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Title: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 06, 2013, 01:52:07 AM
DUmmy fizzgig, still exhausted from hopping around with coach, is trying to run a WackaDU scam for $9000 with her mother:
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Thu Dec 5, 2013, 12:42 PM
fizzgig (18,999 posts)

my mom needs help getting her mouth fixed up, a wishadoo! request:

"I am in dire need of an upper denture and lower partial. The complete cost will be close to $9000.00, to include the prep work needed before I can be fitted. I do have dental insurance but it has a $1500.00 per year limit. I did start taking early Social Security to help defray the costs; however, it appears the game rules have been changed. I was told I neednt' worry about the usual requirement of 50% down. The person I initially conferred with told me she had spoken with her boss and the boss had ok'd the payment plan I'd offered.

That same person is now saying she never told me that, she'd never spoken to her boss, leaving me to believe they are expecting me to sit, toothless, until July, 2014, when my next dental insurance benefit year begins. I certainly would have never gotten my teeth pulled had I been told that in the beginning!"

http://www.wishadoo.org/fundraising/1/DOLLARS%20FOR%20DENTURES/


we know that it is the holidays and that times are tight for many people, but any small bit would mean the world to her. my husband lost his job a few weeks ago, so we can't offer her any help.

her mouth was making her so sick before the extractions and i just want my mom to be well. she jokes that all she wants for christmas is her two front teeth and i hope that can come true for her.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024137047#post24
And there's a small profit margin in there for fizzgig and mom.

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Response to fizzgig (Original post)
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 02:57 PM
Star Member glinda (12,429 posts)
6. Kick for MOM and

if I can get the "kittens" fixed I will kick in a small amount also!


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Response to fizzgig (Original post)
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 03:37 PM
Star Member Wait Wut (7,506 posts)
11. Crap.

I'm so broke, right now. But, I'll keep this in mind if I find some extra cash laying around after I pay bills this week.



One  DUmbass sorely missed here but forgotten by the DUmmies is ThomWV, who pulled his own teeth and wore them on a necklace.

He'd be memorialized in the Dead DUmmy forum if Skimmer had kept his word to the CalPig.

This DUmmy could be ThomWV's successor:
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Thu Dec 5, 2013, 03:59 PM
Rosco T. (6,017 posts)
14. Tell me about it...

.. my teeth are about gone.. got one left in front on the uppers, a few in front on the lower and the back.. like holiow tree stumps.. rest have broken off below the gum line. no insurance, no dental school.. plenty of pain tho. I make do. But good luck to her, she has a path.
DUmmy Rosco T. is tired of the bar scene, so decided to troll the DUmp for women.

He's not a very nice guy, but he's got a smile no one ever forgets.
   

Uh oh, first hint of a problem for fizzgig's scam:
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Response to fizzgig (Original post)
Thu Dec 5, 2013, 05:08 PM
RebelOne (28,828 posts)
16. I can't understand why it will cost $9,000 for dentures.

I went to a local dentist here in North Georgia because I will be needing upper and lower dentures very soon. The price quoted me was $3,000. This is a very popular local dentist and my neighbor went to him and got dentures for only $495. I will need extractions and that is most of the cost.
   


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Response to RebelOne (Reply #16)
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 01:02 AM
fizzgig (18,999 posts)
25. i'm shocked by the price, too


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Response to fizzgig (Reply #25)
Fri Dec 6, 2013, 01:57 AM
VanillaRhapsody (4,481 posts)
29. Ever heard of Florence SC?

They have a world reputation for dentures there...people come in motorhomes and stand on lines to get denture work done there. People say that getting the work done there...the difference is the cost of a vacation...google
If fizzgig can fleece the DUmp for nine grand she'll have a nice vacation.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: Karin on December 06, 2013, 07:47:46 AM
$9,000?! 

They say that liberals always, always overreach, and it is their undoing.  Fizzgig has officially overreached in her scam.  If she set her sights at $1000, she might have roped in enough gullible fools. 
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: USA4ME on December 06, 2013, 07:54:33 AM
It was a slip of the hand while typing by the fizzgig primitive. He meant to type $90,000.

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Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 06, 2013, 10:31:45 AM
 :rotf: :mental:

USA4ME, you beat me to it, dude!

