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Title: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 06, 2013, 01:12:32 PM
Yes, I put WEE WILLIE PITT in all caps just to piss off Pretzel Warrior/11Bravo et al.

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WilliamPitt (55,844 posts)

Because irony is always awesome. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024142369)


"Mandela was a terrorist!"

...say the people with stockpiles of weapons who openly talk of overthrowing the government.

 :stoner: :stoner: :stoner: :stoner: :stoner:
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: HawkHogan on December 06, 2013, 01:14:09 PM
Owning guns is equivalent to orchestrating terrorist bombings?  DUmmy logic is flawless. 
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 01:16:07 PM
Wee Willy Pittstain has a full portfolio of laughing stocks.  :-)
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: jukin on December 06, 2013, 01:18:34 PM
I don't know if he was a terrorist but I do know that Mandela was a communist. I also do know that communists will use violence and anything else to get power and control.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Chris_ on December 06, 2013, 01:18:37 PM
What the drunk is saying is "Please lie to me!"

If you're going to talk about someone (dead or alive), you might as well tell the truth.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: franksolich on December 06, 2013, 01:20:01 PM
Have any supporters of the Second Amendment ever been known for putting burning tires around the necks of political opponents?
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Freeper on December 06, 2013, 02:20:07 PM
Poor Wee Willie still trying to come up with something clever.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 06, 2013, 02:22:55 PM
Poor Wee Willie still trying to come up with something clever.

He still can't live down "24 business hours".
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Freeper on December 06, 2013, 02:25:03 PM
He still can't live down "24 business hours".

He will get it over it in.....  Well you know.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Dori on December 06, 2013, 02:33:33 PM
I don't know if he was a terrorist but I do know that Mandela was a communist. I also do know that communists will use violence and anything else to get power and control.

He was on our terrorist watch list until 2008.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Freeper on December 06, 2013, 02:41:37 PM
He was on our terrorist watch list until 2008.

For some reason Chimpy took him off the list. Note to DUmmies I am referring to Bush, you know like how you did.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Bad Dog on December 06, 2013, 02:46:42 PM
I read somewhere in a DU thread that he makes his living as a writer.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Freeper on December 06, 2013, 02:49:09 PM
I read somewhere in a DU thread that he makes his living as a writer.

Yeah he's an accomplished author that makes more money than Romney and Al Gore combined.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 06, 2013, 04:58:36 PM
I'd go with the argumentum ad absurdum analogy that owning a penis makes one the equivalent of being a rapist but at DU they actually believe that.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Chris_ on December 06, 2013, 05:18:38 PM
Let's play a game, Pitt.  Give me a short biography of George W. Bush and you can't mention waterboarding or WMDs.

Mandela was in prison for a reason.  Pretending otherwise is a slap in the face to the people who were murdered by the Umkhonto we Sizwe.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 06, 2013, 05:26:20 PM
'Irony' is more like chasing 15-year-old schoolgirls and then going into a protracted writing collaboration with a guy who proves to be a kiddie porn user, and then having the nerve to call anyone else derogatory names.  Ring any bells, Pitt?
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 06, 2013, 07:03:26 PM
Yeah he's an accomplished author that makes more money than Romney and Al Gore combined.

Everybody knows that Freep.... but did you know that Wee Willy writes under the names of Tom Clancy and Clive Cussler?   :tongue: :tongue:

Yes, yes... I got that off some stupid insurance commercial on TV.   :thatsright:
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Freeper on December 06, 2013, 07:25:45 PM
Everybody knows that Freep.... but did you know that Wee Willy writes under the names of Tom Clancy and Clive Cussler?   :tongue: :tongue:

Yes, yes... I got that off some stupid insurance commercial on TV.   :thatsright:

He also ghost writes for Stephen King.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 07:29:31 PM
He also ghost writes for Stephen King.
And gNads.
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 06, 2013, 07:48:06 PM
He also ghost writes for Stephen King.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5 Freep!!!!



And gNads.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You owe me a daggone monitor, Skul!!!!!!

H5!!!!
Title: Re: WEE WILLIE PITT speaks out regarding irony (hitting the bottle early yet again)
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 08:48:43 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5 Freep!!!!

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You owe me a daggone monitor, Skul!!!!!!

H5!!!!
Freeper started it, hit him up.