warm up soon enough. 

That involves work, so Loconuts will have no part of it.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: BattleHymn on December 07, 2013, 11:44:40 AM
My advice to Loconuts is to put on a sweater and start cleaning something, you'll warm up soon enough. 

I think LocoNuts should shave his head.  Shaving your head is a great way to get out of a funk.  

I'm surprised that fizzgig, who also hangs out in the DUmp mental health forum, hasn't already suggested this to him.  
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: liana on December 07, 2013, 12:43:23 PM
Maybe they should go get a job instead of wasting time whining .

Screw you, DUmmies.   :censored:
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: GOP Congress on December 07, 2013, 01:52:58 PM
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hell, I've held global conference calls without ever leaving the covers..

Do we REALLY have to ask what type of "global conferences" you hold under the covers in your bed?

In the real world we would call that "turning a trick."
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: DefiantSix on December 07, 2013, 01:55:26 PM
Do we REALLY have to ask what type of "global conferences" you hold under the covers in your bed?

In the real world we would call that "turning a trick."

Normal people refer to those "global conference calls" as 1-900 numbers.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: Big Dog on December 07, 2013, 02:14:49 PM
Do we REALLY have to ask what type of "global conferences" you hold under the covers in your bed?

In the real world we would call that "turning a trick."

"Global conference" = "around the world".
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 07, 2013, 04:18:52 PM
"Global conference" = "around the world".

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was funny! H5 BD!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: diesel driver on December 07, 2013, 07:04:34 PM
Maybe if we actually HAD some of this so called "glowbull warming", DUmmie loconuts wouldn't be freezing his loconuts off.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 07, 2013, 08:54:19 PM
Maybe if we actually HAD some of this so called "glowbull warming", DUmmie loconuts wouldn't be freezing his loconuts off.

If loconuts has actual nuts I'm sure they are all shriveled up from all his cowering in the corner. What a loser he is, DD.

Personally I think all the dummies should be put into a camp with R. Lee Ermy.  They could make a reality show out of it. Call it "The Biggest Losers Meet The Gunny".

I think it would be a hit.  I'd watch it.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: diesel driver on December 07, 2013, 09:02:35 PM
If loconuts has actual nuts I'm sure they are all shriveled up from all his cowering in the corner. What a loser he is, DD.

Personally I think all the dummies should be put into a camp with R. Lee Ermy.  They could make a reality show out of it. Call it "The Biggest Losers Meet The Gunny".

I think it would be a hit.  I'd watch it.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

                                               :lol:
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 07, 2013, 09:42:24 PM
Imagine it, DD. Nads, UP, and loconuts... lined up by their cots as R. Lee stomps down the deck... stops at UP:

"What the Eff do you have hanging off your face, lady?" Then Nads steps up and proceeds to tell him what they are. Then R. Lee bellows "Oh my Effing God!!! We got an Einstein here!!!! What the Eff did they send me?!?!?!?"

Then he turns around and finds loconuts cowering under his cot. "What the Eff is your problem, maggot?!?!?!" Whimpering, loconuts says: "I just can't handle this!!!"

Then R. Lee turns to the camera and says: "See what the Eff I got to deal with?!?!?!" I got an Einstein, a pansy and a... well I ain't sure what the Eff she is, and she damned sure don't know either!!!! My name ain't Jesus and I can't work miracles!!!! As soon as this episode is over I'm firing my Effing agent!!!!"

It would be a freaking hit, DD.
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: HawkHogan on December 07, 2013, 09:48:00 PM
Normal people refer to those "global conference calls" as 1-900 numbers.

Can you imagine being on a conference call with a fat beast all wrapped up in her covers?
Title: Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
Post by: DefiantSix on December 07, 2013, 10:06:11 PM
Can you imagine being on a conference call with a fat beast all wrapped up in her covers?

Unfortunately, somebody wrote a song about it, so yes; yes I can imagine it.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7FCDAAezVY[/youtube]