H5!
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 06, 2013, 11:40:59 AM
So far, DUmmy fizzgig has raised over six hundred dollars from DUmmies who actually believe it will go to a dentist.

I don't know how much weed that'll buy, but I'm sure it's got lots of envious DUmmies working on their own sob stories.

There's really no limit to how many times scammers can go to the well.

The DUmp just keeps offering up more DUmmies to fleece.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: franksolich on December 06, 2013, 11:45:56 AM
Well now, to give the fizzy one credit here, the option's to donate directly to the dental place rather than to the individual, and that's something.

<<<remembers how the scammers didn't want donations to go directly to Johns Hopkins.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 06, 2013, 12:22:47 PM
Well now, to give the fizzy one credit here, the option's to donate directly to the dental place rather than to the individual, and that's something.

Coach has a soft spot for fizzgig.
That bald loony must have been one hell of a sack hopper.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: franksolich on December 06, 2013, 12:31:20 PM
Coach has a soft spot for fizzgig.

Well, admittedly, yes, but I surely wouldn't want my own feelings about her to influence how others feel about her.  To each his own.

To keep the record out in the open, besides a "soft spot" for the fizzy one, there's also the old school tie with Skinner--we were both taught by professors from Yale, he in New Haven and I in Lincoln--and nary a negative word about my old pal Manny, the "MannyGoldstein" primitive, shall issue forth from these lips.

I don't feel badly about being honest here; the politics of these primitives are dreadful and disgusting, but there's a few tiny other aspects about them that makes one dislike them less than one dislikes all the other primitives.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: obumazombie on December 06, 2013, 12:38:38 PM
The tooth wishadoo scam would skim more money if there were more parallels to that cult classic Marathon Man.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 06, 2013, 07:48:07 PM
Well, admittedly, yes, but I surely wouldn't want my own feelings about her to influence how others feel about her.  To each his own.
Her WackaDU scam claims to have raised over $600. That's a lot of money to leave on her dresser.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 06, 2013, 07:51:09 PM
Her WackaDU scam claims to have raised over $600. That's a lot of money to leave on her dresser.


Oh, Stewert is not going to be happy about this at all. 

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 08:02:14 PM
The Stewart primitive is a scam from the word Go.
The Fizzygig doesn't have the guts or knowledge to run a scam. I think her request is real.
My opinion, her request is real. I wish her luck in getting any help from the DUmp.

Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 06, 2013, 08:45:57 PM
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Thu Dec 5, 2013, 12:42 PM
fizzgig (18,999 posts)

my mom needs help getting her mouth fixed up, a wishadoo! request:

"I am in dire need of an upper denture and lower partial. The complete cost will be close to $9000.00, to include the prep work needed before I can be fitted. I do have dental insurance but it has a $1500.00 per year limit. I did start taking early Social Security to help defray the costs; however, it appears the game rules have been changed. I was told I neednt' worry about the usual requirement of 50% down. The person I initially conferred with told me she had spoken with her boss and the boss had ok'd the payment plan I'd offered.

That same person is now saying she never told me that, she'd never spoken to her boss, leaving me to believe they are expecting me to sit, toothless, until July, 2014, when my next dental insurance benefit year begins. I certainly would have never gotten my teeth pulled had I been told that in the beginning!"

http://www.wishadoo.org/f...DOLLARS%20FOR%20DENTURES/


we know that it is the holidays and that times are tight for many people, but any small bit would mean the world to her. my husband lost his job a few weeks ago, so we can't offer her any help.

her mouth was making her so sick before the extractions and i just want my

I thought obumbles care was gonna take care of that?   :whistling: :whistling:

Just an observation... seems like the dummies have problem taking care of their teeth for some reason. What's up with that?  :shrug: :shrug:
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: Dori on December 06, 2013, 09:08:56 PM
I thought obumbles care was gonna take care of that?   :whistling: :whistling:

Just an observation... seems like the dummies have problem taking care of their teeth for some reason. What's up with that?  :shrug: :shrug:

Because no one ever brushed their teeth for them. 
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 06, 2013, 09:19:30 PM
Because no one ever brushed their teeth for them. 

Ever heard of meth mouth? just saying...
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: Freeper on December 06, 2013, 09:21:55 PM
I thought obumbles care was gonna take care of that?   :whistling: :whistling:

Just an observation... seems like the dummies have problem taking care of their teeth for some reason. What's up with that?  :shrug: :shrug:

Could be genetics, I suffer from dental problems, but when it comes to DUmmies it's probably Meth.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: Freeper on December 06, 2013, 09:22:26 PM
Because no one ever brushed their teeth for them.

Free toothbrushes and toothpaste for all!
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 06, 2013, 09:24:30 PM
Last 4 posts: Ya all made me laugh!

H5 all!!!
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 06, 2013, 09:28:14 PM
Because no one ever brushed their teeth for them. 

Rosco T. is an obscure, no-name DUmbass, but he's one of my favorites just on the strength of a single post:

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Thu Dec 5, 2013, 03:59 PM
Rosco T. (6,017 posts)
14. Tell me about it...

.. my teeth are about gone.. got one left in front on the uppers, a few in front on the lower and the back.. like holiow tree stumps.. rest have broken off below the gum line. no insurance, no dental school.. plenty of pain tho. I make do. But good luck to her, she has a path.

And with all that, he still gets more women than stevenumbers.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: Skul on December 06, 2013, 09:31:19 PM
Last 4 posts: Ya all made me laugh!

H5 all!!!
I missed those a bit ago.  I hit the stinkers, too.
LC80 cracked me up.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: franksolich on December 07, 2013, 01:27:52 AM
The Stewart primitive is a scam from the word Go.
The Fizzygig doesn't have the guts or knowledge to run a scam. I think her request is real.
My opinion, her request is real. I wish her luck in getting any help from the DUmp.

Well, she's up to $730 now, which is nothing to sneeze at.

Stewert or Fat Che's little brother should be so lucky.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 07, 2013, 09:01:02 AM
I never paid attention to the Fizzy one. Is The Fizz a guy or a gal? Or some deviant variation there of?
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: franksolich on December 07, 2013, 09:17:57 AM
I never paid attention to the Fizzy one. Is The Fizz a guy or a gal? Or some deviant variation there of?

page one

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92629.0.html
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 07, 2013, 09:27:20 AM
Well, she's up to $730 now, which is nothing to sneeze at.

Stewert or Fat Che's little brother should be so lucky.

I know it's the giving season and all but.... STOP GIVING TO IT ALREADY. sheesh...
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: franksolich on December 07, 2013, 09:42:00 AM
Oh my.

She took down Fat Che's little brother's fund-raising appeal, for $900 for getting his natural gas connected.

One wonders what's up with that; he'd raised only $90, and the begging still had more than a month to go before it expired.
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 07, 2013, 10:27:37 AM
page one

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92629.0.html
I saw that (see below) I still don't know. Its safer to go with the deviant variation then.

(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/7997/j1t0.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 07, 2013, 11:30:00 AM
Well, she's up to $730 now, which is nothing to sneeze at.

Stewert or Fat Che's little brother should be so lucky.

Any DUmmy who has studied the Andyscam knows how critical seed money is to the success of a fundraising scam.

Did you ever see a panhandler with an empty cup?

No water comes from the well until you prime the pump.

At least half of that $730 has to be self donations.

Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: BattleHymn on December 07, 2013, 11:42:12 AM
Because no one ever brushed their teeth for them. 

Ever heard of meth mouth? just saying...

My father-in-law makes (or at least made) meth.  He avoided the embarrassment and discomfort of meth mouth by pulling out all of his own teeth with a pair of pliers.  Yes, he's a democrat.  Or at least, he would be, if he voted. 



Pulling your own teeth out must be a primitive right of passage of sorts.  At least my father-in-law didn't put his on a string and wear them as a necklace.   

Title: Re: DUmmy fizzgig Launches A WackaDU Scam
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 07, 2013, 11:52:46 AM
My father-in-law makes (or at least made) meth.  He avoided the embarrassment and discomfort of meth mouth by pulling out all of his own teeth with a pair of pliers.  Yes, he's a democrat.  Or at least, he would be, if he voted. 



Pulling your own teeth out must be a primitive right of passage of sorts.  At least my father-in-law didn't put his on a string and wear them as a necklace.   


Imagine if Walter White was real... the ADA would be giving him a medal...